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Old 02-08-2012, 01:49 AM   #1
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My Plans for valentines day...

Last year I set up a number of fake male profiles on PlentyOfFish with 'semi good looking' (Not over the the top, 'Brad Pitt' but not my OWN pic etc) fake photos...

I have been 'showing interest' in some of the fatty females who have viewed my profiles, but have never committed...

For Valentines day, I shall contact EVERYONE who has viewed a fake profile of mine, apologise for not contacting 'fatty munter' sooner, and offer her the night of her life, based on her profile preferences...

Then, on 14th of Feb, I will sit all alone, infront of GFY and take solace that there are many ugly fat slappers, all over the world, sat waiting for their dream guy to arrive... AND I WONT !

WOOT WOOT! This is SO FUCKING FUNNNY.. Makes my fucking day !

What are YOUR Plans !
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Old 02-08-2012, 05:14 AM   #2
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so u all have zero plans? respect !
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Old 02-08-2012, 05:25 AM   #3
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I am doing a selfless act. My missus is a HUGE james bond fan. She even has a Bond Scalextrix. Anyway, at Beaulie (sp?) there is an exhibition of Bond Cars.

So I am taking her there.

I have no interest in cars or bond so should get lots of brownie points.
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Old 02-08-2012, 05:36 AM   #4
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I am doing a selfless act. My missus is a HUGE james bond fan. She even has a Bond Scalextrix. Anyway, at Beaulie (sp?) there is an exhibition of Bond Cars.

So I am taking her there.

I have no interest in cars or bond so should get lots of brownie points.
Will one of these be there?

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Old 02-08-2012, 05:53 AM   #5
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Old 02-08-2012, 05:53 AM   #6
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Will one of these be there?

Nope. No Bond Bug in the Beaulieu museum.
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Old 02-08-2012, 06:37 AM   #7
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Old 02-08-2012, 06:37 AM   #8
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Based on what you said, I have less confidence in PlentyOfFish. I think different sources of information can have a useful statistic attached to it such as % of spam. How much % of the website is spam? Evaluate online sources of information. It's possible to lose fat. Much of Valentine’s day could be about shopping and exchanging presents.
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Old 02-08-2012, 06:44 AM   #9
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Last year I set up a number of fake male profiles on PlentyOfFish with 'semi good looking' (Not over the the top, 'Brad Pitt' but not my OWN pic etc) fake photos...

I have been 'showing interest' in some of the fatty females who have viewed my profiles, but have never committed...

For Valentines day, I shall contact EVERYONE who has viewed a fake profile of mine, apologise for not contacting 'fatty munter' sooner, and offer her the night of her life, based on her profile preferences...

Then, on 14th of Feb, I will sit all alone, infront of GFY and take solace that there are many ugly fat slappers, all over the world, sat waiting for their dream guy to arrive... AND I WONT !

WOOT WOOT! This is SO FUCKING FUNNNY.. Makes my fucking day !

What are YOUR Plans !
no poo lol?
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Old 02-08-2012, 06:52 AM   #10
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i'm gonna realize 3 days later "oh right, there was a valentine's day this week! completely forgot"
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Old 02-08-2012, 07:05 AM   #11
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Based on what you said, I have less confidence in PlentyOfFish. I think different sources of information can have a useful statistic attached to it such as % of spam. How much % of the website is spam? Evaluate online sources of information. It's possible to lose fat. Much of Valentine?s day could be about shopping and exchanging presents.
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Old 02-08-2012, 08:43 AM   #12
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I cannot afford to go on PlentyOfFish
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Old 02-08-2012, 10:33 AM   #13
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LOL no plans yet.
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Old 02-08-2012, 10:35 AM   #14
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Post fatty munter pics please CS.
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Old 02-08-2012, 10:37 AM   #15
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Old 02-08-2012, 10:57 AM   #16
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Old 02-13-2015, 11:18 AM   #17
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Just incase anyone is interested, that year was a great success ! Infact not only from knowing they were sat there all alone, but also from some of the abusive follow up emails I received ! lolsome...

It really made me feel like a 'big man' and went someway to fulfilling the gap in my life. So these year I have done it again! ON A MUCH BIGGER INTERNATIONAL SALE!

I'm even gonna ring a few of the restaurants, and say I'm running late - Please wait etc... HaaaHaaaHaaaa !

Roll on Valentines day ! Its gunna be another doozy!!!!
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Old 02-13-2015, 11:30 AM   #18
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and some people say love is dead.. .
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and some people say love is dead.. .
Is he sat on the toilet kissing her, while enjoying his diareeha?

If so, RESPECT
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