RIP To my Pal... (PIC) - GoFuckYourself.com

CurrentlySober · 07-29-2015, 06:40 AM

My little pal 'Fatty-Fuck-Fish' is alas no more - 5 Glorious years of overfeeding has led to this day... The pond will seem empty without him

Bye Bye Fatty-Fuck-Fish... *Sniff Sob*

Still, on the bright side, I shant go hungry tonight...

wehateporn · 07-29-2015, 06:41 AM

Did he start swimming funny?

RIP

CaptainHowdy · 07-29-2015, 06:50 AM

You like your fish and chips raw??

Relic · 07-29-2015, 06:56 AM

Sorry for your succulent loss

CurrentlySober · 07-29-2015, 08:48 AM

8 New fishy friends for the remaining fish to play with

Now he wont be all alone in that big bad pond

Mediamix · 07-29-2015, 08:58 AM

That fish looks like it suffers from constipation.. And I think you killed it because you didn't get any poo.

pornmasta · 07-29-2015, 08:59 AM

british people have weird leisures

CaptainHowdy · 07-29-2015, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

british people have weird leisures

Humidity can do that to you ...

MaDalton · 07-29-2015, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

8 New fishy friends for the remaining fish to play with

Now he wont be all alone in that big bad pond

just add pepper, salt and some vegetables - voilá: Bouillabaisse

Scott McD · 07-29-2015, 09:35 AM

My gran has a goldfish that's about 15 years old lol...

J. Falcon · 07-29-2015, 11:22 AM

That is one fat fucking fish.

Bladewire · 07-29-2015, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

My little pal 'Fatty-Fuck-Fish' is alas no more - 5 Glorious years of overfeeding has led to this day... The pond will seem empty without him

Bye Bye Fatty-Fuck-Fish... *Sniff Sob*

Still, on the bright side, I shant go hungry tonight...

Hello fatty fuck fish fish.

You smell great and add so much richness to this broth.
Thank you for your sacrifice

aka123 · 07-29-2015, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Just the chips are missing.

Opt!musPr!me · 07-29-2015, 12:13 PM

Cyber Fucker · 07-29-2015, 12:17 PM

Bon apetite.

iFriends · 07-29-2015, 01:32 PM

Was he always like that? Looks like bloat

SekobA · 07-29-2015, 02:20 PM

Rip. Looks a bit fat

georgeyw · 07-29-2015, 03:18 PM

Looks huge, how big was it

CurrentlySober · 07-30-2015, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

Looks huge, how big was it

It was huge. Both in length and fatness. To give you an idea of the scale of it, If I had put it on my mac wireless keyboard it would have covered it!

Off to get another 2 big ones and 18 shumbumkins later. Going fish mad today!

I think that after having a nice big pond, with a fountain, plants and proper oxygenating levels, it did seem a bit daft that I only had 2 fish in it

CurrentlySober · 07-30-2015, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Off to get another 2 big ones and 18 shumbumkins later.

Jobs a goodun..

CurrentlySober · 07-30-2015, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by iFriends

Was he always like that? Looks like bloat

Yeah, been like that for over a year, and perfectly happy. If it were bloat, my understanding is that it would have been dead a long time ago. His companion however has and still is perfectly healthy...

We will have to see what happens with the new ones I suppose. I mean terrible if it IS something in the water, and the 20 or so new ones all die, but if that happens, it happens...

I dont see much point in a large well cared for pond with all the trimmings just having one single fish in it

aka123 · 07-30-2015, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Jobs a goodun..

Is that water surface frozen?

michael.kickass · 07-30-2015, 11:29 AM

RIP to your poor fella.

iFriends · 07-30-2015, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Yeah, been like that for over a year, and perfectly happy. If it were bloat, my understanding is that it would have been dead a long time ago. His companion however has and still is perfectly healthy...

We will have to see what happens with the new ones I suppose. I mean terrible if it IS something in the water, and the 20 or so new ones all die, but if that happens, it happens...

I dont see much point in a large well cared for pond with all the trimmings just having one single fish in it

Yes I don't think they last more than a week or so if it's bloat. I had a beta fish that died of it

I wasn't maybe changing out the water as often as I should have.

ZeroHero · 07-30-2015, 03:44 PM

so you catch a gold fish
he ask you to get you three wishes if you let it go free
you ask only one
DIE FISH?

CurrentlySober · 07-31-2015, 04:01 AM

Well in order to get 'closure' on the loss of my pal, I built a commemorative statue of him to help me remember him...

Unfortunately, it was to big to fit in the toilet, (Where I had flushed Fatty-Fuck-Fish away) so I had to put it outside instead...

Then it hit me - Because he went down the toilet, I know for sure that he is now in a 'better place' and as such will be making amendments to my will, decreeing that my ashes should also be flushed down the toilet... Then I can rest forever in true happiness in my own personal heaven

Relic · 07-31-2015, 04:45 AM

Poor CurrentlySober

07-29-2015, 06:40 AM	#1
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07-31-2015, 04:01 AM	#26
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,550	Well in order to get 'closure' on the loss of my pal, I built a commemorative statue of him to help me remember him... Unfortunately, it was to big to fit in the toilet, (Where I had flushed Fatty-Fuck-Fish away) so I had to put it outside instead... Then it hit me - Because he went down the toilet, I know for sure that he is now in a 'better place' and as such will be making amendments to my will, decreeing that my ashes should also be flushed down the toilet... Then I can rest forever in true happiness in my own personal heaven __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

07-31-2015, 04:45 AM	#27
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