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dyna mo · 01-25-2015, 12:14 PM

Is that legal here? If so, can i get good clotted cream in USA?

what do i eat with the clotted cream? drink?

Manfap · 01-25-2015, 12:22 PM

scones and quality jam

NatalieK · 01-25-2015, 12:40 PM

mmmm I love clotted cream, actually I love all cream

L-Pink · 01-25-2015, 02:01 PM

Sounds delicious.

brassmonkey · 01-25-2015, 02:10 PM

use a gun its faster

the minimum fat content is 55%

dyna mo · 01-25-2015, 02:12 PM

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scones and quality jam

i usually get both of these on a weekly basis, so i'm with ya. but at a loss for the clotted cream. I think i'll have to hit the super fancy grocer for it.

dyna mo · 01-25-2015, 02:14 PM

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use a gun its faster

the minimum fat content is 55%

life;s about living, not dying.

it's not like I'm planning a clotted cream IV.

clickity click · 01-25-2015, 02:16 PM

Weird, all supermarkets here sell clotted cream.. Why on earth would it be illegal? You can carry guns ffs.

brassmonkey · 01-25-2015, 02:17 PM

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life;s about living, not dying.

it's not like I'm planning a clotted cream IV.

got put a live feed at your dinner table.

dyna mo · 01-25-2015, 02:18 PM

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Weird, all supermarkets here sell clotted cream.. Why on earth would it be illegal? You can carry guns ffs.

and here is where? Uranus?

dyna mo · 01-25-2015, 02:21 PM

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got put a live feed at your dinner table.

fyi brainiac, those biscuits you eat with your fucking fried chicken are loaded with butter. you do realize clotted cream is the British equivalent to our butter right? or is this just more of you showing how fucking miserable and stupid you are?

clickity click · 01-25-2015, 02:26 PM

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and here is where? Uranus?

Sorry, the UK.

dyna mo · 01-25-2015, 02:27 PM

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Sorry, the UK.

yeah, it's not here at all. most people have never even heard of it.

any brand names I can look for if I find it here?

brassmonkey · 01-25-2015, 02:31 PM

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fyi brainiac, those biscuits you eat with your fucking fried chicken are loaded with butter. you do realize clotted cream is the British equivalent to our butter right? or is this just more of you showing how fucking miserable and stupid you are?

just add the feed bitch

dyna mo · 01-25-2015, 02:35 PM

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just add the feed bitch

i need the clotted cream first, you mumpsimus ninnyhammer

Grapesoda · 01-25-2015, 02:41 PM

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Is that legal here? If so, can i get good clotted cream in USA?

what do i eat with the clotted cream? drink?

amazon.com is your friend

clickity click · 01-25-2015, 02:43 PM

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yeah, it's not here at all. most people have never even heard of it.

any brand names I can look for if I find it here?

Kelly's, Mackie's, Rodda's

You could also try Devonshire Cream or Cornish Cream.

brassmonkey · 01-25-2015, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

yeah, it's not here at all. most people have never even heard of it.

any brand names I can look for if I find it here?

you can make it! im thinking add a bit to my biscuit gravy

dyna mo · 01-25-2015, 02:51 PM

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amazon.com is your friend

good idea, i've been itching for a reason to join prime fresh, this may be the one!

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Originally Posted by clickity click

Kelly's, Mackie's, Rodda's

You could also try Devonshire Cream or Cornish Cream.

nice, thanks!

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you can make it! im thinking add a bit to my biscuit gravy

of course, it sounds fucking delicious!

brassmonkey · 01-25-2015, 02:57 PM

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good idea, i've been itching for a reason to join prime fresh, this may be the one!

nice, thanks!

of course, it sounds fucking delicious!

can you cook? im going to make this with some steaks super bowl sunday

my little brother is making cheesestakes and fries i made 30 gallons of craft beer was a bitch to bottle it
The Old Fashioned Way: Clotted Cream and Scone Recipe

dyna mo · 01-25-2015, 03:06 PM

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can you cook? im going to make this with some steaks super bowl sunday

my little brother is making cheesestakes and fries i made 30 gallons of craft beer was a bitch to bottle it
The Old Fashioned Way: Clotted Cream and Scone Recipe

i can cook, yes. cooked up my killer breakfast burritos for everyone this morning. my homemade refried beans (hand squished!), scrambled eggs, cheddar, bacon, fresh tomatoes, onion and lettuce wrapped in a whole wheat wrap.

my meatloaf is legendary. I've never cooked cheesesteak(s) though.

scones are killer killer killer. fresh scones, not those shitty dry ones.

brassmonkey · 01-25-2015, 03:16 PM

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i can cook, yes. cooked up my killer breakfast burritos for everyone this morning. my homemade refried beans (hand squished!), scrambled eggs, cheddar, bacon, fresh tomatoes, onion and lettuce wrapped in a whole wheat wrap.

my meatloaf is legendary. I've never cooked cheesesteak(s) though.

scones are killer killer killer. fresh scones, not those shitty dry ones.

jeezuz christ i luv cooking as well.

make fresh hash browns too crisp lay them in there

the moisture will make them right

dyna mo · 01-25-2015, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

jeezuz christ i luv cooking as well.

make fresh hash browns too crisp lay them in there

the moisture will make them right

hash browns require a deft touch. crispy on the outside, meaty on the inside. hard to get the moisture just right to do that. i put them on paper towels for a bit to dry before frying.

brassmonkey · 01-25-2015, 03:23 PM

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hash browns require a deft touch. crispy on the outside, meaty on the inside. hard to get the moisture just right to do that. i put them on paper towels for a bit to dry before frying.

im experimenting with a new dish. i use toast

dyna mo · 01-25-2015, 03:28 PM

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im experimenting with a new dish. i use toast

sounds perfect for clotted cream!

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