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Question #1. How can you arrange for two people to stand on the same piece of newspaper and yet be unble to touch each other without stepping off the newspaper.

























Answer: Slide the newspaper half way under a closed door and ask the two people to stand on the bit of newspaper on their side of the door.

1201 actually :)

Question #2. How many 3-cent stamps are there in a dozen?


























Answer: There are twelve (not four).

2 more hours and 1500 will be there :Graucho :thumbsup

Question #4. Which would you rather have, a gallon jar full of nickels or a gallon jar half full of dimes?



























Answer: Dimes are smaller than nickels, so choose the dimes!

The wingspan, and length of a Boeing 747 Jumbo are both longer than the wright brothers first flight

Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.

Indeed, you are correct sir.

around 300 posts to go
keep postin' :thumbsup

almost there.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

False.

$$$$$

All of, or most of, films directed by John Hughes (The Breakfast Club, Ferris Buellers Day off etc...) are filmed in "Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois. 60062", the place where he himself graduated.

Ants don?t sleep.

A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.

Very interesting! Keep it up :)

wow, :helpme

Instructions: Just read the sentence straight through quickly without really thinking about it.

Acocdrnig to an elgnsih unviesitry sutdy the oredr of letetrs in a wrod dosen't mttaer, the olny thnig thta's iopmrantt is that the frsit and lsat ltteer of eevry word is in the crcreot ptoision. The rset can be jmbueld and one is stlil able to raed the txet wiohtut dclftfuiiy.

Amazing, isn't it?

Quick Eye Exam ... Count the number of F's in the following text:
Finished files are the result of years of scientific study combined with the experience of years

How many?

Three?

Wrong, there are six - no joke! The brain cannot process the word "of".

Incredible or what? Anyone who counts all six F's on the first go is a genius Three is normal.

This is going to take a while

yeah it is

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket

Hahah that's so cool!

Great contest cant wait to lose this one too :thumbsup

pretty cool eh? I counted 3 heh.

you and me both. I missed twice by 1 :(

So did two people in this house ;)

Holy Jezus. This thread is going fairly fast.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

humans are stupid

so theres three of you? HEHE

Well I'm back. I hate dial up. Had to ask dad if I could get online to continue in the contest and he called it a scam. *sigh*

There are more chickens than people in the world.

lol, tell dad is no scam, they pay me a couple grand a month. :glugglug

There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.

knew that one.
;)

It seems some of our greatest inventions happened by accident. Or random stupidity. The latter can make for some great Darwin Awards.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

good, cause I hate that bitch.

My dad just doesn't understand. So I ignore and continue

So more people prefer to eat Wilma instead of Betty?

:(

I see, and where does this hate come from? Perhaps you have a conflict with women who marry men 2 ft shorter than themselves. Or perhaps you do not like women in blue dresses.

Coca-cola was originally green

Gah, I said four. Course I stink at math. Death to Issac Newton and his damn algebra and calculus.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the US Treasury.