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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband?s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England ? but only in tropical fish stores.
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only ?in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.?
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There's a temple in Sri Lanka dedicated to a tooth of the Buddha. The name of the temple is "Temple of the Tooth."
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The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
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