had to throw my fucking ham away... - GoFuckYourself.com

Grapesoda · 05-28-2018, 05:41 AM

damn!! shooting a model with a stinky pussy that would not wash her hands.... she grabbed my 'lunchmeat' our of the fridge and made a sandwich.. I threw everything out after she left... ham, cheese, bread... everything except the German salami... thank god she didn't touch the German salami!

but don't worry you guys will be sucking ass on her when you see her at the next convention.. because she is so HOT!! my suggestion, don't shake hands with her

Google Expert · 05-28-2018, 06:17 AM

Why are you allowing skanks anywhere near your fridge in the first place?

CurrentlySober · 05-28-2018, 08:14 AM

i cunt a4da ham 2 throw away...

brassmonkey · 05-28-2018, 08:56 AM

you shooting bag ladies?? trash bag niche

j/k

blackmonsters · 05-28-2018, 09:02 AM

The professionalism here is astonishing.

OneHungLo · 05-28-2018, 10:24 AM

might make for an interesting write off.

Grapesoda · 05-28-2018, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

The professionalism here is astonishing.

yeah, I can see where 'washing your fucking hands' might be an issue with a cat like you....

j/k homes

dyna mo · 05-28-2018, 10:36 AM

everyone has dirty hands. That's just a fact. It's impossible to wash your hands enough times throughout the day to never have dirty hands.

and a stinky pussy doesn't always = bacteria.

Bladewire · 05-28-2018, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

damn!! shooting a model with a stinky pussy that would not wash her hands.... she grabbed my 'lunchmeat' our of the fridge and made a sandwich.. I threw everything out after she left... ham, cheese, bread... everything except the German salami... thank god she didn't touch the German salami!

but don't worry you guys will be sucking ass on her when you see her at the next convention.. because she is so HOT!! my suggestion, don't shake hands with her

I love your stories, even the ones that make my stomach turn and thank God I'm Gay

Why didn't you just give the ham to your dog?

Grapesoda · 05-28-2018, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire

I love your stories, even the ones that make my stomach turn and thank God I'm Gay

Why didn't you just give the ham to your dog?

my dog doesn't get peeps food

young guys look at me and say fuck I bet you have a fun life!!! i's just a weird life to me

Bladewire · 05-28-2018, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

my dog doesn't get peeps food

Smart

dyna mo · 05-28-2018, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire

Smart

we feed our dog people food, several vets recommended us to do so. organic ground bison, organic vegetable like carrots and peas, and occasionally rice with liver/kidneys mixed in, home cooked especial for our little guy. we rotate out organic chicken for the bison sometimes.

it's healthy, magic for our dog, and scrumptious.

brassmonkey · 05-28-2018, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

my dog doesn't get peeps food

since when is ham "peeps food?" you fucking hippie!

i remember that bitch you posted with those crusty cracked feet!

reminded me of iman omg her name is i man

GAMEFINEST · 05-28-2018, 11:20 AM

Stinky pussy on a hot girl.

great combo

Bladewire · 05-28-2018, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

we feed our dog people food, several vets recommended us to do so. organic ground bison, organic vegetable like carrots and peas, and occasionally rice with liver/kidneys mixed in, home cooked especial for our little guy. we rotate out organic chicken for the bison sometimes.

it's healthy, magic for our dog, and scrumptious.

What kind of dog do you have?

I cook for my dog too. He gets an omelette with cheese rice, veggies and 1 eggshell for calcium. He loves it. Then he has Purina One Smartblend for lunch, that also sits out the rest the day in case he gets hungry. At dinner time he has the heathy part of anything I fix, the meats & veg ( no breads, pastas, sweets etc. )

The only problem is he begs for what I'm eating, even though he's already eaten , I don't like that. So maybe it's smart they just get dog food then they never beg because they don't know what they're missing.

dyna mo · 05-28-2018, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire

What kind of dog do you have?

I cook for my dog too. He gets an omelette with cheese rice, veggies and 1 eggshell for calcium. He loves it. Then he has Purina One Smartblend for lunch, that also sits out the rest the day in case he gets hungry. At dinner time he has the heathy part of anything I fix, the meats & veg ( no breads, pastas, sweets etc. )

The only problem is he begs for what I'm eating, even though he's already eaten , I don't like that.

right on! they know the love is in the cooking!

we have a 12 year old long coated chihuahua. He's never been a table begger, i guess that would be an issue if so. But also, we don't feed him from the table.

the eggshell/calcium is important for these sorts of diets. we use powdered organic calcium.

ErectMedia · 05-28-2018, 11:35 AM

real men eat yeast infested pussy

CaptainHowdy · 05-28-2018, 01:56 PM

... Post some snaps of that skank.

onwebcam · 05-28-2018, 02:38 PM

Put a note on the fridge. "Please wash hands before inserting them in my box"

kane · 05-28-2018, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

damn!! shooting a model with a stinky pussy that would not wash her hands.... she grabbed my 'lunchmeat' our of the fridge and made a sandwich.. I threw everything out after she left... ham, cheese, bread... everything except the German salami... thank god she didn't touch the German salami!

but don't worry you guys will be sucking ass on her when you see her at the next convention.. because she is so HOT!! my suggestion, don't shake hands with her

How stinky are we talking? Like, you could smell it if you were close kind of stinky or you can smell it across the room?

brassmonkey · 05-28-2018, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

How stinky are we talking? Like, you could smell it if you were close kind of stinky or you can smell it across the room?

does it matter? if she was rubbing herself in the shoot jumps up and makes something

kane · 05-28-2018, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

does it matter? if she was rubbing herself in the shoot jumps up and makes something

I was just curious. If it were me and I could smell her on the other side of the room I would likely suggest she go take a shower.

It's nasty no matter what, I'm just trying to decide if she is mentally ill or what.

OneHungLo · 05-28-2018, 04:17 PM

I met a chick at a concert and the next thing I knew I was banging her next to a dumpster. I had to stop because of the smell. I thought it was the dumpster so I brought her to my car only to find out it was her pussy. Her cunt stunk like a dumpster. I still fucked her though...i just held my breath.

brassmonkey · 05-28-2018, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

I was just curious. If it were me and I could smell her on the other side of the room I would likely suggest she go take a shower.

It's nasty no matter what, I'm just trying to decide if she is mentally ill or what.

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo

I met a chick at a concert and the next thing I knew I was banging her next to a dumpster. I had to stop because of the smell. I thought it was the dumpster so I brought her to my car only to find out it was her pussy. Her cunt stunk like a dumpster. I still fucked her though...i just held my breath.

a whole 30 secs??

Grapesoda · 05-28-2018, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

since when is ham "peeps food?" you fucking hippie!

i remember that bitch you posted with those crusty cracked feet!

reminded me of iman omg her name is i man

bro I shoot what sells.... if a guy like black monster needs crusty black feet to jerk on, I shoot it.... simple enough...

my dog ONLY gets dog food or food I give to him personally...

Grapesoda · 05-28-2018, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

How stinky are we talking? Like, you could smell it if you were close kind of stinky or you can smell it across the room?

I'm a pussy shooter.... if pussy stinks on a scale of 1-10. 10 is just as bad as a 1. in a professional environment pussy has no smell.

Bladewire · 05-28-2018, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

I'm a pussy shooter.... if pussy stinks on a scale of 1-10. 10 is just as bad as a 1. in a professional environment pussy has no smell.

That is so fucking nasty I swear to God !

Thank GOD the stinkiest thing I've ever shot is a guy with stinky feet other than a former Penthouse model I was shooting 18 years ago that had a squid pussy and halitosis. Getting the shot between her legs as she blew a guy and breathe down was THE worst shooting experiences of my entire life

Look Chang · 05-28-2018, 08:10 PM

A pussy must smell pussy and sex, would you prefer to lick a soap ?

CaptainHowdy · 05-29-2018, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang

A pussy must smell pussy and sex, would you prefer to lick a soap ?

Spoken like a true libertine, Look Chang . . .

Matyko · 05-29-2018, 05:16 AM

gfy is still a good place to visit daily

balint · 05-29-2018, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko

gfy is still a good place to visit daily

Totally true

brassmonkey · 05-29-2018, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

bro I shoot what sells.... if a guy like black monster needs crusty black feet to jerk on, I shoot it.... simple enough...

my dog ONLY gets dog food or food I give to him personally...

OMG!!!!!!!!

Grapesoda · 05-29-2018, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang

A pussy must smell pussy and sex, would you prefer to lick a soap ?

well you are way the fuck out pf the loop or you fuck nasty chicks

Grapesoda · 05-29-2018, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

OMG!!!!!!!!

RyuLion · 05-29-2018, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

bro I shoot what sells.... if a guy like black monster needs crusty black feet to jerk on, I shoot it.... simple enough...

my dog ONLY gets dog food or food I give to him personally...

Yeah, I don't spoil my dog either, so he doesn't ever cry, beg or interrupts me while I work.
#iamthepackleader

dyna mo · 05-29-2018, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion

Yeah, I don't spoil my dog either, so he doesn't ever cry, beg or interrupts me while I work.
#iamthepackleader

feeding a dog healthy, veterinarian recommended food is hardly spoiling a dog and it has zero to do with a dog crying, begging, or interrupting work.

brassmonkey · 05-29-2018, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

feeding a dog healthy, veterinarian recommended food is hardly spoiling a dog and it has zero to do with a dog crying, begging, or interrupting work.

you and ryu are mean!!!

my dogs ran off two teens that just my fence. they had steak that evening. police swarmed with heli it was fun. your vet is just advise. do you spoil yourself with things you are not suppose to based on recommendations?

dyna mo · 05-29-2018, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

you and ryu are mean!!!

my dogs ran off two teens that just my fence. they had steak that evening. police swarmed with heli it was fun. your vet is just advise. do you spoil yourself with things you are not suppose to based on recommendations?

Why would I trust some random dog food company with my dog's health? Convenience is the only reason. Pouring a pile of kibble in a bowl is much easier than sourcing healthy quality ingredients and cooking them. Our dog is a part of our family, we take his health just as importantly as any one's in our family.

Bladewire · 05-29-2018, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

Why would I trust some random dog food company with my dog's health? Convenience is the only reason.

I kind of feel the same way. I'm on the fence and only and pro the dog food because of the vitamins and minerals added but you can never know for sure if they are and a lot of the dog food is made in China. And one of my previous dogs got sick we had to go to the vet because of dog treats from Costco that were poisoned in China by using the wrong ingredient.

davidCRM · 05-30-2018, 12:16 AM

this thread is going places

Dead · 05-30-2018, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire

I kind of feel the same way. I'm on the fence and only and pro the dog food because of the vitamins and minerals added but you can never know for sure if they are and a lot of the dog food is made in China. And one of my previous dogs got sick we had to go to the vet because of dog treats from Costco that were poisoned in China by using the wrong ingredient.

Most likely melamine. Fuck Cosco

If you do a little research you can find reputable suppliers of good, healthy kibble. I go to an organic store that sells https://www.sportmix.com/dog-foodbrand for our 4 pups and they look, and act wonderful. As long as corn is no where near the top of the ingredients you should be fine

bronco67 · 05-30-2018, 03:58 AM

I don't know dude...even when you complain about someone being shitty to you, there's still a strong sense that you're probably shittier than the person wronging you.

Tasty1 · 05-30-2018, 06:18 AM

I know what she did with that big salami, that is even worse than she did with the the ham...

Grapesoda · 05-30-2018, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion

Yeah, I don't spoil my dog either, so he doesn't ever cry, beg or interrupts me while I work.
#iamthepackleader

Grapesoda · 05-30-2018, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire

I kind of feel the same way. I'm on the fence and only and pro the dog food because of the vitamins and minerals added but you can never know for sure if they are and a lot of the dog food is made in China. And one of my previous dogs got sick we had to go to the vet because of dog treats from Costco that were poisoned in China by using the wrong ingredient.

I feed Killer https://www.royalcanin.com/ specifically https://www.royalcanin.com/products/dog/giant

Grapesoda · 05-30-2018, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

I don't know dude...even when you complain about someone being shitty to you, there's still a strong sense that you're probably shittier than the person wronging you.

you know what I just noticed about you guys... for reals..... from the comments guys like you make on Quora... you guys are 'shame based'.... at the very core of your 'self' there is a deep rooted shame...

I do not have that. I am inner directed however I am not shame based. not sure why you guys are like that... we all have to survive our indignities and humiliations from child hood.... straight up, that last model I told about my childhood started crying .... sleep depravation, confinements, beatings, humiliation... all that shit until I could get out...

thing is for some reason I'm not shame based... my focus is and always has been 'survival'. what I wanted to be when I grew up was alive.

I guess when you grow up with big time hardcore issue, dealing with that doesn't leave time for shame. I have grown to appreciate the childhood I had for what I have been gifted from the experience.

seriously you need to believe me on this.. this is REALITY. I am not like you internally, emotionally or spiritually. I don't read or watch the same media presentations and press releases you do... I watch documentaries and collage lectures 99% of time. what I saying is all the supposed insults you are delivering are meaningless to me.

I actually get more from the crows where I live. when they show up, I holler at them when they are hollering... you can call a crow down to the ground.

then the crows started tracking me as I walk though the woods...they look out for me high patrol... the crows alert and circle any coyotes in the area.... it's pretty fucking amazing....

sat, I watch a falcon strike about 2 feet out side my passenger car widow... you ever see that so close? I hadn't.

so then I hit gfy for a few laughs and then you.... really dude? non impact on me all all. you are not playing in the same park I am, not even close and you have no idea what the game is, I wish you nothing but the best

CurrentlySober · 05-30-2018, 07:13 AM

Perhaps, we, (GFY) as a community, could consider setting up a go fund me page to replace the ham?

I think it would be a nice thing to do...

directfiesta · 05-30-2018, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

bro I shoot what smells.... if a guy like black monster needs crusty black feet to jerk on, I shoot it.... simple enough...

my dog ONLY gets dog food or food I give to him personally...

fixed !

456123

Bladewire · 05-30-2018, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

you know what I just noticed about you guys... for reals..... from the comments guys like you make on Quora... you guys are 'shame based'.... at the very core of your 'self' there is a deep rooted shame...

I do not have that. I am inner directed however I am not shame based. not sure why you guys are like that... we all have to survive our indignities and humiliations from child hood.... straight up, that last model I told about my childhood started crying .... sleep depravation, confinements, beatings, humiliation... all that shit until I could get out...

thing is for some reason I'm not shame based... my focus is and always has been 'survival'. what I wanted to be when I grew up was alive.

I guess when you grow up with big time hardcore issue, dealing with that doesn't leave time for shame. I have grown to appreciate the childhood I had for what I have been gifted from the experience.

seriously you need to believe me on this.. this is REALITY. I am not like you internally, emotionally or spiritually. I don't read or watch the same media presentations and press releases you do... I watch documentaries and collage lectures 99% of time. what I saying is all the supposed insults you are delivering are meaningless to me.

I actually get more from the crows where I live. when they show up, I holler at them when they are hollering... you can call a crow down to the ground.

then the crows started tracking me as I walk though the woods...they look out for me high patrol... the crows alert and circle any coyotes in the area.... it's pretty fucking amazing....

sat, I watch a falcon strike about 2 feet out side my passenger car widow... you ever see that so close? I hadn't.

so then I hit gfy for a few laughs and then you.... really dude? non impact on me all all. you are not playing in the same park I am, not even close and you have no idea what the game is, I wish you nothing but the best

I knew we had something in common my Spidey senses were tingling all over 🕸️🕷️

Bladewire · 05-30-2018, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Perhaps, we, (GFY) as a community, could consider setting up a go fund me page to replace the ham?

I think it would be a nice thing to do...

Shouldn't the GoFundMe be for the models rotten pussy? Who knows how much more ham has become victim in producers refrigerators across the nation? Or even things she touches at the grocery store!

Or perhaps we can donate to this new Kickstarter the Pussy Fresh Saver so pussy will never go bad again

05-28-2018, 05:41 AM	#1
Grapesoda So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 46,238	had to throw my fucking ham away... damn!! shooting a model with a stinky pussy that would not wash her hands.... she grabbed my 'lunchmeat' our of the fridge and made a sandwich.. I threw everything out after she left... ham, cheese, bread... everything except the German salami... thank god she didn't touch the German salami! but don't worry you guys will be sucking ass on her when you see her at the next convention.. because she is so HOT!! my suggestion, don't shake hands with her

05-28-2018, 08:14 AM	#3
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,614	i cunt a4da ham 2 throw away... __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

05-28-2018, 08:56 AM	#4
brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 77,169	you shooting bag ladies?? trash bag niche j/k __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law! DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

05-28-2018, 09:02 AM	#5
blackmonsters Making PHP work Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 🌎🌅🌈🌇 Posts: 20,484	The professionalism here is astonishing. __________________ Make Money with Porn

05-28-2018, 11:20 AM	#14
GAMEFINEST Make STACK$ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: sexy time Posts: 14,429	Stinky pussy on a hot girl. great combo __________________ Compound interest.

05-28-2018, 06:17 AM	#2
Google Expert Webmaster Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 14,294	Why are you allowing skanks anywhere near your fridge in the first place?

05-28-2018, 10:24 AM	#6
OneHungLo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Your mom's front hole Posts: 40,906	might make for an interesting write off.

05-28-2018, 10:36 AM	#8
dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 64,899	everyone has dirty hands. That's just a fact. It's impossible to wash your hands enough times throughout the day to never have dirty hands. and a stinky pussy doesn't always = bacteria.

05-28-2018, 11:35 AM	#17
ErectMedia Confirmed Chicago Pimp Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Chicago Posts: 7,100	real men eat yeast infested pussy __________________ Domain Name Registration Web3 Domains

05-28-2018, 01:56 PM	#18
CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,420	... Post some snaps of that skank. __________________ "Tjeezers.cam wishes you a nice day”

05-28-2018, 02:38 PM	#19
onwebcam Fake Nick 1.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Rent free, your head Posts: 27,661	Put a note on the fridge. "Please wash hands before inserting them in my box" __________________ PLEASE WAIT WHILE BIDEN ADMIN UNINSTALLS ITSELF..... ██████████████████▒ 99.5% complete.

05-28-2018, 04:17 PM	#23
OneHungLo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Your mom's front hole Posts: 40,906	I met a chick at a concert and the next thing I knew I was banging her next to a dumpster. I had to stop because of the smell. I thought it was the dumpster so I brought her to my car only to find out it was her pussy. Her cunt stunk like a dumpster. I still fucked her though...i just held my breath.

05-28-2018, 08:10 PM	#28
Look Chang Sexpat Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 17,272	A pussy must smell pussy and sex, would you prefer to lick a soap ? __________________ Hot & Juicy Asian Girls Sex Sites : SEDUCTION -> FELLATIO -> CONCLUSION]

05-29-2018, 05:16 AM	#30
Matyko PsyHead Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hungary Posts: 8,669	gfy is still a good place to visit daily __________________ -=- Register with our ref link and we help you with the setup! -=- AdSpyglass.com - Double your profit from brokers

05-30-2018, 12:16 AM	#40
davidCRM Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2016 Location: Budapest, Hungary Posts: 1,544	this thread is going places __________________ David // Xcams & Xmodels Product- and CRM manager

05-30-2018, 03:58 AM	#42
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	I don't know dude...even when you complain about someone being shitty to you, there's still a strong sense that you're probably shittier than the person wronging you. __________________

05-30-2018, 06:18 AM	#43
Tasty1 Judge Jury and Executioner Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: South-America Posts: 9,465	I know what she did with that big salami, that is even worse than she did with the the ham... __________________ everything is fake

05-30-2018, 07:13 AM	#47
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,614	Perhaps, we, (GFY) as a community, could consider setting up a go fund me page to replace the ham? I think it would be a nice thing to do... __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩