The $1000 challenge.. hear me rapping - GoFuckYourself.com

MrMaxwell · 11-22-2011, 07:36 AM

If anyone pays me $1000 I will post the incredibly embarassing rap song I found that was created when I was loaded out of my mind. Complete with audio.

Si · 11-22-2011, 07:44 AM

Is it worth it?

CaptainHowdy · 11-22-2011, 07:47 AM

5 dollars - Paxum ...

MrMaxwell · 11-22-2011, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si

Is it worth it?

Well it's only 20-30 seconds
But it sure is funny

v4 media · 11-22-2011, 08:19 AM

I'll send you the yeast off my nutsack and 14 euro cents. that do.

Why, really, why would anyone send you a grand for basically nothing?

MrMaxwell · 11-22-2011, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v4 media

I'll send you the yeast off my nutsack and 14 euro cents. that do.

Why, really, why would anyone send you a grand for basically nothing?

Because what the hell a grand ain't a lot of monies see

B.Barnato · 11-22-2011, 10:25 AM

15 dollars - paypal

does it come with publishing rights?

MrMaxwell · 11-22-2011, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato

15 dollars - paypal

does it come with publishing rights?

No no rights and fifteen bucks won't do it

seeandsee · 11-22-2011, 10:36 AM

5$ bid over here, 240 hours till end of auction

L-Pink · 11-22-2011, 10:38 AM

Is your g/f in the video? Are you wearing a straight-jacket?

.

MrMaxwell · 11-22-2011, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Is your g/f in the video? Are you wearing a straight-jacket?

.

No, and not yet
YOU can have the audio file WITH rights for HALF price.

bigluv · 11-22-2011, 11:04 AM

You are not understanding the concept - people want to see people who HAVE dignity making fools of themselves. Guys like yourself who have no dignity and are already fools don't have any draw.

MrMaxwell · 11-24-2011, 07:29 AM

No takers, fine, I will drop the price. I'm cutting it in H A L F. Five bills, and it comes with full rights for an extra bill. Let us conduct some bidness yo

ZeroHero · 11-24-2011, 07:44 AM

if someone does that or simular sume i will do it now cuz i'm in the studio with the producers

MrMaxwell · 11-24-2011, 07:47 AM

Someone should. If I had the right alcohol, and a good mic, I could make a lot of money. My raps wouldn't be very good, and so, they would sell, because it's 2011?

"Ya feel me mane?"

LOL

ZeroHero · 11-24-2011, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Someone should. If I had the right alcohol, and a good mic, I could make a lot of money. My raps wouldn't be very good, and so, they would sell, because it's 2011?

"Ya feel me mane?"

LOL

me feel ya biatch

MrMaxwell · 11-24-2011, 07:57 AM

I will get the $500.. here is a teaser. Now please keep in mind, this was all written when I was wasted out of my fucking MIND

I spank the bitches and women love me, the men all hate me man they wanna club me
I'm like hey asshole what's up dude you lost your woman and now ya screwed
I decided to spank your WII so I put it in her butt and she said OH MIII*
You look real rich and can't pull a bitch saw u and ya friends all alone drivin' a benz

Go see a workin girl and she took your money I just laugh cause I think it's funny
Get a wife cause she's so nice put your balls on a shelf cause she bad for your health
She made ya say yes dear now you feel real queer better go drink some off brand beer

Go see a woman and I'm not nice wanna see me she pay the price
I'm like hi baby you're my slut then she beg me to spank that butt
I may be poor but you a clown and all my ladies still go down
What you want you know I have I get head drivin down cedar ave

Wanna have fun¿ I pack my gun, look straight up you'll see the sun man I ain't the one
Never did prison but jail was easy now I'm movin up like george and weezy
Can't afford proper counsel but the police treat me good, the judge roll his eyes and think I should

Do a little better be a go getter

Never put my guns away cause I'm stupid and crazy always hustlin so I won't get lazy

*Disclaimer: I don't touch women who belong to someone else, and I don't make up stupid words, but I was drunk and it was 2010 rap.

ZeroHero · 11-24-2011, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I will get the $500.. here is a teaser. Now please keep in mind, this was all written when I was wasted out of my fucking MIND

I spank the bitches and women love me, the men all hate me man they wanna club me
I'm like hey asshole what's up dude you lost your woman and now ya screwed
I decided to spank your WII so I put it in her butt and she said OH MIII*
You look real rich and can't pull a bitch saw u and ya friends all alone drivin' a benz

Go see a workin girl and she took your money I just laugh cause I think it's funny
Get a wife cause she's so nice put your balls on a shelf cause she bad for your health
She made ya say yes dear now you feel real queer better go drink some off brand beer

Go see a woman and I'm not nice wanna see me she pay the price
I'm like hi baby you're my slut then she beg me to spank that butt
I may be poor but you a clown and all my ladies still go down
What you want you know I have I get head drivin down cedar ave

Wanna have fun¿ I pack my gun, look straight up you'll see the sun man I ain't the one
Never did prison but jail was easy now I'm movin up like george and weezy
Can't afford proper counsel but the police treat me good, the judge roll his eyes and think I should

Do a little better be a go getter

Never put my guns away cause I'm stupid and crazy always hustlin so I won't get lazy

*Disclaimer: I don't touch women who belong to someone else, and I don't make up stupid words, but I was drunk and it was 2010 rap.

what? no freestyle man ? me no like , this should be award for freestyle , if someone open a contest i'll make a song today asap

MrMaxwell · 11-24-2011, 08:21 AM

I'm bored today so I'm going to attempt to translate my own rhymes.

I spank the bitches and women love me, the men all hate me man they wanna club me
Some women are women and some bitches are bitches but normal men hate me because my lady friends travel me and enjoy being spanked while these regular guys are busy spending a fortune on dinner and flowers and chasing women because they'll never figure out that acting that way is a good way to be sure the women want anyone except for them.

I'm like hey asshole what's up dude you lost your woman and now ya screwed
Hey pal you should not have been such a moron, because now your woman left with all of your money, idiot.

I decided to spank your WII so I put it in her butt and she said OH MIII*
You look real rich and can't pull a bitch saw u and ya friends all alone drivin' a benz
Ha Ha Ha, you are wealthy, your wife takes all of your money and you can't pull a bitch no matter how much money your creepy ass makes.

Go see a workin girl and she took your money I just laugh cause I think it's funny
Get a wife cause she's so nice put your balls on a shelf cause she bad for your health
She made ya say yes dear now you feel real queer better go drink some off brand beer
This verse blunty and vividly illustrates in text the common trials and tribulations of the average modern day male.

Go see a woman and I'm not nice wanna see me she pay the price
I am very aggressive and demanding and ballsy because women love it, or fuck them.

I'm like hi baby you're my slut then she beg me to spank that butt
I just love to call a naughty girl dirty names

I may be poor but you a clown and all my ladies still go down
What you want you know I have I get head drivin down cedar ave
You make $500,000 per year and haven't had a blowjob in six weeks, and you dress like a clown, not a clown like a clown - but literally, like a clown, you moron.

Wanna have fun¿ I pack my gun, look straight up you'll see the sun man I ain't the one
I'm drunk and there is a loaded shotgun here with me and I am impossible to sneak up on.

Never did prison but jail was easy now I'm movin up like george and weezy
Every rap song must mention jail or prison and/or coming up

Can't afford proper counsel but the police treat me good, the judge roll his eyes and think I should I have no money for a lawyer, but I am just white enough that the police and the judge give me somewhat of a chance.

Do a little better be a go getter
Don't sleep until 2pm any more, and leave the state of fucking Kansas some fucking day

Never put my guns away cause I'm stupid and crazy always hustlin so I won't get lazy
Hustlin' what, you clown? You have six dollars and some lint..

Conclusion:
I should not ever drink.
Unless I want to end up owning a G5.

MrMaxwell · 11-24-2011, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LIQUIDER

what? no freestyle man ? me no like , this should be award for freestyle , if someone open a contest i'll make a song today asap

Yeah right let me get some adderall first
But
Seeing me try to freestyle while drunk would be worth a fortune

ZeroHero · 11-24-2011, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I'm bored today so I'm going to attempt to translate my own rhymes.

I spank the bitches and women love me, the men all hate me man they wanna club me
Some women are women and some bitches are bitches but normal men hate me because my lady friends travel me and enjoy being spanked while these regular guys are busy spending a fortune on dinner and flowers and chasing women because they'll never figure out that acting that way is a good way to be sure the women want anyone except for them.

I'm like hey asshole what's up dude you lost your woman and now ya screwed
Hey pal you should not have been such a moron, because now your woman left with all of your money, idiot.

I decided to spank your WII so I put it in her butt and she said OH MIII*
You look real rich and can't pull a bitch saw u and ya friends all alone drivin' a benz
Ha Ha Ha, you are wealthy, your wife takes all of your money and you can't pull a bitch no matter how much money your creepy ass makes.

Go see a workin girl and she took your money I just laugh cause I think it's funny
Get a wife cause she's so nice put your balls on a shelf cause she bad for your health
She made ya say yes dear now you feel real queer better go drink some off brand beer
This verse blunty and vividly illustrates in text the common trials and tribulations of the average modern day male.

Go see a woman and I'm not nice wanna see me she pay the price
I am very aggressive and demanding and ballsy because women love it, or fuck them.

I'm like hi baby you're my slut then she beg me to spank that butt
I just love to call a naughty girl dirty names

I may be poor but you a clown and all my ladies still go down
What you want you know I have I get head drivin down cedar ave
You make $500,000 per year and haven't had a blowjob in six weeks, and you dress like a clown, not a clown like a clown - but literally, like a clown, you moron.

Wanna have fun¿ I pack my gun, look straight up you'll see the sun man I ain't the one
I'm drunk and there is a loaded shotgun here with me and I am impossible to sneak up on.

Never did prison but jail was easy now I'm movin up like george and weezy
Every rap song must mention jail or prison and/or coming up

Can't afford proper counsel but the police treat me good, the judge roll his eyes and think I should I have no money for a lawyer, but I am just white enough that the police and the judge give me somewhat of a chance.

Do a little better be a go getter
Don't sleep until 2pm any more, and leave the state of fucking Kansas some fucking day

Never put my guns away cause I'm stupid and crazy always hustlin so I won't get lazy
Hustlin' what, you clown? You have six dollars and some lint..

Conclusion:
I should not ever drink.
Unless I want to end up owning a G5.

we cant HEAR you rappin' we are reading poetry or something

MrMaxwell · 11-24-2011, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LIQUIDER

we cant HEAR you rappin' we are reading poetry or something

Those are translations

You wanna hear it you got to pay ... and I don't even think I rapped the whole thing, I think I fell asleep

ZeroHero · 11-24-2011, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Those are translations

You wanna hear it you got to pay ... and I don't even think I rapped the whole thing, I think I fell asleep

i can belive that you can make a great tune to pay you , maybe i'm wrong , but stilll ...

WarChild · 11-24-2011, 08:33 AM

If you spent half as much time working at a minimum wage job as you do coming up with stupid fucking ideas that will never make you a dime maybe you wouldn't have to sponge off of a sick woman. You're a fucking parasite and nothing more.

MrMaxwell · 11-24-2011, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

If you spent half as much time working at a minimum wage job as you do coming up with stupid fucking ideas that will never make you a dime maybe you wouldn't have to sponge off of a sick woman. You're a fucking parasite and nothing more.

I have a huge problem with focus. When I am able to focus in and work a real idea, I always made money, quite a bit of it. Do I think some drunken rap I found on my drive is going to turn into a rap career? What the fuck do you think?

I don't cause anyone financial harm. My lady friends who traveled me are not poor. They make and have a lot of money. A lot of money. Several have made and kept much more thanks to advice I've given. Another thing, too, is that I am not greedy- I do not take advantage

Always- always- I would fly coach or rent the least expensive vehicle (or pay the difference between the ecco and the boat) ..... so as not to be a big expense for them

We're talking about women who could burn a grand in front of you just for giggles
They weren't multi millionaires but fixed and fixed good

For the thousandth time. How am I sponging off of my woman while she is sick? I paid for everything for her. Rent, car plates, food, etc. Now she is living with me. Oh I know I am terrible because I had no money left to send her to the doctor. Well, she would have been on the street without me so fuck you.

Ordinarily I have a "fuck a bitch, a bitch is a bitch" attitude - because I have been forced to - but when I find one like her, I want to try. I prefer one good woman to 1000 hoes.

MrMaxwell · 11-24-2011, 08:42 AM

And another thing war child - I won't forget you telling me to put her down when I posted about her being sick. If you and me ever end up doing business directly or indirectly, your ass is mine, pal. I will bankrupt YOU.

ZeroHero · 11-24-2011, 08:59 AM

That was a nice freestyle by WarChild , you should learn from him , Mr Maxwell

WarChild · 11-24-2011, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

And another thing war child - I won't forget you telling me to put her down when I posted about her being sick. If you and me ever end up doing business directly or indirectly, your ass is mine, pal. I will bankrupt YOU.

I don't need anybody to pick up dog shit at the moment so I can't see ever doing business with your broke and stupid ass. The only think you're going to bankrupt is whatever unfortunate fatty is falling for your bullshit at that moment.

MrMaxwell · 11-24-2011, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

I don't need anybody to pick up dog shit at the moment so I can't see ever doing business with your broke and stupid ass. The only think you're going to bankrupt is whatever unfortunate fatty is falling for your bullshit at that moment.

Oh I see and now according to you, she's supposedly fat?

ZeroHero · 11-24-2011, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

I don't need anybody to pick up dog shit at the moment so I can't see ever doing business with your broke and stupid ass. The only think you're going to bankrupt is whatever unfortunate fatty is falling for your bullshit at that moment.

I like you freestyle WarChild , do you want to record some tunes ?

_Richard_ · 11-24-2011, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

If you spent half as much time working at a minimum wage job as you do coming up with stupid fucking ideas that will never make you a dime maybe you wouldn't have to sponge off of a sick woman. You're a fucking parasite and nothing more.

he's at $25.14 so far..

WarChild · 11-24-2011, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_

he's at $25.14 so far..

I'll match it and make it a whoppin $50.28 if he stops posting here on GFY. That's a pretty good deal since it's roughly double what he makes in a month.

ZeroHero · 11-24-2011, 11:16 AM

Mr Maxwell lost the rap battle

mineistaken · 11-24-2011, 11:46 AM

did you get drunk again?

WarChild · 11-24-2011, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LIQUIDER

Mr Maxwell lost the rap battle

Since he lost at life too it's not really a surprise.

Matyko · 11-24-2011, 12:05 PM

CHICKS do nastier things for five fucking bucks on www.fiverr.com

MrMaxwell · 11-24-2011, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

I'll match it and make it a whoppin $50.28 if he stops posting here on GFY. That's a pretty good deal since it's roughly double what he makes in a month.

Tell you what, self proclaimed money man baller there, pay me $3,222 and I will not post on GFY for five years.

MrMaxwell · 11-24-2011, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken

did you get drunk again?

Nope.. it's been three months today if I have the date right

MrMaxwell · 11-24-2011, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

Since he lost at life too it's not really a surprise.

I ain't DONE yet pal

WarChild · 11-24-2011, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Tell you what, self proclaimed money man baller there, pay me $3,222 and I will not post on GFY for five years.

Sorry, you're only worth $25.14 to me. That's being pretty generous too.

MrMaxwell · 11-25-2011, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

Sorry, you're only worth $25.14 to me. That's being pretty generous too.

Ah, yes, but the lack of me would be worth $3,222 to a big money baller man... pocket change, for you? And when you think about it - a hitman would probably cost in excess of $10,000 if you want one who won't fuck shit up and get you caught up - So consider it

WarChild · 11-25-2011, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Ah, yes, but the lack of me would be worth $3,222 to a big money baller man... pocket change, for you? And when you think about it - a hitman would probably cost in excess of $10,000 if you want one who won't fuck shit up and get you caught up - So consider it

I didn't say I was a baller, you just assumed it because you're poor. I will however be spending more money on dinner tonight than your fatty spends feeding your broke ass in a month.

ZeroHero · 11-25-2011, 10:27 AM

the rappin' battle continue

with the resident DJ Liquider , go Guys

WarChild · 11-25-2011, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LIQUIDER

the rappin' battle continue

with the resident DJ Liquider , go Guys

I don't do that rap because this is what I figure
if you're gonna do the rap you'd better be a fucking
black guy

ZeroHero · 11-25-2011, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

I don't do that rap because this is what I figure
if you're gonna do the rap you'd better be a fucking
black guy

I say rappin' battle becouse you give good advices to Mr. M. cuz he is "rappin" something here and he doesnt listen to you !
it's not about rappin at all , however i respect your conversation in this thread and that's why i'm the resident DJ here and i dont need to be a black dude at all

Go Go

in the end i'm jumpin' in this thread in positive way

WarChild · 11-25-2011, 10:41 AM

crash_jackson · 11-25-2011, 10:46 AM

lol dude... wtf?

MrMaxwell · 11-25-2011, 10:48 AM

You two don't know shit. I know a thing or two about the rap game. I know someone personally who got pretty big in it. We fell out because of I told him his newest raps fucking suck, and they sure enough do. Too bad, I speak my mind. Not saying who because you would not believe me.. And I am not one to drop names. But I know a thing or two.

Stick to this, it's more your speed, you clowns

porno jew · 11-25-2011, 10:49 AM

make some more youtube videos.

MrMaxwell · 11-25-2011, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew

make some more youtube videos.

Oh jesus christ someone knows about those?

11-22-2011, 07:36 AM	#1
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	The $1000 challenge.. hear me rapping If anyone pays me $1000 I will post the incredibly embarassing rap song I found that was created when I was loaded out of my mind. Complete with audio.

11-22-2011, 07:47 AM	#3
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11-24-2011, 08:33 AM	#24
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11-22-2011, 08:19 AM	#5
v4 media Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Spain Posts: 2,934	I'll send you the yeast off my nutsack and 14 euro cents. that do. Why, really, why would anyone send you a grand for basically nothing?

11-22-2011, 10:25 AM	#7
B.Barnato So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,618	15 dollars - paypal does it come with publishing rights?

11-22-2011, 10:38 AM	#10
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11-22-2011, 11:04 AM	#12
bigluv Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 850	You are not understanding the concept - people want to see people who HAVE dignity making fools of themselves. Guys like yourself who have no dignity and are already fools don't have any draw.

11-24-2011, 07:29 AM	#13
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	No takers, fine, I will drop the price. I'm cutting it in H A L F. Five bills, and it comes with full rights for an extra bill. Let us conduct some bidness yo

11-24-2011, 07:44 AM	#14
ZeroHero So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Westbahnhof Posts: 15,336	if someone does that or simular sume i will do it now cuz i'm in the studio with the producers

11-24-2011, 07:47 AM	#15
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Someone should. If I had the right alcohol, and a good mic, I could make a lot of money. My raps wouldn't be very good, and so, they would sell, because it's 2011? "Ya feel me mane?" LOL

11-24-2011, 07:57 AM	#17
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	I will get the $500.. here is a teaser. Now please keep in mind, this was all written when I was wasted out of my fucking MIND I spank the bitches and women love me, the men all hate me man they wanna club me I'm like hey asshole what's up dude you lost your woman and now ya screwed I decided to spank your WII so I put it in her butt and she said OH MIII* You look real rich and can't pull a bitch saw u and ya friends all alone drivin' a benz Go see a workin girl and she took your money I just laugh cause I think it's funny Get a wife cause she's so nice put your balls on a shelf cause she bad for your health She made ya say yes dear now you feel real queer better go drink some off brand beer Go see a woman and I'm not nice wanna see me she pay the price I'm like hi baby you're my slut then she beg me to spank that butt I may be poor but you a clown and all my ladies still go down What you want you know I have I get head drivin down cedar ave Wanna have fun¿ I pack my gun, look straight up you'll see the sun man I ain't the one Never did prison but jail was easy now I'm movin up like george and weezy Can't afford proper counsel but the police treat me good, the judge roll his eyes and think I should Do a little better be a go getter Never put my guns away cause I'm stupid and crazy always hustlin so I won't get lazy Disclaimer: I don't touch women who belong to someone else, and I don't make up stupid words, but I was drunk and it was 2010 rap*.

11-24-2011, 08:21 AM	#19
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	I'm bored today so I'm going to attempt to translate my own rhymes. I spank the bitches and women love me, the men all hate me man they wanna club me Some women are women and some bitches are bitches but normal men hate me because my lady friends travel me and enjoy being spanked while these regular guys are busy spending a fortune on dinner and flowers and chasing women because they'll never figure out that acting that way is a good way to be sure the women want anyone except for them. I'm like hey asshole what's up dude you lost your woman and now ya screwed Hey pal you should not have been such a moron, because now your woman left with all of your money, idiot. I decided to spank your WII so I put it in her butt and she said OH MIII* You look real rich and can't pull a bitch saw u and ya friends all alone drivin' a benz Ha Ha Ha, you are wealthy, your wife takes all of your money and you can't pull a bitch no matter how much money your creepy ass makes. Go see a workin girl and she took your money I just laugh cause I think it's funny Get a wife cause she's so nice put your balls on a shelf cause she bad for your health She made ya say yes dear now you feel real queer better go drink some off brand beer This verse blunty and vividly illustrates in text the common trials and tribulations of the average modern day male. Go see a woman and I'm not nice wanna see me she pay the price I am very aggressive and demanding and ballsy because women love it, or fuck them. I'm like hi baby you're my slut then she beg me to spank that butt I just love to call a naughty girl dirty names I may be poor but you a clown and all my ladies still go down What you want you know I have I get head drivin down cedar ave You make $500,000 per year and haven't had a blowjob in six weeks, and you dress like a clown, not a clown like a clown - but literally, like a clown, you moron. Wanna have fun¿ I pack my gun, look straight up you'll see the sun man I ain't the one I'm drunk and there is a loaded shotgun here with me and I am impossible to sneak up on. Never did prison but jail was easy now I'm movin up like george and weezy Every rap song must mention jail or prison and/or coming up Can't afford proper counsel but the police treat me good, the judge roll his eyes and think I should I have no money for a lawyer, but I am just white enough that the police and the judge give me somewhat of a chance. Do a little better be a go getter Don't sleep until 2pm any more, and leave the state of fucking Kansas some fucking day Never put my guns away cause I'm stupid and crazy always hustlin so I won't get lazy Hustlin' what, you clown? You have six dollars and some lint.. Conclusion: I should not ever drink. Unless I want to end up owning a G5.

11-24-2011, 08:42 AM	#26
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	And another thing war child - I won't forget you telling me to put her down when I posted about her being sick. If you and me ever end up doing business directly or indirectly, your ass is mine, pal. I will bankrupt YOU.

11-24-2011, 08:59 AM	#27
ZeroHero So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Westbahnhof Posts: 15,336	That was a nice freestyle by WarChild , you should learn from him , Mr Maxwell

11-24-2011, 11:16 AM	#33
ZeroHero So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Westbahnhof Posts: 15,336	Mr Maxwell lost the rap battle

11-24-2011, 11:46 AM	#34
mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	did you get drunk again?

11-25-2011, 10:27 AM	#43
ZeroHero So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Westbahnhof Posts: 15,336	the rappin' battle continue with the resident DJ Liquider , go Guys

11-25-2011, 10:41 AM	#46
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11-25-2011, 10:46 AM	#47
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11-25-2011, 10:48 AM	#48
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	You two don't know shit. I know a thing or two about the rap game. I know someone personally who got pretty big in it. We fell out because of I told him his newest raps fucking suck, and they sure enough do. Too bad, I speak my mind. Not saying who because you would not believe me.. And I am not one to drop names. But I know a thing or two. Stick to this, it's more your speed, you clowns Last edited by MrMaxwell; 11-25-2011 at 10:50 AM..

11-25-2011, 10:49 AM	#49
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