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A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always steal his act by saying things like, ?he has a card up his sleeve? or ?he has a dove in his pocket.?
One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat. For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other. Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, ?Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship??

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This Week's Weird Town Name And Origin
Ding Dong, Texas, USA

Legend has it that Ding Dong?s weird name has something to do with the fact that it is located in Bell County. The town?s motto is ?If you find yourself in Ding Dong, you had to have been looking for it.?

A 30 year old man married a 25 year old woman. She died at age 50 and her husband was so devastated that he cried for years. Ten years after he stopped crying, he died. If he had lived to be 80, how many years was he a widower?

If Susan is 10, Arabella is 20, and Jim and Neal are both 5, but
Richard is 10, how much is Jennifer by the same system?

If 2 hours ago it was as long after one o'clock in the
afternoon as it was before one o'clock in the morning. What time
would it be now?

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Mr. T, who was famous from the hit show A-Team, did a variety of different jobs before becoming Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus on The A-Team. He was a military policeman in the US Army, a bouncer and a bodyguard for stars such as Michael Jackson, Muhammad Ali and Diana Ross. Mr. T's real name is Laurence Tureaud, which he changed in 1970 to Laurence Tero and then eventually to Mr.T, so people would call him "Mr."

Mr. T is currently living in Sherman Oaks, California and is single. He visits Chicago occasionally to spend time with his family and his daughter Lesa. He also does a lot of community work and can often be found helping abused children in a shelter in Los Angeles. He does not smoke, drink or do drugs as he is very conscious about his image as many children admire him.

In a recent interview with Entertainment Tonight Mr. T discussed how he has been diagnosed with a rare from of lymphoma. He was diagnosed with this in 1995 at age 43 and receives daily chemotherapy at a L.A. hospital.

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Whatever Happened To Rapper Vanilla Ice
Vanilla Ice, whose real name is Rob Van Winkle, is best known for his 1990 smash hit "Ice Ice Baby." When Van Winkle first hit stardom at the tender age of 21-years-old, he took a beating from critics who called the rapper an imposter for appropriating a black art form. Van Winkle just taunted them back: "To the people that try to hold me down, kiss my white butt," he shouted after accepting an American Music Award in January 1991.

After the public drew tired of Van Winkle's act, his career took a nosedive. He got involved with heroin, cocaine and Ecstasy, which almost killed him. He was saved by friends who rushed him to the hospital. The whole episode was a valuable lesson for Van Winkle who realized that life was not about money.

Today he lives in Florida with his wife Laura, 30, their daughters, Dusti Rain, 5, and Keelee Breeze, 2, and a number of pets, including a kangaroo named Bucky. In his leisure, Van Winkle hang-glides, watercraft, snowboards and races motocross professionally. He even appears as one of the motocross racers in the PlayStation game "Championship Motocross," released in 2001, which features a hardcore version of "Ice Ice Baby."

Van Winkle also recently started a real estate company that helps develop homes. He also is still performing and touring to promote his new double CD Bi-Polar, which is a rap-heavy metal sound. He describes his new album as a continuation of 1998's Hard to Swallow, a CD that featured songs such as "A.D.D." (for Attention Deficit Disorder, a condition from which he suffers), which included the lyric, "I just can't hide from myself."

In retrospect, Van Winkle mostly blames the music industry for the hardships he has faced. When asked why he went along with the image they created for him, he says he did it for money. "I think anybody, given the opportunity -- no matter who you are -- would've done the same damn thing at my age, for millions of dollars," Van Winkle says. But today, he says, he's a different man. "I'm more concerned with just keepin' it real."

Whatever Happened To Actor Ralph Macchio (Karate Kid)
Ralph George Macchio who is also known as "The Karate Kid," was born in Long Island, New York in 1961. He started his careers by appearing in many commercials. When he was 19 years old he got his first role in a television show called "Eight is Enough."

After being in the series he received a part in the movie "The Outsiders," in which he played the role of Johnny Cade. His biggest break was when he got a role in one of the biggest blockbusters of all time, "The Karate Kid."

However, his career slowly started to dwindle after this. He also starred in the two sequels of the movie but nothing measured up to the first one. Macchio found it difficult to get serious roles in movies because of his youthful appearance.

Macchio found he had an interest in theatre and starred in the play "Cuba and His Teddy Bear," opposite Robert DeNiro. He also was in the musical "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying" in 1996 in which he toured 39 cities.

Ralph Macchio got married in 1987 to Phyllis Fiero. He has two children named Daniel and Julia. One of his latest movies is "Can't be Heaven" in which he plays a jazz saxophone player that comes back from the dead.

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The President was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out "The President Sucks." Infuriated, he called on the secret service to figure out who had done it. In a few hours, they came to him and told him that there was some bad news and some worse news.
"The bad news is that the urine is from the Vice President."

"Al? How could you do this to me? What could be worse than this?"

"The handwriting's the first lady's."

The average mousepad is eight and three quarters by seven and a half inches.

Which condom is right for you???

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Nike condoms:Just do it!
Toyota condoms:Oh what a feeling!
Diet Pepsi condoms:You got the right one baby! Uh huh!
Pringles condoms:Once you pop.... You can't stop!
Mentos condoms:The freshmaker!
Secret condoms:Strong enough for a man, made for a woman.
Chevy condoms:Like a rock!
New York lotto condoms:Cause hey.....ya never know.
KFC condoms:Finger lickin good!
Coca Cola condoms:The real thing!
Lays condoms:Betcha cant have just one.
Ruffles condoms:Get your own bag!
Campbell soup condoms: Mmm Mmm better!
AT&T condoms: Reach out and touch someone.
Bounty condoms:The quicker picker upper.
Energizer condoms: It keeps going and going....
Taco Bell condoms:Make a run for the border!
MCI condoms:For friends and family.
7up condoms:Make 7 up yours!
Doublemint c! ! ! ondoms: Double your pleasure Double your fun!
Delta condoms:Delta is ready when you are!
Toyota condoms:I love whatcha do for me!
McDonalds condoms:Have you had your break today?
McDonalds condoms:Would you like that SUPER SIZED?

The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III). By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following:


B 66
I 73
L 76
L 76
G 71
A 65
T 84
E 69
S 83
I 1
I 1
I 1
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666 !!!

Some might ask, "How did Bill Gates get so powerful?" Coincidence? Or just the beginning of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement???
Before you decide, consider the following:


M S - D O S 6 . 3 1

77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666


W I N D O W S 9 5

87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1 = 666

Coincidence? You decide..

When measuring fonts 'point size' refers to the height of capital letters (one point being one 72nd of an inch). 'Pitch' is a horizontal measurement of the number of letters which can be printed in an inch.

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The first hard drive available for the Apple had a capacity of 5 megabytes.

Back in the mid to late 80's, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered a hundred percent compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator.

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