News *BIG NEWS* I am Going to the North & South Poles Alone! - GoFuckYourself.com

Smack dat · 08-04-2018, 04:59 PM

I have heard enough people telling me I am crazy so I am hoping the GFY community can support me.
Last weekend I made the decision that I wanted to travel to both the North and South Poles.
I will be going to the North Pole first and I will be doing it solo.
I don't know much about the area but will be taking some quality boots, lots of socks (in zipbags) a couple of pairs of pants, vests, and good quality outerware.

I have found a carrier that will drop me at the edge of the artic circle. from there I will have to travel on foot.
I have bought an easy to assemble tent that the man in the shop promised would be wind and waterproof and simple to erect in any conditions.

One of my main concerns was food so I have packed a couple of tins of beans, hotdogs and soup. My friend also suggested I take some dried food. I have no idea what this is but it's in the backpack anyway.

If you are wondering why I want to travel to the poles, it's because I am looking for something, specifically a hole. A hole in the ground a couple of miles wide. I know it's hard to explain but I will know it when I see it.
I will be proving the Earth is hollow.

After travelling to the north pole I will repeat it at the south pole.

THE WHOLE THING WILL BE STREAMED LIVE ON YOUTUBE.

I Expect my followers to go parabolic once the MSM pick the story up.

I intend to stream live from the helicopter ride into the eventual outcome.

Either this or it should be made into a movie short. Seriously, I have some great ideas. castings and it would be a comedy.

crockett · 08-04-2018, 05:27 PM

Good luck with the bus...

NatalieK · 08-04-2018, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

I will be doing it solo.

THE WHOLE THING WILL BE STREAMED LIVE ON YOUTUBE.

you´ll be streaming your death live on YT

Smack dat · 08-04-2018, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Good luck with the bus...

and no you wont be streaming it live to youtube because once you get into the areas away from cell towers there isn't much ability to contact outside with out Ham radios or Sat phones.

Retard. I will, of course, be using military (not literal, but designed for the military) signals.

I am told I should be able to get a better than 4G signal over more than 99.99% of the Earth.

Smack dat · 08-04-2018, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

you´ll be streaming your death live on YT

Yeah a lot of people have said this but I don't think so.

In any case. I expect to be famous and get a shit load of subscribers in the process.

Oh, and I have a kill switch. Although I will be alone I will have a team of people in London or Wherever the fuck that should be following me. If I give a distress call they should be able to locate me to within a couple of metres.

CaptainHowdy · 08-04-2018, 05:35 PM

Your drunken states are truly exhilarating, SD . . .

Smack dat · 08-04-2018, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Your drunken states are truly exhilarating, SD . . .

If I was drunk I wouldn't be able to take on both the North and South poles CH.

Look Chang · 08-04-2018, 06:56 PM

Have a nice trip ...

bronco67 · 08-04-2018, 07:16 PM

Damn you are so starved for attention.

Busty2 · 08-04-2018, 08:57 PM

He's BiPolar , GET IT ?

Acepimp · 08-04-2018, 09:51 PM

Don't forget to take a good video camera to get some UFO footage

NatalieK · 08-05-2018, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Acepimp

Don't forget to take a good video camera to get some UFO footage

Smack dat · 08-05-2018, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

Damn you are so starved for attention.

Yes, this is it. Spot on.

Wacko.

Zeiss · 08-05-2018, 02:37 AM

Emjoy the trip!

Good luck!

CurrentlySober · 08-05-2018, 11:50 AM

Be careful with what you stream on the live streaming... I only recently got my youtube account back after being banned for about 8 years, and I'd been playing about with it, then I went to the toilet and I was reading the news on my phone, but when I finished I got an email from youtube saying I had had my camera facing in between my legs and had live streamed the entire dump by mistake...

So I'm now banned again ! Thanks youtube!!!

mikeet · 08-05-2018, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Be careful with what you stream on the live streaming... I only recently got my youtube account back after being banned for about 8 years, and I'd been playing about with it, then I went to the toilet and I was reading the news on my phone, but when I finished I got an email from youtube saying I had had my camera facing in between my legs and had live streamed the entire dump by mistake...

So I'm now banned again ! Thanks youtube!!!

hjnet · 08-06-2018, 02:03 AM

Better start with something easier, and work your way up. Even top professionals freeze off toes, fingers and their nose tip on such a trip.

Go to a civilized region in Alaska/Canada where you could get help quickly and spend a few weeks outside to gain some experience first...

Then try hiking ~1000 miles under such conditions...

nico-t · 08-06-2018, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions

you´ll be streaming your death live on YT

Leave it to gspot, the genius Mensa member, as the only one to take this seriously

08-04-2018, 04:59 PM	#1
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hjnet Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: European Union Posts: 3,815	Better start with something easier, and work your way up. Even top professionals freeze off toes, fingers and their nose tip on such a trip. Go to a civilized region in Alaska/Canada where you could get help quickly and spend a few weeks outside to gain some experience first... Then try hiking ~1000 miles under such conditions...