Mountain lion attacks runner in CO so he choked it to death...

[crockett]

Fucking hell.. ok I wont make fun of those runners in spandex with their manhuns and beards anymore..


https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/02/05/us/...www.cnn.com%2F

[King Mark]

That's badass

[Bladewire]

Badass Hillary Supporter

[celandina]

Probably will be charged for killing an one of endangered species

[Bladewire]

Originally Posted by celandina

Probably will be charged for killing an one of endangered species

You live in Canada. That's not how it works here in America. Keep hating

[Deej]

Originally Posted by Bladewire

You live in Canada. That's not how it works here in America. Keep hating

That and they're not even close to endangered, especially in that area.

[brassmonkey]

a free coat!

[ghjghj]

Originally Posted by Bladewire

That's not how it works here in America

Nobody gives a fuck faggot. Your shithole is Burundi tier.

[HairyChick]

I read that last night. Apparently it was a cub or baby, and had already bitten the face, ears, nose and chin. Most people would run but be taken down for lunch. The smartest thing was to choke it if unarmed.

We get fox sightings and loose cows or horses often. Old farms, old fences, old farmers forget to close the doors. Police call everyone automatically to warn them. The system often says “loose animals” and we have no clue what it is.

[astronaut x]

Originally Posted by ghjghj

Nobody gives a fuck faggot. Your shithole is Burundi tier.

/\ would be eaten by Mountain Lion. Also would be banned on GFY pre-mod permanent vacation.

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns

I read that last night. Apparently it was a cub or baby, and had already bitten the face, ears, nose and chin. Most people would run but be taken down for lunch. The smartest thing was to choke it if unarmed.

We get fox sightings and loose cows or horses often. Old farms, old fences, old farmers forget to close the doors. Police call everyone automatically to warn them. The system often says “loose animals” and we have no clue what it is.

off topic email me. a lady here was jogging beeline highway i think and a cougar attacked and killed her... ate one of her legs. i drove rig stopped to use the restroom. a guys says wtf are you doing out here???? it was like 4am -5:30 he was like a cougar killed a lady right over there hurry and get out of here. i can't find the story... not even going to contact fish and game see if they can dig it up. thread bookmarked

[astronaut x]

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

off topic email me. a lady here was jogging beeline highway i think and a cougar attacked and killed her... ate one of her legs. i drove rig stopped to use the restroom. a guys says wtf are you doing out here???? it was like 4am -5:30 he was like a cougar killed a lady right over there hurry and get out of here. i can't find the story... not even

makes me want to get a butter knife and hunt a mountain lion.

[RycEric]

Originally Posted by crockett

Fucking hell.. ok I wont make fun of those runners in spandex with their manhuns and beards anymore..


https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/02/05/us/...www.cnn.com%2F

Denver news claims it was a less than a year old. Savage.

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by astronaut x

makes me want to get a butter knife and hunt a mountain lion.

oh i would buy you the most expensive butter knife and a bus ticket

[ilnjscb]

The mountain lion, or cougar, ranges in weight from about 53 to 72 kilograms (115 to 160 pounds) for the males, and from about 34 and 48 kg (75 and 105 lb) for the females. Some males have, in rare cases, weighed in at in excess of 120 kg (260 lb).

That thing was 70 pounds.

[King Mark]

Eh, not so badass. But you gotta do what u gotta do to survive. So still a win.

[brassmonkey]

Originally Posted by ilnjscb

The mountain lion, or cougar, ranges in weight from about 53 to 72 kilograms (115 to 160 pounds) for the males, and from about 34 and 48 kg (75 and 105 lb) for the females. Some males have, in rare cases, weighed in at in excess of 120 kg (260 lb).

That thing was 70 pounds.

chow chow

Male: 55–71 lbs
25–32 kg
Female: 44–60 lbs
20–27 kg

The latest statistics show that over 4.7 million people are the victims of dog bites every year. ... Using newspaper articles, the CDC was able to obtain breed “identifications” for 238 of the 327 cases of fatal dog attacks, of which “pit bull terrier” or mixes thereof were reportedly involved in 76 cases.

7 deaths

between 1982 and 2009

[astronaut x]

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

oh i would buy you the most expensive butter knife and a bus ticket

[HairyChick]

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

off topic email me. a lady here was jogging beeline highway i think and a cougar attacked and killed her... ate one of her legs. i drove rig stopped to use the restroom. a guys says wtf are you doing out here???? it was like 4am -5:30 he was like a cougar killed a lady right over there hurry and get out of here. i can't find the story... not even going to contact fish and game see if they can dig it up. thread bookmarked

Did last week.

I grew up several blocks from a zoo. No escapes yet in thirty years or so but kids love to taunt and tease the tigers, lions, elephant and monkeys. One kid got over the fence years ago but his father grabbed him in time.

The animals are about thirty feet from the road on one side. It’s comical when they walk the elephant along route six near the highway. People slam on their brakes in shock!

The Park is nice but those animals are scary ;)

[GAMEFINEST]

it still takes balls to do it

[Mr Pheer]

Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST

it still takes balls to do it

And hands.

[celandina]

Originally Posted by Bladewire

You live in Canada. That's not how it works here in America. Keep hating

I do not hate at all, have many American friends. But do not like the group of idiots who are currently in charge, or the other group of idiots who are trying to replace them.....and BTW MAGA or Antifa to you too...

I do tell to all who will listen that in general Americans and wonderful people, after all and after great sacrifice they saved the world twice ( 1918 and 1945), unfortunately after that they fucked up royally and are now in decline. They play nice with bad guys and fuck their friends....But hey Tulsi will change all that !

[bronco67]

Originally Posted by RycEric

Denver news claims it was a less than a year old. Savage.

Story said less than a year old. That picture is of a 2 month old cub. 80 pounds of mountain lion will fuck up any size man, whether it's 10 months or 10 years old.

[pimpmaster9000]

its actually quite easy to choke out anything...he probably used a collar choke or maybe a rear naked choke if he managed to take the back from a side control position...once the arms lock in place you can easily choke out anything that is not 300lb or more...the rear naked choke is called mata leao in BJJ it translates to lion killer...the mountain lion is easy easy prey of you have it in a choke hold...if not, it will probably fuck you up really really bad

[King Mark]

Turns out it was a 24 pound 3 month old kitten that attacked him because he might have been trying to catch it.

Neanderthug shit.

[Bladewire]

"At the time of the attack, it probably weighed between 35 and 40 pounds, the veterinarians found. By the time of the necropsy, the mountain lion's remains were only 24 pounds, because it was partially eaten — most likely by its two surviving siblings, Colorado Parks and Wildlife spokesman Jason Clay said."

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...kitten-n978126

[SilentKnight]

Originally Posted by crucifissio

its actually quite easy to choke out anything...he probably used a collar choke or maybe a rear naked choke if he managed to take the back from a side control position...once the arms lock in place you can easily choke out anything that is not 300lb or more...the rear naked choke is called mata leao in BJJ it translates to lion killer...the mountain lion is easy easy prey of you have it in a choke hold...if not, it will probably fuck you up really really bad