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Old 04-11-2016, 06:32 AM   #1
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Is "I shaved my balls in vain"...
... a proper text message to a girl that stood you up?

I've been meditating about text message etiquette.
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Old 04-11-2016, 06:37 AM   #2
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It's warranted IMO OP
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Old 04-11-2016, 06:41 AM   #3
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Old 04-11-2016, 06:59 AM   #4
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Only proves you had no other pussy lined up and you stink unless you think pussy is imminent.
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Old 04-11-2016, 08:27 AM   #5
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Old 04-11-2016, 08:27 AM   #6
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she might change her mind after all, so why not.
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Old 04-11-2016, 09:27 AM   #7
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Totally acceptable.
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Old 04-11-2016, 10:46 AM   #8
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Accidently send her a pic of a tongue licking your big shaved smooth clean balls.
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Old 04-11-2016, 11:00 AM   #9
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i've just gone with "ow, my blue balls" but i can see where you're coming from, in a train in vain kinda way
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Old 04-11-2016, 11:16 AM   #10
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Old 04-11-2016, 12:42 PM   #11
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Best to not send anything in this situation (worst - to send something angry etc). Sending something "funny" like that may be in the middle
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Old 04-11-2016, 01:30 PM   #12
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... a proper text message to a girl that stood you up?

I've been meditating about text message etiquette.
I think a more effective reply in this situation is this: "I know where you live and I am watching you right now..."
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Only proves you had no other pussy lined up and you stink unless you think pussy is imminent.
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I love shaven balls. Clean & tasty, not sweaty & no need to pick hairs from your mouth
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Old 04-11-2016, 03:50 PM   #15
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It is my second best Tinder pick up line....
Naturally my first best is: (only works when I am in Tennessee and the south in general)

Hey hun, are you from the south ? Would u still be interested in me even if I tell you that I am NOT your cousin ?
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Send pic of said balls to her with a sad face drawn on them with a sharpie, OP
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Old 04-12-2016, 05:34 AM   #18
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I love shaven balls. Clean & tasty, not sweaty & no need to pick hairs from your mouth
That was encouraging ...
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That was encouraging ...
Don't wait until an hour before pussy to shave is all I'm saying.
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Don't wait until an hour before pussy to shave is all I'm saying.
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