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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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My Plans for valentines day...
Last year I set up a number of fake male profiles on PlentyOfFish with 'semi good looking' (Not over the the top, 'Brad Pitt' but not my OWN pic etc) fake photos...
I have been 'showing interest' in some of the fatty females who have viewed my profiles, but have never committed... For Valentines day, I shall contact EVERYONE who has viewed a fake profile of mine, apologise for not contacting 'fatty munter' sooner, and offer her the night of her life, based on her profile preferences... Then, on 14th of Feb, I will sit all alone, infront of GFY and take solace that there are many ugly fat slappers, all over the world, sat waiting for their dream guy to arrive... AND I WONT ! WOOT WOOT! This is SO FUCKING FUNNNY.. Makes my fucking day ! What are YOUR Plans ! ![]() |
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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so u all have zero plans? respect !
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I am doing a selfless act. My missus is a HUGE james bond fan. She even has a Bond Scalextrix. Anyway, at Beaulie (sp?) there is an exhibition of Bond Cars.
So I am taking her there. I have no interest in cars or bond so should get lots of brownie points. |
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Bollocks
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No plans here
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Nope. No Bond Bug in the Beaulieu museum.
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when you're broke , your plans become Since Fiction
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Based on what you said, I have less confidence in PlentyOfFish. I think different sources of information can have a useful statistic attached to it such as % of spam. How much % of the website is spam? Evaluate online sources of information. It's possible to lose fat. Much of Valentine’s day could be about shopping and exchanging presents.
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marketer.
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i'm gonna realize 3 days later "oh right, there was a valentine's day this week! completely forgot"
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Bollocks
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I cannot afford to go on PlentyOfFish
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Work Work Work
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LOL no plans yet.
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Post fatty munter pics please CS.
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I am taking a chick to get tattooed, I know she really is itching for ink and so am I ;)
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trolling is good
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Just incase anyone is interested, that year was a great success ! Infact not only from knowing they were sat there all alone, but also from some of the abusive follow up emails I received ! lolsome...
It really made me feel like a 'big man' and went someway to fulfilling the gap in my life. So these year I have done it again! ON A MUCH BIGGER INTERNATIONAL SALE! I'm even gonna ring a few of the restaurants, and say I'm running late - Please wait etc... HaaaHaaaHaaaa ! Roll on Valentines day ! Its gunna be another doozy!!!! |
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aliasx
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and some people say love is dead.. .
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Is he sat on the toilet kissing her, while enjoying his diareeha?
If so, RESPECT ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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They left the door open
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![]() I can't wait until she opens this beauty! |
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i'm going to shit in my pants
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