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r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:13 PM

Studies show that women who went to college are more likely to enjoy oral sex (giving and receiving) than high school dropouts.

Spunky · 12-09-2004, 08:14 PM

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:14 PM

A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:14 PM

In earlier times, masturbation was believed to lead to blindness, madness, sudden death and other unpleasant diseases. Present research, however, shows no connection.

Spunky · 12-09-2004, 08:14 PM

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:15 PM

The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female.

Spunky · 12-09-2004, 08:15 PM

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:15 PM

A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime.

Spunky · 12-09-2004, 08:15 PM

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:15 PM

The Geisha of Japan would not perform fellatio because it was considered demeaning for the cultured to do so.

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:16 PM

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:16 PM

Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.

Spunky · 12-09-2004, 08:16 PM

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:16 PM

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:17 PM

For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages

Spunky · 12-09-2004, 08:17 PM

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:17 PM

The word "fuck" is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely underpopulated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to... well, fuck, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday language.

Spunky · 12-09-2004, 08:17 PM

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:18 PM

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew and it is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky...unless of course, you played 'pig-tipping'.

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:18 PM

Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. Females, on the other hand think about sex every....mmmm... where was I?

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:18 PM

The earliest known illustration of a man using a condom during sexual intercourse is painted on the wall of a cave in France. It is dated between 12,000 and 15,000 years old.

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:19 PM

A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly.

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:19 PM

A U.S. News and World Report poll found 50 percent agree that it is better to remain a virgin until you marry, and 39 percent felt it's better to have sex with a few different partners before settling down to marry.

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:19 PM

During the 1920s, it was believed that jazz music caused one to permanately lose his sexual inhibitions. It was often banned in many cities. One private company went as far as to sell the elites "jazz proof" furniture.

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:19 PM

All Humans Are 99.9% Genetically Identical and 98.4% of human genes are the same as the genes of a chimpanzee.

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:20 PM

"Venus observa" is the technical term for the "missionary position."

Spunky · 12-09-2004, 08:20 PM

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:20 PM

Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:21 PM

Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

Spunky · 12-09-2004, 08:21 PM

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:21 PM

Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up(if you use a condom). It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

Spunky · 12-09-2004, 08:21 PM

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:21 PM

Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

Spunky · 12-09-2004, 08:21 PM

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by spunky

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Spunky · 12-09-2004, 08:22 PM

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:22 PM

The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

Spunky · 12-09-2004, 08:22 PM

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:22 PM

Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:23 PM

Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

Spunky · 12-09-2004, 08:23 PM

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:23 PM

A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

Spunky · 12-09-2004, 08:24 PM

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r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:25 PM

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal are punishable by death.

r3ap3r · 12-09-2004, 08:25 PM

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman?s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

Spunky · 12-09-2004, 08:25 PM

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r3ap3r Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 3,535	The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female. __________________ Fuck My Sig Good ICQ - 203744959

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r3ap3r Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 3,535	A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime. __________________ Fuck My Sig Good ICQ - 203744959

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r3ap3r Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 3,535	The Geisha of Japan would not perform fellatio because it was considered demeaning for the cultured to do so. __________________ Fuck My Sig Good ICQ - 203744959

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r3ap3r Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 3,535	The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. __________________ Fuck My Sig Good ICQ - 203744959

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r3ap3r Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 3,535	Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. __________________ Fuck My Sig Good ICQ - 203744959

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12-09-2004, 08:17 PM	#1568
r3ap3r Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 3,535	The word "fuck" is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely underpopulated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to... well, fuck, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday language. __________________ Fuck My Sig Good ICQ - 203744959

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r3ap3r Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 3,535	A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew and it is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky...unless of course, you played 'pig-tipping'. __________________ Fuck My Sig Good ICQ - 203744959

12-09-2004, 08:18 PM	#1571
r3ap3r Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 3,535	Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. Females, on the other hand think about sex every....mmmm... where was I? __________________ Fuck My Sig Good ICQ - 203744959

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r3ap3r Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 3,535	The earliest known illustration of a man using a condom during sexual intercourse is painted on the wall of a cave in France. It is dated between 12,000 and 15,000 years old. __________________ Fuck My Sig Good ICQ - 203744959

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r3ap3r Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 3,535	A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people who have sex once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly. __________________ Fuck My Sig Good ICQ - 203744959

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r3ap3r Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 3,535	A U.S. News and World Report poll found 50 percent agree that it is better to remain a virgin until you marry, and 39 percent felt it's better to have sex with a few different partners before settling down to marry. __________________ Fuck My Sig Good ICQ - 203744959

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r3ap3r Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 3,535	During the 1920s, it was believed that jazz music caused one to permanately lose his sexual inhibitions. It was often banned in many cities. One private company went as far as to sell the elites "jazz proof" furniture. __________________ Fuck My Sig Good ICQ - 203744959

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r3ap3r Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 3,535	All Humans Are 99.9% Genetically Identical and 98.4% of human genes are the same as the genes of a chimpanzee. __________________ Fuck My Sig Good ICQ - 203744959

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r3ap3r Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 3,535	"Venus observa" is the technical term for the "missionary position." __________________ Fuck My Sig Good ICQ - 203744959

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r3ap3r Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 3,535	Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. __________________ Fuck My Sig Good ICQ - 203744959

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r3ap3r Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 3,535	Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. __________________ Fuck My Sig Good ICQ - 203744959

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r3ap3r Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 3,535	Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up(if you use a condom). It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! __________________ Fuck My Sig Good ICQ - 203744959

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