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Harmon · 04-30-2015, 02:38 PM

I'd start it this way...

(Enter MakeMeGroooowl)

Enter stage left, MakeMeGroooowl (Back of hand on forehead like Scarlett O'hara)

MakeMeGroooowl: Damn, my punani is sooo wet. I am so sick of my white husband and living on the farm.

(shepishly states) I wish that huge dicked, inbred boy, BrassMonkey would stop by and let me take a peek at his big black cock...

*knock on the door*

MakeMeGroooowl: Who is it? (fake southern accent as she drinks from her glass of cheap Walmart brand Moscato)

Voice from behind door

BrassMonkey: (extremely demeaning tone) Open that door bitch, I am here from PayPal to check up on your recent phone sex transactions. Also, I am a crip. I just built an AK-47 I saw on the You Tubes so you had best open that door, ho...

(MakeMeGroooowl: thinking to herself) Mmmm, it's that black boy from down the way. I am a little scared of his guns, his gang affiliations and especially his HUGE black cock.

MakeMeGroooowl: One minute Brassy. Let me put a little makeup on... *scurrys off to bathroom to apply copious amounts of makeup to attend to the fact that she looks like the inside of an asshole*

BrassMonkey: Fuck this shit. *screams out loud* I am reporting your ass to Eric and Sly you fucking white ass whore. Also if you happen to take a look at the front page of CNN they have some pretty good articles that I think you may be interested in!!!

*MakeMeGroooowl proceeds to cry herself tired in the same bed that Harmon railed her anally and eat 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doriots without brushing her teeth before she finally slumbers off to sleep....*

The End

ZeroHero · 04-30-2015, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

I'd start it this way...

(Enter MakeMeGroooowl)

Enter stage left, MakeMeGroooowl (Back of hand on forehead like Scarlett O'hara)

MakeMeGroooowl: Damn, my punani is sooo wet. I am so sick of my white husband and living on the farm.

(shepishly states) I wish that huge dicked, inbred boy, BrassMonkey would stop by and let me take a peek at his big black cock...

*knock on the door*

MakeMeGroooowl: Who is it? (fake southern accent as she drinks from her glass of cheap Walmart brand Moscato)

Voice from behind door

BrassMonkey: (extremely demeaning tone) Open that door bitch, I am here from PayPal to check up on your recent phone sex transactions. Also, I am a crip. I just built an AK-47 I saw on the You Tubes so you had best open that door, ho...

(MakeMeGroooowl: thinking to herself) Mmmm, it's that black boy from down the way. I am a little scared of his guns, his gang affiliations and especially his HUGE black cock.

MakeMeGroooowl: One minute Brassy. Let me put a little makeup on... *scurrys off to bathroom to apply copious amounts of makeup to attend to the fact that she looks like the inside of an asshole*

BrassMonkey: Fuck this shit. *screams out loud* I am reporting your ass to Eric and Sly you fucking white ass whore. Also if you happen to take a look at the front page of CNN they have some pretty good articles that I think you may be interested in!!!

*MakeMeGroooowl proceeds to cry herself tired in the same bed that Harmon railed her anally and eat 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doriots without brushing her teeth before she finally slumbers off to sleep....*

The End

Didn't read it , it's Too long, try to made an amateur video with this script, it would be huge, get few gfyers as investors as Juicy

L-Pink · 04-30-2015, 02:48 PM

Sly · 04-30-2015, 02:51 PM

I'm confused.

Who's giving me the blowjob?

L-Pink?

Harmon · 04-30-2015, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

I'm confused.

Who's giving me the blowjob?

L-Pink?

Yes.

Adraco · 04-30-2015, 02:53 PM

You forgot to include the ones who likes it in the ass. Or maybe that was one or a few of the already aformentioned?

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-30-2015, 02:58 PM

And this is what REALLY happened. Guess which one Harmon is?

Sly · 04-30-2015, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

And this is what REALLY happened. Guess which one Harmon is?

The frilly green thing in the corner?

Harmon · 04-30-2015, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

And this is what REALLY happened. Guess which one Harmon is?

Ban this d bag.

Reporting all of your posts

L-Pink · 04-30-2015, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

I'm confused.

Who's giving me the blowjob?

L-Pink?

I've hired a subcontractor.

pornmasta · 04-30-2015, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

And this is what REALLY happened. Guess which one Harmon is?

dis is wacist

ZeroHero · 04-30-2015, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

The frilly green thing in the corner?

MaDalton · 04-30-2015, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

And this is what REALLY happened. Guess which one Harmon is?

i don't like this movie

ZeroHero · 04-30-2015, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

i don't like this movie

Yup me to

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-30-2015, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

The frilly green thing in the corner?

You got the FRILLY part right.

Grapesoda · 04-30-2015, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

I'd start it this way...

(Enter MakeMeGroooowl)

Enter stage left, MakeMeGroooowl (Back of hand on forehead like Scarlett O'hara)

MakeMeGroooowl: Damn, my punani is sooo wet. I am so sick of my white husband and living on the farm.

(shepishly states) I wish that huge dicked, inbred boy, BrassMonkey would stop by and let me take a peek at his big black cock...

*knock on the door*

MakeMeGroooowl: Who is it? (fake southern accent as she drinks from her glass of cheap Walmart brand Moscato)

Voice from behind door

BrassMonkey: (extremely demeaning tone) Open that door bitch, I am here from PayPal to check up on your recent phone sex transactions. Also, I am a crip. I just built an AK-47 I saw on the You Tubes so you had best open that door, ho...

(MakeMeGroooowl: thinking to herself) Mmmm, it's that black boy from down the way. I am a little scared of his guns, his gang affiliations and especially his HUGE black cock.

MakeMeGroooowl: One minute Brassy. Let me put a little makeup on... *scurrys off to bathroom to apply copious amounts of makeup to attend to the fact that she looks like the inside of an asshole*

BrassMonkey: Fuck this shit. *screams out loud* I am reporting your ass to Eric and Sly you fucking white ass whore. Also if you happen to take a look at the front page of CNN they have some pretty good articles that I think you may be interested in!!!

*MakeMeGroooowl proceeds to cry herself tired in the same bed that Harmon railed her anally and eat 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doriots without brushing her teeth before she finally slumbers off to sleep....*

The End

mineistaken · 04-30-2015, 04:12 PM

stop quoting that gay pic, lol

SilentKnight · 04-30-2015, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

I'd start it this way...

(Enter MakeMeGroooowl)

Enter stage left, MakeMeGroooowl (Back of hand on forehead like Scarlett O'hara)

MakeMeGroooowl: Damn, my punani is sooo wet. I am so sick of my white husband and living on the farm.

(shepishly states) I wish that huge dicked, inbred boy, BrassMonkey would stop by and let me take a peek at his big black cock...

*knock on the door*

MakeMeGroooowl: Who is it? (fake southern accent as she drinks from her glass of cheap Walmart brand Moscato)

Voice from behind door

BrassMonkey: (extremely demeaning tone) Open that door bitch, I am here from PayPal to check up on your recent phone sex transactions. Also, I am a crip. I just built an AK-47 I saw on the You Tubes so you had best open that door, ho...

(MakeMeGroooowl: thinking to herself) Mmmm, it's that black boy from down the way. I am a little scared of his guns, his gang affiliations and especially his HUGE black cock.

MakeMeGroooowl: One minute Brassy. Let me put a little makeup on... *scurrys off to bathroom to apply copious amounts of makeup to attend to the fact that she looks like the inside of an asshole*

BrassMonkey: Fuck this shit. *screams out loud* I am reporting your ass to Eric and Sly you fucking white ass whore. Also if you happen to take a look at the front page of CNN they have some pretty good articles that I think you may be interested in!!!

*MakeMeGroooowl proceeds to cry herself tired in the same bed that Harmon railed her anally and eat 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doriots without brushing her teeth before she finally slumbers off to sleep....*

The End

You need to Dr. Seuss-ify it for the average members to read/comprehend.

Grapesoda · 04-30-2015, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Ban this d bag.

Reporting all of your posts

romeo22 · 05-01-2015, 12:17 AM

Harmon fantasy

epitome · 05-01-2015, 07:31 AM

I don't think there are enough mentally challenged porn models to make a GFY porn.

Now that's saying something.

Markul · 05-01-2015, 10:43 AM

I knew I shouldn't have opened this... but now that I did, let me contribute. I spent all day finding this gem:

crockett · 05-01-2015, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

I call Photoshop.. This guy is clearly white, according to black people it's only the darkies whom get abused by the popo.

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Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20,006	If you could make a porn movie starring any GFYers, how would you write the script? I'd start it this way... (Enter MakeMeGroooowl) Enter stage left, MakeMeGroooowl (Back of hand on forehead like Scarlett O'hara) MakeMeGroooowl: Damn, my punani is sooo wet. I am so sick of my white husband and living on the farm. (shepishly states) I wish that huge dicked, inbred boy, BrassMonkey would stop by and let me take a peek at his big black cock... knock on the door MakeMeGroooowl: Who is it? (fake southern accent as she drinks from her glass of cheap Walmart brand Moscato) Voice from behind door BrassMonkey: (extremely demeaning tone) Open that door bitch, I am here from PayPal to check up on your recent phone sex transactions. Also, I am a crip. I just built an AK-47 I saw on the You Tubes so you had best open that door, ho... (MakeMeGroooowl: thinking to herself) Mmmm, it's that black boy from down the way. I am a little scared of his guns, his gang affiliations and especially his HUGE black cock. MakeMeGroooowl: One minute Brassy. Let me put a little makeup on... scurrys off to bathroom to apply copious amounts of makeup to attend to the fact that she looks like the inside of an asshole BrassMonkey: Fuck this shit. screams out loud I am reporting your ass to Eric and Sly you fucking white ass whore. Also if you happen to take a look at the front page of CNN they have some pretty good articles that I think you may be interested in!!! MakeMeGroooowl proceeds to cry herself tired in the same bed that Harmon railed her anally and eat 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doriots without brushing her teeth before she finally slumbers off to sleep.... The End __________________ [email protected]

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