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Slick · 05-26-2003, 07:59 PM

We were out camping and it was late, so we were sitting around the campfire and my 15 year old nephew commented on how I was on my 6th beer already and my 5 year old boy looked at me and said "Dad, you must be real thirsty", ha ha ha.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-26-2003, 08:08 PM

cute

Hazchem · 05-26-2003, 08:09 PM

lol aint kids a good thing

[Labret] · 05-26-2003, 08:10 PM

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lol aint kids a good thing

uhm, no.

detoxed · 05-26-2003, 08:19 PM

you then took off your belt and beat the crap out of him for making you look like an alcoholic. you then fell and passed out near the fire.

dchottie · 05-26-2003, 08:27 PM

um yeah i'm on the phone the other day talking to someone about my recent trip to the orthopedist. I was using the word orthopedist several times in the conversation and my 6 year old is sitting by me and says "mom, quit saying penis" I just kind of laughed it off. I got off the phone and he said why were you saying penis so much and I asked him if he knew what that meant and he said "yeah, it's something you eat" I was mortified and asked him what he meant and he says "you know on fear factor they eat penis" I was relieved and laughed and I said oh you mean cow penis and he said "yes" I then explained what a penis was and he ran to the bathroom dry heaving and almost puked.

alm4n · 05-26-2003, 09:48 PM

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Lykos · 05-27-2003, 03:17 AM

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Originally posted by Slick
We were out camping and it was late, so we were sitting around the campfire and my 15 year old nephew commented on how I was on my 6th beer already and my 5 year old boy looked at me and said "Dad, you must be real thirsty", ha ha ha.

That's soo cute

grumpy · 05-27-2003, 05:11 AM

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Originally posted by Slick
We were out camping and it was late, so we were sitting around the campfire and my 15 year old nephew commented on how I was on my 6th beer already and my 5 year old boy looked at me and said "Dad, you must be real thirsty", ha ha ha.

well he is right. And your an good example of a dad

PR_Phil · 05-27-2003, 05:35 AM

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Originally posted by dchottie
um yeah i'm on the phone the other day talking to someone about my recent trip to the orthopedist. I was using the word orthopedist several times in the conversation and my 6 year old is sitting by me and says "mom, quit saying penis" I just kind of laughed it off. I got off the phone and he said why were you saying penis so much and I asked him if he knew what that meant and he said "yeah, it's something you eat" I was mortified and asked him what he meant and he says "you know on fear factor they eat penis" I was relieved and laughed and I said oh you mean cow penis and he said "yes" I then explained what a penis was and he ran to the bathroom dry heaving and almost puked.

Slick · 05-27-2003, 05:37 AM

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well he is right. And your an good example of a dad

ROFL, ha ha ha. Actually, I'm not much of a drinker, I only go out to drink like once every couple of months and that's to the bars where the kids aren't, ha ha ha.

With camping season here, it'll be a little more often because it's just soooo damn relaxing around the fire at night with family/friends around.

05-26-2003, 07:59 PM	#1
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dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	um yeah i'm on the phone the other day talking to someone about my recent trip to the orthopedist. I was using the word orthopedist several times in the conversation and my 6 year old is sitting by me and says "mom, quit saying penis" I just kind of laughed it off. I got off the phone and he said why were you saying penis so much and I asked him if he knew what that meant and he said "yeah, it's something you eat" I was mortified and asked him what he meant and he says "you know on fear factor they eat penis" I was relieved and laughed and I said oh you mean cow penis and he said "yes" I then explained what a penis was and he ran to the bathroom dry heaving and almost puked. __________________

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