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nah...Im only 25, and I gain weight easily. When I lived in TX, I just sat at the computer for about 10 hours a day, and the only times I'd get up, I'd go to a restaurant and eat steak. I gained about 30 lbs doing that.
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my secret is... you will probably die of a heart attack long before me.
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I play alot of basketball too i forgot to mention
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I need a beer
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Pork chops and lots of them
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don't exercise, eat the crap you eat now, sleep, and watch movies all day
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Haha i got the sleep down too i can sleep 12 hours easy sometimes
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MMMM love fried breaded pork chops dipped in applesauce fucking great ![]()
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Start to eat well.
Train like a motherfucker and buy weight gainer. Best solution if you don't do this and you continue to eat your garbache food it's a matter of time before you have cholesterol and that's deadly ( you might have it already ) |
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Eat lots of sweets maybe? Whipped cream, candies and the like? And a six pack every night.
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FAT?
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I've been playing basketball almost every winter and summer since 1992 freshman in highschool. No time for my arteries to clog. ![]()
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you are not eating enough, believe me.. i met many people saying the same thing, they think they do eat a lot, but they actually don't. i have yet to meet an exception.
eat more than what you do already and you will gain weight, simple as that.
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Quit smoking.
I'm like you i have a fast metabolism and can pretty much eat anything i want. I eat shit too and i don't do alot of exercise. I quit smoking almost 6 months ago and gained a few, probably the only way for me to gain. Also if you drink coffee you might wanna stop taking anything with stimulants like caffeine since it speeds up the metabolism.
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Home cooked high fat meals. eat portions for many...grazing into the wee hrs of the morning.
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Easy:
1. Goto a Gym supply store 2. Buy some protein weight gainer. You can get 3500 calorie shakes. 3. Work out, get huge.
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Breyers Mint Ice Cream with Oreo c00kies
How can you go wrong with 170 calories from half a cup of ice cream and 70 of those calories are fat. ![]()
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I'm in the same boat as you dude. No matter what I eat or how much of it, it doesnt do shit. I'm only 18 though so I'll probably put on weight when my metabalism slows down. Being a bit chunkier would be cool but getting fat wouldn't. There is atleast one good thing how you can just pig out on anything and never have to worry about getting fat.
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Once you hit 30 you will have no problems...it's trying to keep it off is the struggle
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I'm a skinny little fuck.
5'11" and about 150lbs. ![]()
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Just go to Elite parties man..
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Gain weight? That's easy! Eat lots of junk foods, pizza, & sodas. Don't exercise and stay glued to your TV or comp instead of going out.
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Just be a lazy, over-eating, fully-pampered guy and you're on your way!
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drink more beer.
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