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12-11-2004, 10:22 PM
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I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
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12-11-2004, 10:27 PM
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My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran or hot rice cereal.
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12-11-2004, 10:32 PM
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I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
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12-11-2004, 10:37 PM
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Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
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12-11-2004, 10:42 PM
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If all is not lost, where is it?
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12-11-2004, 10:47 PM
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It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
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12-11-2004, 10:52 PM
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The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
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12-11-2004, 10:57 PM
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If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees.
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12-11-2004, 11:02 PM
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It's not hard to meet expenses ... they're everywhere.
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12-11-2004, 11:07 PM
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These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.
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12-11-2004, 11:12 PM
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I'm not afraid of dying, but I don't want to be there when it happens.
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12-11-2004, 11:17 PM
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A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
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12-11-2004, 11:22 PM
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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12-11-2004, 11:27 PM
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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12-11-2004, 11:30 PM
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12-11-2004, 11:32 PM
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12-11-2004, 11:32 PM
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12-11-2004, 11:32 PM
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Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
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12-11-2004, 11:34 PM
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*blush*blush* shakes head
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12-11-2004, 11:37 PM
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Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
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12-11-2004, 11:42 PM
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A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
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12-11-2004, 11:47 PM
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When you dream in colour, it's a pigment of your imagination.
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12-11-2004, 11:52 PM
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When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
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12-11-2004, 11:57 PM
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Change is inevitable. Progress is harder to come by.
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12-11-2004, 11:58 PM
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12-12-2004, 12:02 AM
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Viral marketing doesn't work - pass it on!
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12-12-2004, 12:07 AM
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What's the point in having communication lines if they can't break down?
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12-12-2004, 12:12 AM
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Problems that disappear on their own usually come back on their own
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12-12-2004, 12:17 AM
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Remember when you put others in the dock that you will be there yourself one day
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12-12-2004, 12:22 AM
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A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative
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12-12-2004, 12:27 AM
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Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death
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12-12-2004, 12:32 AM
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I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded
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12-12-2004, 12:37 AM
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I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe
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12-12-2004, 12:38 AM
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didn't knew you can post quotes
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12-12-2004, 12:39 AM
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oj then lets try this
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12-12-2004, 12:39 AM
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12-12-2004, 12:41 AM
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UP UP
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12-12-2004, 12:42 AM
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Banning the bra was a big flop
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12-12-2004, 12:47 AM
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Sea captains don't like crew cuts
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12-12-2004, 12:52 AM
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
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12-12-2004, 12:57 AM
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A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumour
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12-12-2004, 12:58 AM
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almost 1k left...we are getting closer...
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12-12-2004, 01:02 AM
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Without geometry, life is pointless.
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12-12-2004, 01:03 AM
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12-12-2004, 01:07 AM
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Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red (Duh!)
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12-12-2004, 01:12 AM
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If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
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12-12-2004, 01:16 AM
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cool offer imo.
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12-12-2004, 01:17 AM
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12-12-2004, 01:17 AM
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Never attribute to malice anything that can be adequately explained by stupidity
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