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10-21-2001, 11:48 PM
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Who's Ass Are You Willing To Kiss?
I've been around the block & always find it amusing to see who is willing to kiss somebody's ass for a buck or two.
So I've seen people kiss Lensmans ass.. FM's ass.. Joe E's ass... DK's ass...RB's ass... shit.. I've even seen people kiss my ass. So the question is... What makes all of you pathetic fucks want to kiss ass & why do you think it will help your pocketbook? |
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10-21-2001, 11:55 PM
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AMEN!! Great question. Hey, while you are all at it.... KISS MY ASS!
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10-22-2001, 12:01 AM
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Aaron.. you ass kisser.
This could become an entirely new revenue stream. I start the bidding at 10cents per smooch. Kiss my ass & you earn 10cents per post. |
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10-22-2001, 12:03 AM
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Keep your fucking money. I do not kiss ass for free OR for money. hmmm, I could use a new car though....
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10-22-2001, 12:10 AM
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BTW... I beg to differ on the number of posts listed next to my name. It seems that if i post on the same thread several times, that I only get counted for a single post.
Not that I care b/c i've already all the gfy attire i could want... but isn't that somewhat inaccurate? |
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10-22-2001, 12:17 AM
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No offense meant but does it really matter? I do not have the GFY threads but I came here to learn how to help my business. Just because someone has 4000+ posts does not make them any better than the rest of us.
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10-22-2001, 12:18 AM
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10-22-2001, 12:20 AM
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Hey Hooper you missed a big one
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10-22-2001, 12:22 AM
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I'd kiss Jenna's ass any day
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10-22-2001, 12:23 AM
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 Gee, did your count go up from your last post? |
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10-22-2001, 12:23 AM
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can anybody kiss his/her own ass?
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10-22-2001, 12:26 AM
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It wasn't up a few minutes ago... funny things happen here at GFY when you turn your head.
I like The Hun reference... many people seem to bow to him. Now good people of webmaster land... don't get me wrong. I 'm not saying that Ass Kissing isn't good or right. I'm simply ASKING why you asskiss. Do you asskiss for money? Do you asskiss for power? Do you asskiss for love? I only ask because I'm looking to buy some asskissers & am trying to decide whether YOU are worth the money! |
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10-22-2001, 12:30 AM
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If I am getting paid, I can pretend to kiss your ass.
Serriously though, I think people are afraid. They think that if they kiss the ass that it will keep another monkey off their back and perhaps even help them get a buck or two. If you ask me, they are just selling themself out. Self respect is the best thing in the world. Yas hit the nail on the head with this one. Kiss your own ass and let the world follow. [This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 10-22-2001).] |
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10-22-2001, 12:38 AM
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Dammit Aaron.. Don't be logical.
Lets be emotional. If you kiss my hairy nutsack maybe you'll be a happier person? ;-))) |
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10-22-2001, 12:40 AM
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NOW we are talking! May I seggest that you go post a reply to this thread?
]http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/cgi-bin/postdisplay.cgi?forum=Forum1&topic=011093] I think a 6+ would be the right answer for you. [This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 10-22-2001).] [This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 10-22-2001).] [This message has been edited by AaronM (edited 10-22-2001).] |
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10-22-2001, 12:42 AM
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What is a 6+??? |
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10-22-2001, 12:43 AM
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WOuld definately Kiss Arias ass and let her piss on me...... LOL
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10-22-2001, 12:44 AM
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Aaaah.. my bad..
6+ as in SUPER gay? See.. I am WILLING to do much more than KISS ass if the $$$ value is right ;-))) Didn't you know that I was the recipient in boneprone's pic? |
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10-22-2001, 12:44 AM
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Read the thread and you will understand. Sorry the code did not work
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10-22-2001, 12:45 AM
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Actually, Boneprone told me THAT was his mother. I guess she broke her epilady a few years back.
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10-22-2001, 12:45 AM
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It's unreal how angsty I'm feeling tonight.
Pretty much anything is an excuse for me to piss.. umm. post tonight ;-))) |
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10-22-2001, 12:46 AM
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That is one hairy bitch!
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10-22-2001, 12:52 AM
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Yeah, he was telling me that he used to help her wax it (duct tape actually) but then she got a rash and decided to let it go. If you look closely, I think you can actualy see the family resemblance between her backside and his face.
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10-22-2001, 12:59 AM
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Hooper.. "Angsty"? Dammit.. you may be bored and looking for new ass-kissers but that does not give you the right to go around making up new words just because you feel like it!!
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10-22-2001, 01:10 AM
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10-22-2001, 01:24 AM
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I'm not sure what I hate more...people who expect me to kiss their ass or the people who kis my ass...asskissing just annoys me to no end...
I actually got a job once by being a prick to the guy doing the hiring...he liked that I didn't kiss his ass and told it like I see it...we made a lot of money at that company...too bad the boss didn't like to pay his taxes...maybe he should've kissed the ass of the IRS... ------------------ Evil is as evil does http://www.darkdollars.com |
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10-22-2001, 02:29 AM
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any ass?
well HOOPERS as of course or mabey Boneprone's I would even kiss anal hobbits hairy ass if that would increse me pocket book. j/k Fuck that. I dont kiss any ones ass. I take my chances and get a head and so far so good. I have met so many great people in this bussiness and hope to meet many more also. So fuck kissing ass and I think Hooper is right. WTF why does it seam that all these newbies kiss even the smalles ass in hopes to move up the ass kissing ladder ? But on a more serious note  scence my nice is celebs i would Kiss the followin five in the following order 1. Katie Holmes 2. Christina Aguilera 3. Denise Richards 4. Jennifer Lopez (but only when it is not so fat )5. Laetitia Casta Mailman. |
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10-22-2001, 05:27 AM
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10-22-2001, 06:00 AM
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I still say Jenna's ass! There is no comparison
Speaking of Jenna where has she disappeared to? she used to be on here but haven't seen her in here for ages. Wolfshade ------------------ Wolfshade's Moneymakers Get paid per minute at Dialerclopedia, per run at Nodialercash, or be a sponsor yourself!!! It's the choice of an Adult generation! ICQ#49873955 [email protected] |
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10-22-2001, 06:22 AM
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TAM's AZZ....
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10-22-2001, 07:26 AM
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Would you kiss this ass ? <img src=http://64.62.61.44/adult_cdn/01078ABAAVAAAABQDvmuYSYzjPggpWFZjbRQGm23I3wIFGtu.G .BAMFz5xZHZSOEGStv.H0UVmXDAaqjDyoQPWBJWmGsHwhY1xT0 jf0Q_K2DEfaezGNACEZCvcQ--/17.jpg>
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10-22-2001, 07:27 AM
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eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww
FUCK NO not with all those PIMPLES on it |
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10-22-2001, 07:29 AM
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I'd kiss Jenna's ass any day
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10-22-2001, 07:49 AM
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Really? anybody got her icq number>? I would really like to talk to this lovely humanbeing! |
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10-22-2001, 08:56 AM
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I'd Kiss Richard Geres ass, MMM Or Brad Pitt's , Ohh no got me thinking I should break out the toys now, lol
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10-22-2001, 03:05 PM
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Forrest you Dum Dum
Will you quit the jealous act? I realy can't help it that your poor excuse for a bannerfarm eh oops! I meant board gets about 2 and half posts a day Wolfshade ------------------ Wolfshade's Moneymakers Get paid per minute at Dialerclopedia, per run at Nodialercash, or be a sponsor yourself!!! It's the choice of an Adult generation! ICQ#49873955 [email protected] |
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10-22-2001, 03:27 PM
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Asskissing ... I'd kiss Cristina A's ass anyday
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10-22-2001, 03:29 PM
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Oh sorry Aaron.. we must have a reason for it.
Well, I'd kiss her ass to f*ck her and take some of her money after that |
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10-22-2001, 03:48 PM
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what does a good ass kisser get nowadays? you guys are the coolest!! and the GFY board rocks. hahaha
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