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It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
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For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
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:321GFY
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If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
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Fake Nick is going to win
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1 k left....
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hmm, pornomatic how come you are a / bumping your own thead this many times b / trying to win your own contest ??
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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
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Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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if a few people would start posting in here it would be over very fast :warning
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:2 cents: :2 cents: :2 cents:
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:helpme :helpme :helpme :helpme
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:ak47: :BangBang: :ak47: :BangBang:
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:feels-hot :feels-hot :feels-hot :feels-hot
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:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY
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Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
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:helpme :helpme :( :(
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:hi
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No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
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:ak47: :ak47: :ak47:
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:2 cents:
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
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Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
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Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
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There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
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Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
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Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
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:helpme :helpme
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Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
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Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
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Relationships appear closer than they are.
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I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
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I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
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