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Smack dat · 08-04-2018, 05:47 PM

So my friend's sister asked if I would like to go out (without my friend). I suggested the park and she suggested I take a picnic.

I was making the picnic this morning ( ham sandwiches, cheese sandwiches, egg sandwiches, grapes, strawberries) etc.

I don't know why but I got horny making the sandwiches and started to jerk off. I ended up cumming in the egg sandwiches. (I didn't shoot my whole load in I shot that in the garden but the remainder I wiped on the sandwiches).

My friends sister ended up eating all the egg sandwiches.I didn't have any because I don't like egg,I just ate the ham ones.

Anyway, I was wondering, do you think I should tell her? I have been feeling pretty guily since.

bronco67 · 08-04-2018, 06:12 PM

You should put your dick in that fish tank so you won't able to breed anymore.

Look Chang · 08-04-2018, 06:36 PM

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NatalieK · 08-05-2018, 05:58 AM

i never know if to take your threads serious Smack dat

NatalieK · 08-05-2018, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

I didn't shoot my whole load in I shot that in the garden but the remainder I wiped on the sandwiches.

this part makes me want to believe you, why would you go on and say you didn´t shoot the load in the sandwiches and you shot the rest in the garden...

but come on, you really did this????

Smack dat · 08-05-2018, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

this part makes me want to believe you, why would you go on and say you didn´t shoot the load in the sandwiches and you shot the rest in the garden...

but come on, you really did this????

Yeah and I'm going to both poles solo and my family has had two fish related accidents in the last year. Duh.

mikeet · 08-05-2018, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

So my friend's sister asked if I would like to go out (without my friend). I suggested the park and she suggested I take a picnic.

I was making the picnic this morning ( ham sandwiches, cheese sandwiches, egg sandwiches, grapes, strawberries) etc.

I don't know why but I got horny making the sandwiches and started to jerk off. I ended up cumming in the egg sandwiches. (I didn't shoot my whole load in I shot that in the garden but the remainder I wiped on the sandwiches).

My friends sister ended up eating all the egg sandwiches.I didn't have any because I don't like egg,I just ate the ham ones.

Anyway, I was wondering, do you think I should tell her? I have been feeling pretty guily since.

Great story, i liked it.. who fucking cares if it's true or not. Creative minds around here is good thing

Smack dat · 08-05-2018, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by mchtye

Great story, i liked it.. who fucking cares if it's true or not. Creative minds around here is good thing

Thanks man.

nico-t · 08-05-2018, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

I didn't have any because I don't like egg,I just ate the ham ones.

redwhiteandblue · 08-05-2018, 05:49 PM

Of course it's a made up story, who the hell gets horny making sandwiches?

Although on a related note, I used to be with a girl who would take a cucumber from the fridge and use it to fuck herself and then put it back in the fridge. Apparently one time her daughter then came in and made sandwiches with it. Although....she might have been making this up too.

NatalieMojoHost · 08-06-2018, 04:28 AM

Tell her to bring picnic next time and that you love cucumber on your sandwiches ;)

But seriously - creative writing is great. Creative writing about egg sandwiches though... IDK

08-04-2018, 05:47 PM	#1
Smack dat So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 4,613	Went on a picnic today.Not sure what to do now. So my friend's sister asked if I would like to go out (without my friend). I suggested the park and she suggested I take a picnic. I was making the picnic this morning ( ham sandwiches, cheese sandwiches, egg sandwiches, grapes, strawberries) etc. I don't know why but I got horny making the sandwiches and started to jerk off. I ended up cumming in the egg sandwiches. (I didn't shoot my whole load in I shot that in the garden but the remainder I wiped on the sandwiches). My friends sister ended up eating all the egg sandwiches.I didn't have any because I don't like egg,I just ate the ham ones. Anyway, I was wondering, do you think I should tell her? I have been feeling pretty guily since.

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