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Old 05-09-2014, 06:34 AM   #1
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does the queen of england clean herself?

like shower/bath..also do the really have wipers? Why I would want to know is that she prob doesn't and that must be a fucked up life.

BTW google was not my friend.
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Old 05-09-2014, 06:42 AM   #2
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random thought?
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Old 05-09-2014, 09:40 AM   #3
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random thought?
yes yes it was
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Old 05-09-2014, 09:47 AM   #4
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From what I have heard second and third hand from various people is that they are incredibly normal behind closed doors...
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Old 05-09-2014, 03:35 PM   #5
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Old 05-09-2014, 04:00 PM   #6
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From what I have heard second and third hand from various people is that they are incredibly normal behind closed doors...
So...whips, chains...ballgags.

That sort of thing.
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Old 05-09-2014, 04:08 PM   #7
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I believe the proper title for the Royal Asswipe is "Groom of the Stool":





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The Groom of the Stool is a servant who, among other duties, has the honourable task of cleaning a Monarch's anus after a bowl movement.

The royal families of England have had stool groomers since the days of Henry VIII and over the years the position has been adopted by various other royal families.

The position is a highly prized one and is usually only available to lords, bishops and "the most beautiful of children".




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Old 05-10-2014, 05:36 AM   #8
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From what I have heard second and third hand from various people is that they are incredibly normal behind closed doors...
i shall tend to believe this for my answer, but those pics above make you think..fuck it
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Old 05-10-2014, 05:52 AM   #9
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the Groom of the Stool was a very highly prized job and always went to an aristocrat. The reason being was that they were close to the king and was able to give him advice and influence behind closed doors.
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Old 05-10-2014, 06:23 AM   #10
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i have heard charlse has somone wash him.
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Old 05-10-2014, 07:02 AM   #11
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the Groom of the Stool was a very highly prized job and always went to an aristocrat. The reason being was that they were close to the king and was able to give him advice and influence behind closed doors.
I can believe this to be true also.

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Old 05-10-2014, 07:07 AM   #12
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Old 05-10-2014, 08:51 AM   #13
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They just spray some wax and perfume in their hair and go. Kings and queens are not fond of baths. Why, you wish to clean a royal penis?
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Old 05-10-2014, 08:56 AM   #14
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for some reason or another I like you too.

Sig space here after internext.
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She has her little dogs do it for her
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Old 05-10-2014, 10:19 AM   #16
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the Groom of the Stool was a very highly prized job and always went to an aristocrat. The reason being was that they were close to the king and was able to give him advice and influence behind closed doors.
I take it you are a QI fan?..
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Old 05-12-2014, 06:56 AM   #17
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From what I have heard second and third hand from various people is that they are incredibly normal behind closed doors...
I believe so too.
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From what I have heard second and third hand from various people is that they are incredibly normal behind closed doors...
Income £500,000,000 plus
she gets to enjoy as Queen, such as $10 billion worth of real estate etc...


So normal, worried about how to pay the bills, the fear of losing a job, children in bad schools....

Yes really normal....if you are one of the 1%

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Fuck then Queen...
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Yeah, fuck the queen!
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