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Old 12-30-2013, 11:07 PM   #51
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Old 12-31-2013, 01:42 AM   #52
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How old are you?

Serious question and yeah it could matter.
I'm 35, she's 33. Both musicians, both toured, both published, and both avid dreamers.

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No shit.

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Old 12-31-2013, 06:54 AM   #53
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Hey, Zuzana.

I do thank you for that, but I have to take a moment to congratulate you. You were hot shit when I left, and I'm happy to see that you remain the hottest shit on the block now that I've returned.

Great job. Keep on keeping on.
Thanks for the kind words and good luck in moving forward
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Old 12-31-2013, 07:25 AM   #54
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Pack a U-haul truck, get your ass over there, get laid one last time and drive back like a proud man-beast, chest foreward and fistpumping while blasting "Miley Cyrus - Wreckingball" on the radio.
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Old 12-31-2013, 10:13 AM   #55
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I'm 35, she's 33. Both musicians, both toured, both published, and both avid dreamers.
Well, you are both old enough to know better . . . good luck. Just know that most likely, later in life, some other chick will fuck you up worse.
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Old 12-31-2013, 10:18 AM   #56
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Pack a U-haul truck, get your ass over there, get laid one last time and drive back like a proud man-beast, chest foreward and fistpumping while blasting "Miley Cyrus - Wreckingball" on the radio.
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Old 12-31-2013, 10:23 AM   #57
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Pack a U-haul truck, get your ass over there, get laid one last time and drive back like a proud man-beast, chest foreward and fistpumping while blasting "Miley Cyrus - Wreckingball" on the radio.
this is a good start to an idea.

after understanding better the dysfuntional nature of this relationship, op should fly there, claim the bag that had her shit in it got lost and while the airlines is looking for it fuck her accidently in the ass and when finishing up wipe the mess off on her teddy bear while telling her there was no fucking bag with her shit in it. - adios.

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Old 12-31-2013, 10:37 AM   #58
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Old 12-31-2013, 01:30 PM   #59
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Trust me, when the time comes I won't have to be dragged kicking and screaming into bed with another woman... I'll go there happily and for the betterment of myself and all mankind.

I just hate to see this being pissed away because we aren't discussing the real issue. She and I gave one another everything. Only when it came to location, we couldn't agree. That's all. Otherwise, she was, and will remain, very close to my heart. I just know that time will replace what she and I had with something else, and I admit that I'm upset by that. I wanted a lot more.

Bummer. Live and learn. Rough period, here's a tampon, and life goes on regardless of how much you enjoy it...

I know what you're saying.
You just finished saying she's heartless, callous and manipulative.

Stop being a little crybaby and get over her. Find someone else worth your attention.
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Old 12-31-2013, 04:14 PM   #60
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Small world. I was born in Youngstown.
It's a shithole.

The only thing that keeps me in this area is my family. On the real, the suggestion that I run is not one that is new, nor one I haven't mulled over countless times while laying awake at night.

My family is very important to me.

Mom and dad are getting old. I almost piss myself when I imagine dad shoveling snow by himself.. I'm not involved in any of the dumbshit here, don't want to be.

Rock and a hard place... and you'll find me in between.

Glad to meet you, Jeff.

Nice to meet you as well. Where did you go to highschool at? me:boardman and im probably a year older than you 36.
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Old 12-31-2013, 04:59 PM   #61
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this is a good start to an idea.

after understanding better the dysfuntional nature of this relationship, op should fly there, claim the bag that had her shit in it got lost and while the airlines is looking for it fuck her accidently in the ass and when finishing up wipe the mess off on her teddy bear while telling her there was no fucking bag with her shit in it. - adios.

That's a really expensive lay.
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Old 12-31-2013, 05:56 PM   #62
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That's a really expensive lay.


it's not a lay, it's checkmate in the silly game they're playing.


btw, it's an absurd metaphorical ending for that silliness mostly, especially since i'm guessing she has a teddy bear.
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Old 12-31-2013, 06:13 PM   #63
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Nice to meet you as well. Where did you go to highschool at? me:boardman and im probably a year older than you 36.
Yup. I schooled in Liberty and finished at YSU. Small world.

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That's a really expensive lay.
It'll cost less than shipping.

And I have to say, the relationship itself wasn't dysfunctional, but outside of it I am.

I don't remember the last time I was sober with the exception of waking up, but even then I'm still in the bag most of the time. I'm trying to fuck vegans... if there ever was a red flag that I need to cool my shit, that's it right there.

I'll get my shit together soon enough. Likely hitting a party this evening and trying to fuck anything without a dick. You know, responsibly handling my adult emotions like a fucking child.

Happy new year.
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