So, I am winner of 2500th prestige post?:-)

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A Child's View of Retirement

After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holidays. One small boy wrote the following:
We always used to spend Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma. They used to live here in a big brick home, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a place with a lot of other retarded people. They all live in little tin boxes. They ride on big three-wheeled tricycles and they all wear nametags because they don't know who they are. They go to a big building called a wrecking hall; but if it was wrecked, they got it fixed because it's all right now. They play games and do exercises there, but they don't do them very good.
There is a swimming pool there. They go into it and just stand there with their hats on. I guess they don't know how to swim.
As you go into their park, there is a dollhouse with a little man sitting in it. He watches all day so they can't get out without him seeing them. When they can sneak out they go to the beach and pick up shells that they think are dollars.
My Grandma used to bake cookies and stuff, but I guess she forgot how. Nobody cooks, they just eat out. They eat the same thing every night, Early Birds. Some of the people are so retarded that they don't know how to cook at all, so my Grandma and Grandpa bring food into the wrecked hall and they call it "pot luck."
My Grandma says Grandpa worked hard all his life and earned his retardment. I wish they would move back up here, but I guess the little man in the dollhouse won't let them out.

Winners so far

100th post: $50 - steen2
250th post: $75 - steen2
500th post: $100 - Keyser Soze
1500th post: $150 - Donners
2000th post: $200 - bjjb
3000th post: $225
4000th post: $300
4500th post: $500
5000th post: $1000

Yes you did wtg :thumbsup

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Winners so far

100th post: $50 - steen2
250th post: $75 - steen2
500th post: $100 - Keyser Soze
1500th post: $150 - Donners
2000th post: $200 - bjjb
2500th post: $0 - soukee :-)
3000th post: $225
4000th post: $300
4500th post: $500
5000th post: $1000

:thumbsup for soukee

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2:21am and still no plrey to what i asked

and many more to go

Thanks...:-)

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no one posting here anymore?

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Count Us In!

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A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"
The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down.
As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks, "Are you ok, dear?"
The lady replies, "I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me."
The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey."

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Time for a toke break <///////////#~~

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Oh and please no pics today it really slows down the thread

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... Does anybody enjoy Motorhead?

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The Ace Of Spades :thumbsup

some of their songs are ok. the lead singers voice is pretty cool although you just want to tell him to clear his throat already :1orglaugh

I win

no i dont like them :winkwink: