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freesexxwebsite · 07-29-2006, 12:43 AM

How the jews got 10 commandments

God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that

will make your lives better."

And the Arabs asked, "What are Commandments? Can you give us an example?

"Thou shalt not kill."

"Not kill?? No way! We're not interested."

So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."

And the Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,

"Honor thy Father and Mother."

"Father? Yo maan, can't tell who our fathers are, maan!"

So He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."

And the Mexicans wanted an example, and the Lord said,

"Thou shalt not steal."

No steal? No steal??? Hey Senor, we no steal then how we live,

huh?? Gracias, but no!"

He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."

The French wanted an example and the Lord said,

"Thou shalt not commit adultery."

"Not commit ze adultery..?? Non, non, monsieur, we French, we must

have ze romance."

He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."

"Commandments?" they asked, "how much do they cost?"

"They're free."

"We'll take 10."

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Firehorse · 07-29-2006, 12:48 AM

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freesexxwebsite · 07-29-2006, 12:53 AM

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He would have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy, if the Pope won, they would have to leave.

The Jewish people met and picked an aged but wise Rabbi, Moishe, to represent them in the debate. However, as Moishe spoke no Italian and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they all agreed that it would be a hahaha8220;silenthahaha8221; debate.

On the chosen day, the Pope and Rabbi Moishe sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Rabbi Moishe looked back and raised one finger.

Next the Pope waved his finger around his head. Rabbi Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat.

The Pope then brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine. Rabbi Moishe pulled out an apple.

With that, the Pope stood up and declared that he was beaten, that Rabbi Moishe was too clever and that the Jews could stay.

Later, the Cardinals met with the Pope, asking what had happened.

The Pope said, hahaha8220;First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He
responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there is still only one God common to both our beliefs. Then, I waved my finger to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us of all our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin. He had me beaten and I could not continue.hahaha8221;

Meanwhile the Jewish community were gathered around Rabbi Moishe. hahaha8220;What happened?hahaha8221; they asked.

hahaha8220;Well,hahaha8221; said Moishe, hahaha8220;First he said to me that we had three days to get out of Italy, so I said to him, Up yours! Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews and I said to him, wehahaha8217;re staying right here.hahaha8221;

hahaha8220;And then what,hahaha8221; asked a woman.

hahaha8220;Who knows?hahaha8221; said Moishe, hahaha8220;He took out his lunch so I took out mine.hahaha8221;

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Firehorse · 07-29-2006, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elixir

gooodmorning

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@Firehorse
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freesexxwebsite Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,845	How the jews got 10 commandments God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better." And the Arabs asked, "What are Commandments? Can you give us an example? "Thou shalt not kill." "Not kill?? No way! We're not interested." So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments." And the Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother." "Father? Yo maan, can't tell who our fathers are, maan!" So He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." And the Mexicans wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not steal." No steal? No steal??? Hey Senor, we no steal then how we live, huh?? Gracias, but no!" He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not commit adultery." "Not commit ze adultery..?? Non, non, monsieur, we French, we must have ze romance." He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments." "Commandments?" they asked, "how much do they cost?" "They're free." "We'll take 10."

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freesexxwebsite Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,845	Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He would have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy, if the Pope won, they would have to leave. The Jewish people met and picked an aged but wise Rabbi, Moishe, to represent them in the debate. However, as Moishe spoke no Italian and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they all agreed that it would be a hahaha8220;silenthahaha8221; debate. On the chosen day, the Pope and Rabbi Moishe sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Rabbi Moishe looked back and raised one finger. Next the Pope waved his finger around his head. Rabbi Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat. The Pope then brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine. Rabbi Moishe pulled out an apple. With that, the Pope stood up and declared that he was beaten, that Rabbi Moishe was too clever and that the Jews could stay. Later, the Cardinals met with the Pope, asking what had happened. The Pope said, hahaha8220;First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there is still only one God common to both our beliefs. Then, I waved my finger to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us of all our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin. He had me beaten and I could not continue.hahaha8221; Meanwhile the Jewish community were gathered around Rabbi Moishe. hahaha8220;What happened?hahaha8221; they asked. hahaha8220;Well,hahaha8221; said Moishe, hahaha8220;First he said to me that we had three days to get out of Italy, so I said to him, Up yours! Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews and I said to him, wehahaha8217;re staying right here.hahaha8221; hahaha8220;And then what,hahaha8221; asked a woman. hahaha8220;Who knows?hahaha8221; said Moishe, hahaha8220;He took out his lunch so I took out mine.hahaha8221;

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