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AmeliaG · 12-31-2019, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

This is the worst fucking 5th grade math problem I've ever read.

50 math word problems

Paul Markham · 12-31-2019, 03:34 AM

Welcome to 2020 the fucked up times when women can identify as men, then prove they are not a man by producing children.

Lexi BongaCash · 12-31-2019, 04:17 AM

That's very complicated story. But life is not simple as well, so I guess everything can happen. But it is impressive that the medicine industry can deal with unusual couples

notinmybackyard · 12-31-2019, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Lexi BongaCash

That's very complicated story. But life is not simple as well, so I guess everything can happen. But it is impressive that the medicine industry can deal with unusual couples

I'll pay you $50 if you let a guy suck your dick and I'll pay you $100 if you let someone else shoot you in the balls with a paintball gun.

Paul Markham · 12-31-2019, 08:57 AM

We now live in times when the most fucked up things are regarded as normal and saying they are not branding you as homophobic, transphobic, racist or any other thing the looneys can label you. To make their fucked up world seem normal.

If you want to live as a woman pretending to be a man who has a child with her female partner pretending to be neither male or female then fine. But also allow me to say it's fucked up.

Or isn't that permitted in these new permissive times?

2MuchMark · 12-31-2019, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

Ben Shapiro explained it:

Wikipedia explains "Non-Binary":

FUCK SAKES THAT IS SOME OF THE BEST BULLSHIT I HAVE EVER READ

It basically means that a non-binary person will literally fuck anything when they're horny.

So if a guy does 10 years in jail he's technically non-binary when he gets out for 6 months because he'll fuck anything. Honestly I can't imagine anyone wanting to admit to that... Nevermind embracing it as a lifestyle.

yup and next time you are sucking cock just tell everyone it's a pussy

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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

I'm guessing that you're bisexual and you do drugs. Because that's where all this bullshit starts... drugs and homosexuality.

Homosexuality and bisexuality are not the same things. But you already knew that. :D

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FUCK IT!!
It's time to produce some content about this bullshit. Because I think a video about hunting faries might be a great niche.

Congrats! You finally found your niche.

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Dress a bunch of butt ass ugly men up as broads on a Fairy Fuck-ethon Retreate in the woods. Then have a few foul mouthed rednecks stumble across them and terrorize them with paintball guns.

This sounds like the perfect fit for you.

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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

I bet there would be a lot of people willing to pay to see a fruit get shot by a paintball gun in the nuts.

If it was starring you, I'd buy it!

2MuchMark · 12-31-2019, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Dude men cannot have babies.

Looks like we can:

"Male pregnancy is the incubation of one or more embryos or fetuses by male members of some species. Most species that reproduce by sexual reproduction are heterogamous—females producing larger gametes (ova) and males producing smaller gametes (sperm). "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_pregnancy

So please be careful and use birth control.

:D

OneHungLo · 12-31-2019, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Looks like we can:

"Male pregnancy is the incubation of one or more embryos or fetuses by male members of some species. Most species that reproduce by sexual reproduction are heterogamous—females producing larger gametes (ova) and males producing smaller gametes (sperm). "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_pregnancy

So please be careful and use birth control.

:D

Mark we're not talking about aberrations here. Men have penises and women have vaginas. Men cannot give birth and women don't have sperm.

Want to play that game again?

Do women have penises?

You dare call Republicans science deniers but you're the one who is denying science.

optics · 12-31-2019, 11:08 PM

Jewish people taking the piss out of white fertility, and gullible white people going along with it. The goal is to reduce the white birthrate, by promoting alternative sexual practices that do not typically produce children.

Think of it as a kind of alternative comedy, where the participants are largely unaware that it's a comedy, and that the joke is at their expense. If the agenda is being pushed by the media, then that should tell you who the comedians are.

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Ben Shapiro explained it:

Ya, they "explain it" too, just to add another layer to the jewish in-joke.

klinton · 01-01-2020, 03:42 AM

please post some more Holocaust denying shit here, maybe you will finally get your well deserved vacation from gfy from 1st january 2020 onward

optics · 01-01-2020, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton

please post some more Holocaust denying shit here, maybe you will finally get your well deserved vacation from gfy from 1st january 2020 onward

I deny the Holocaust in the same way that a Christian denies Satan. If they want to ban me for that, then let them go right ahead.

Happy New Year

CaptainHowdy · 01-01-2020, 06:40 AM

notinmybackyard · 01-01-2020, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by optics

Jewish people taking the piss out of white fertility, and gullible white people going along with it. The goal is to reduce the white birthrate, by promoting alternative sexual practices that do not typically produce children.

Think of it as a kind of alternative comedy, where the participants are largely unaware that it's a comedy, and that the joke is at their expense. If the agenda is being pushed by the media, then that should tell you who the comedians are.

Ya, they "explain it" too, just to add another layer to the jewish in-joke.

I've got absolutely no clue what the fuck are you talking about. Are you stoned?

optics · 01-01-2020, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

I've got absolutely no clue what the fuck are you talking about. Are you stoned?

No, you're too old to understand it, like you said.

Or too jewish.

Is that what's with the "backyard" thing? Anything but (white) baby-making sex?

notinmybackyard · 01-01-2020, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by optics

No, you're too old to understand it, like you said.

Or too jewish.

Is that what's with the "backyard" thing? Anything but (white) baby-making sex?

Seriously WTF?

optics · 01-01-2020, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

Seriously WTF?

I don't know what else to say if you think that everything I say is some kind of alien language.

Transgenderism is a symptom of a civilization that mocks its own survival. I'm trying to frame this in some kind of boomer-friendly language, but I'm failing because in your era, this stuff was just ideas without consequence. It was the counterculture where now it's the dominant culture, and it has real-world effects.

I feel really sad for all involved. They've had their heads messed up and they'll mess their child's head up.

King Mark · 01-01-2020, 09:16 PM

When you got notinmybackyard speechless, you know you done fucked up.

Take yo ass back to the politics section before one of these mods decides to do something.

Grapesoda · 01-01-2020, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

I'll pay you $50 if you let a guy suck your dick and I'll pay you $100 if you let someone else shoot you in the balls with a paintball gun.

sound like a website to me

Grapesoda · 01-01-2020, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by King Mark

When you got notinmybackyard speechless, you know you done fucked up.

Take yo ass back to the politics section before one of these mods decides to do something.

happy new year, to you and yours homey

Grapesoda · 01-01-2020, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

Looks like we can:

"Male pregnancy is the incubation of one or more embryos or fetuses by male members of some species. Most species that reproduce by sexual reproduction are heterogamous—females producing larger gametes (ova) and males producing smaller gametes (sperm). "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_pregnancy

So please be careful and use birth control.

:D

yes however not homo sapiens ... some species being frogs and lizards and few bugs

Grapesoda · 01-01-2020, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

I've got absolutely no clue what the fuck are you talking about.

Grapesoda · 01-01-2020, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by optics

I don't know what else to say if you think that everything I say is some kind of alien language.

Transgenderism is a symptom of a civilization that mocks its own survival. this stuff was just ideas without consequence. It was the counterculture where now it's the dominant culture, and it has real-world effects.

I feel really sad for all involved. They've had their heads messed up and they'll mess their child's head up.

bean-aid · 01-01-2020, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by optics

No, you're too old to understand it, like you said.

Or too jewish.

Is that what's with the "backyard" thing? Anything but (white) baby-making sex?

I seen your avatar on another nic before... trying to place. Will post back when computed

optics · 01-01-2020, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by beaner

I seen your avatar on another nic before... trying to place. Will post back when computed

ok beaner.

Happy new year

notinmybackyard · 01-02-2020, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by optics

I'm trying to frame this in some kind of boomer-friendly language,p.

I'm not a boomer. I was born in 1937 BEFORE the war.

And transgenders are a symptom of over-stimulated twats that have had everything handed to them. A bunch of fucking idiots that have zero self-discipline and think the world owes them something.

Which is also exactly what you come across as being in this conservation.

k0nr4d · 01-02-2020, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

And transgenders are a symptom of over-stimulated twats that have had everything handed to them.

This, and also a symptom of the media pandering to minorities (I don't mean in the racial sense here). As long as we pander to a minority, they're going to keep pushing it. First we had a gay minority, they have a pride month now (but there's only 1 veterans day). Then we had an even smaller transgender minority, and now it's illegal to use the wrong pronoun. Now we have an even smaller then that "non-binary" minority that is being pandered to.

Don't get me wrong, I don't give a fuck if someone is gay - but with shit like pride parades where you have guys in ass-less chaps or suits made of dildos running around in front of 6 year old children, it's not pride - it's the fucking degeneration of western society.

They try to normalize all these things by including them in tv shows, cartoons, etc. Almost every tv show has someone gay, someone non-binary, etc. The author of harry potter keeps tweeting that "oh actually so and so was gay!" in some effort to pander or stay relevant. She's turning a new character gay every month...

The media are also in the midst of trying to normalize pedophilia (notice a rising use of the term pedosexual instead of pedophile"). The next step? Normalization of bestiality.

notinmybackyard · 01-02-2020, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

This, and also a symptom of the media pandering to minorities

I pander to minorities!
I fucking have expositions of junkies shooting up and moaning about not being loved and fucking sick bastards pay to see it. Most of those sickos wear suits and drive expensive cars.

BUT THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM

I'm a business man and my job is to make money. I give the consumer what he's willing to pay me for. The mainstream media is no different. So if they're showing a queer a day on CNN and talking about anal sex for dolphins, it's because those things make them money.

I've been a smut peddler for a long time. There was a time that dealing in photos of topless women could get your clock cleaned. The majority of men found porn disgusting and disrespectful and you could get the shit beaten out of you if you approached the wrong guy.

Fast Forward to today and the majority of men still do NOT watch porn. However what's changed is the average man stopped caring. He's got his car, his TV and his Internet. As long as his kid isn't a junkie he won't get off his ass to stand up for anyone or anything.

So until there's another military draft and a filthy war or another "Great Depression" and men find their balls again... This wacko shit is going to continue to run rampant.

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