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Adult Warden · 08-30-2006, 09:31 PM

100 Assumptions and misleading thread titles

notabook · 08-30-2006, 09:31 PM

LOOK GOD DAMN IT, I?ve told you since DAY ONE that BoyAlley is NOT queer. It?s just an act so he ends up getting more pussy in one week than any straight man could ever imagine of getting in his entire life. BoyAlley trolls specifically for Christian pussy ? he starts telling them he?s gay using his polished queer act and they quickly fall for it. A few hours later he?s banging one, if not three, at the same time. You see, nothing makes chicks of Christ wetter than trying to please their god, and they are willing to go to ANY lengths to do what they feel is ?right?.

And friends, let me ask you, what is more important to a Christian than saving someone?s soul? To them, nothing. So they gladly fuck a gay guy in the attempts to ?make him straight?. BoyAlley got into this racket long ago and he?s banged more Christian pussy than Pat Robertson. He?s a god among men, a true mastermind when it comes to subversive behavior. I salute him for teaching me what needs to be done in order to get me laid on a Saturday night. Thank you Boyalley! Thank you!

8ball · 08-30-2006, 09:32 PM

Making a name for yourself and donating tons of money in the process = only good business.

Can't wait for that video!

Adult Warden · 08-30-2006, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

LOOK GOD DAMN IT, I?ve told you since DAY ONE that BoyAlley is NOT queer. It?s just an act so he ends up getting more pussy in one week than any straight man could ever imagine of getting in his entire life. BoyAlley trolls specifically for Christian pussy ? he starts telling them he?s gay using his polished queer act and they quickly fall for it. A few hours later he?s banging one (if not three) at the same time. You see, nothing makes chicks of Christ wetter than trying to please their god, and they are willing to go to ANY lengths to do what they feel is ?right?.

And friends, let me ask you, what is more important to a Christian than saving someone?s soul? To them, nothing. So they gladly fuck a gay guy in the attempts to ?make him straight?. BoyAlley got into this racket long ago and he?s banged more Christian pussy than Pat Robertson. He?s a god among men, a true mastermind when it comes to subversive behavior. I salute him for teaching me what needs to be done in order to get me laid on a Saturday night. Thank you Boyalley! Thank you!

Your posts are always too long to read

NickPapageorgio · 08-30-2006, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook

LOOK GOD DAMN IT, I?ve told you since DAY ONE that BoyAlley is NOT queer. It?s just an act so he ends up getting more pussy in one week than any straight man could ever imagine of getting in his entire life. BoyAlley trolls specifically for Christian pussy ? he starts telling them he?s gay using his polished queer act and they quickly fall for it. A few hours later he?s banging one, if not three, at the same time. You see, nothing makes chicks of Christ wetter than trying to please their god, and they are willing to go to ANY lengths to do what they feel is ?right?.

And friends, let me ask you, what is more important to a Christian than saving someone?s soul? To them, nothing. So they gladly fuck a gay guy in the attempts to ?make him straight?. BoyAlley got into this racket long ago and he?s banged more Christian pussy than Pat Robertson. He?s a god among men, a true mastermind when it comes to subversive behavior. I salute him for teaching me what needs to be done in order to get me laid on a Saturday night. Thank you Boyalley! Thank you!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-30-2006, 09:33 PM

mr soul whoever you are, you're a fucking idiot

i back up the fag

Adult Warden · 08-30-2006, 09:33 PM

I wonder if Xbiz and AVN and FSC will be covering the eating of the hat story

mikeyddddd · 08-30-2006, 09:40 PM

Carry on.

notabook · 08-30-2006, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adult Warden

Your posts are always too long to read

Sorry Warden =( I type a lot so that my anxiety attacks don?t flare up at night, if I stop thinking about various shit at night sometimes they get bad and I feel worse than a cat that?s just got ran over by me.

8ball · 08-30-2006, 09:41 PM

wrong thread

edit.

Mr. Soul · 08-30-2006, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 8ball

Making a name for yourself and donating tons of money in the process = only good business.

Can't wait for that video!

It's not fine to pretend to have celebrities vouching for you. That's not right.

If I'm wrong I will apologize to BoyAlley, make the donation, and eat my hat.

IF I'm wrong. I'm usually right. And this appears to be no exception.

Adult Warden · 08-30-2006, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Soul

If I'm wrong I will apologize to BoyAlley, make the donation, and eat my hat.

And be banned?

theking · 08-30-2006, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Soul

It's not fine to pretend to have celebrities vouching for you. That's not right.

If I'm wrong I will apologize to BoyAlley, make the donation, and eat my hat.

IF I'm wrong. I'm usually right. And this appears to be no exception.

I have never known you to be right about much of anything...Richy boy.

8ball · 08-30-2006, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Soul

It's not fine to pretend to have celebrities vouching for you. That's not right.

If I'm wrong I will apologize to BoyAlley, make the donation, and eat my hat.

IF I'm wrong. I'm usually right. And this appears to be no exception.

Only fair.

Belinda · 08-30-2006, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Soul

It's not fine to pretend to have celebrities vouching for you. That's not right.

If I'm wrong I will apologize to BoyAlley, make the donation, and eat my hat.

IF I'm wrong. I'm usually right. And this appears to be no exception.

I think you should edit your sig...

Webby · 08-30-2006, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking

I have never known you to be right about much of anything...Richy boy.

Pathfinder, thought you were so offended you were never coming back here till a mod banned someone of your chosing?

Back to follow up with your favorite obsessions General?

Mr. Soul · 08-30-2006, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belinda

I think you should edit your sig...

What's wrong with it? What would you like me to change?

bknoob · 08-30-2006, 10:01 PM

Hey Mr. Soul, I think you get a free jacket for this thread (longest thread of the week)

Belinda · 08-30-2006, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Soul

What's wrong with it? What would you like me to change?

Maybe you spelled DONTATE that way on purpose.. if you did then I wouldn't change a thing

PMdave · 08-30-2006, 10:04 PM

Congrats Mr Soul you've just made teh Boyalley more popular. I'm guessing you and he discussed on how to het some extra attention on ICQ and decided this thread was be a great idea.

I'm gay for teh BoyAlley*
Rock on boy!

Juicy D. Links · 08-30-2006, 10:06 PM

Ok someone give me cliffnotes

Mr. Soul · 08-30-2006, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belinda

Maybe you spelled DONTATE that way on purpose.. if you did then I wouldn't change a thing

You must be hallucinating or something.

Belinda · 08-30-2006, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Soul

You must be hallucinating or something.

Guess so..

baddog · 08-30-2006, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Soul

Doesn't change the fact that he's an attention whore

Mr. Soul · 08-30-2006, 10:22 PM

yeah Baddog I guess you have to be an attention whore to call someone out for their bullshit.

BoyAlley · 08-30-2006, 10:31 PM

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Via GFY.com
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Via GFYBoard.com
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baddog · 08-30-2006, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

By M.O mr clicks is referring to "Motus Operundi"

word up

Really? I thought it was modus operandi

baddog · 08-30-2006, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

My favorite part about this thread is finding out that I'm a GFY Celebrity after all these years. Shouldn't I get a cool jacket or something?

My life is now complete!

I was actually jealous of you when I read that.

baddog · 08-30-2006, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adult Warden

I wonder if Xbiz and AVN and FSC will be covering the eating of the hat story

www.PRadult.com sure will.

CDSmith · 08-30-2006, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

My favorite part about this thread is finding out that I'm a GFY Celebrity after all these years. Shouldn't I get a cool jacket or something?

My life is now complete!

Have I ever kissed your ass?

If your answer is no I think our friend mr Soul should eat TWO hats. :D

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-30-2006, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Soul

...I'm usually right.....

most people who are full of themselves and are idiots think the same

stickyfingerz · 08-30-2006, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Really? I thought it was modus operandi

I already corrected him hehe. see a few posts after his ;)

sharp · 08-30-2006, 11:02 PM

great thread. let's see the video!

BoyAlley · 08-30-2006, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astar

great thread. let's see the video!

This is honestly your idea of a great thread?

Pathetic.

soulbleed · 08-30-2006, 11:05 PM

hes not gay.

Mr. Soul · 08-30-2006, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I was actually jealous of you when I read that.

you were on the list

JD · 08-30-2006, 11:15 PM

Mr. Soul: I hope you're hungry man. I've got a previously white (now brown) hat that might taste nice. I drink a lot so you'll most likey get a buzz from it. lmk

BoyAlley: I've got MAD respect for you and what you're doing for the FSC/Adult in general. Even though you've got to be the gayest of the gayest people I've ever "met" I'd gladly call you my brutha from anotha mutha.

baddog · 08-30-2006, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Soul

you were on the list

No list I have seen.

Damian_Maxcash · 08-30-2006, 11:49 PM

Everyone seems to be missing the real drama in this thread - JTF has been muzzled for 2 weeks.

Epic have finaly realized he was doing more harm than good and/or its part of the deal they have undoubtably made to get PD back on the board.

Either way we are going to need this MrSoul around to keep the drama levels up.

Mr. Soul · 08-31-2006, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

No list I have seen.

someone made a poll. it was terrible so no one noticed.

Bladewire · 08-31-2006, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

This is honestly your idea of a great thread?

Pathetic.

Dude why are you even focused on this thread?

I've sent you ICQ's the last 3 days about business and you haven't responded, yet you're glued to these GFY threads. I don't get it

baddog · 08-31-2006, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Soul

someone made a poll. it was terrible so no one noticed.

I saw it, I was not on the list.

BradM · 08-31-2006, 01:03 AM

Too bad I missed this until now. It's saddening someone is trying to toss some rust in this sprocket that is a gay man raising money for a great cause.

BA is a 100% total queer ass homo faggot. No question about that.

Violetta · 08-31-2006, 01:11 AM

*waiting for the picture and the vid*

iDope · 08-31-2006, 01:28 AM

interesting.

Monstaman · 08-31-2006, 01:42 AM

I luv u Boy Alley

08-31-2006, 02:07 AM

This thread is pointless without a video of a man eating his hat!

Manowar · 08-31-2006, 02:15 AM

mad drama yo

Antonio · 08-31-2006, 03:17 AM

fifty (I think)

Bladewire · 08-31-2006, 03:47 AM

And the sound... of silence

08-30-2006, 09:31 PM	#102
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	LOOK GOD DAMN IT, I?ve told you since DAY ONE that BoyAlley is NOT queer. It?s just an act so he ends up getting more pussy in one week than any straight man could ever imagine of getting in his entire life. BoyAlley trolls specifically for Christian pussy ? he starts telling them he?s gay using his polished queer act and they quickly fall for it. A few hours later he?s banging one, if not three, at the same time. You see, nothing makes chicks of Christ wetter than trying to please their god, and they are willing to go to ANY lengths to do what they feel is ?right?. And friends, let me ask you, what is more important to a Christian than saving someone?s soul? To them, nothing. So they gladly fuck a gay guy in the attempts to ?make him straight?. BoyAlley got into this racket long ago and he?s banged more Christian pussy than Pat Robertson. He?s a god among men, a true mastermind when it comes to subversive behavior. I salute him for teaching me what needs to be done in order to get me laid on a Saturday night. Thank you Boyalley! Thank you! __________________

08-30-2006, 09:32 PM	#103
8ball Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 558	Making a name for yourself and donating tons of money in the process = only good business. Can't wait for that video! __________________ Last edited by 8ball; 08-30-2006 at 09:33 PM..

08-30-2006, 09:40 PM	#108
mikeyddddd Viva la vulva! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself Posts: 16,557	Carry on. __________________ AdultStarProfits AmbyaCash AnilosCash AzianiGold ColdHardCash FlashTheMoney IdolBucks MediumPimpin NSCash Nubiles PussyCash ScoreCash Sextronix SpunkyCash TubeTitans Twistys

08-30-2006, 09:41 PM	#110
8ball Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 558	wrong thread edit. __________________ Last edited by 8ball; 08-30-2006 at 09:43 PM..

08-31-2006, 01:11 AM	#144
Violetta Affiliate Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 28,735	waiting for the picture and the vid __________________ M&A Queen

08-30-2006, 09:31 PM	#101
Adult Warden So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 1,822	100 Assumptions and misleading thread titles

08-30-2006, 09:33 PM	#106
Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	mr soul whoever you are, you're a fucking idiot i back up the fag

08-30-2006, 09:33 PM	#107
Adult Warden So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 1,822	I wonder if Xbiz and AVN and FSC will be covering the eating of the hat story

08-30-2006, 10:01 PM	#118
bknoob Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,610	Hey Mr. Soul, I think you get a free jacket for this thread (longest thread of the week)

08-30-2006, 10:04 PM	#120
PMdave Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,517	Congrats Mr Soul you've just made teh Boyalley more popular. I'm guessing you and he discussed on how to het some extra attention on ICQ and decided this thread was be a great idea. I'm gay for teh BoyAlley* Rock on boy!

08-30-2006, 10:06 PM	#121
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Ok someone give me cliffnotes

08-30-2006, 10:22 PM	#125
Mr. Soul Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Manhattan Posts: 1,633	yeah Baddog I guess you have to be an attention whore to call someone out for their bullshit.

08-30-2006, 10:31 PM	#126
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Place Your Bids: Via GoFuckYourself.com http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=648146 Via GFY.com http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=648146 Via GFYBoard.com http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=648146

08-30-2006, 11:02 PM	#133
sharp Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 7,006	great thread. let's see the video!

08-30-2006, 11:05 PM	#135
soulbleed Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 2,606	hes not gay.

08-30-2006, 11:15 PM	#137
JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	Mr. Soul: I hope you're hungry man. I've got a previously white (now brown) hat that might taste nice. I drink a lot so you'll most likey get a buzz from it. lmk BoyAlley: I've got MAD respect for you and what you're doing for the FSC/Adult in general. Even though you've got to be the gayest of the gayest people I've ever "met" I'd gladly call you my brutha from anotha mutha.

08-30-2006, 11:49 PM	#139
Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	Everyone seems to be missing the real drama in this thread - JTF has been muzzled for 2 weeks. Epic have finaly realized he was doing more harm than good and/or its part of the deal they have undoubtably made to get PD back on the board. Either way we are going to need this MrSoul around to keep the drama levels up.

08-31-2006, 01:03 AM	#143
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Too bad I missed this until now. It's saddening someone is trying to toss some rust in this sprocket that is a gay man raising money for a great cause. BA is a 100% total queer ass homo faggot. No question about that.

08-31-2006, 01:28 AM	#145
iDope Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 173	interesting.

08-31-2006, 01:42 AM	#146
Monstaman Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,021	I luv u Boy Alley __________________ VOYEUR /HOMEMADE, HENTAI / CARTOON, Reality, Amateur, Shemale, Hardcore, Cuckold, Celebrity, Retro/Vintage, ect...ALL OUR SITES >> Unbelievable Ratio \| High % of Rebills \| Bi-Monthly Payments (also to E-Passporte) Ton's of EXCLUSIVE Free content & FHG's \|=> GREAT REVENUE $$$ GUARANTEED!

08-31-2006, 02:07 AM	#147
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	This thread is pointless without a video of a man eating his hat!

08-31-2006, 02:15 AM	#148
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	mad drama yo

08-31-2006, 03:17 AM	#149
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	fifty (I think)

08-31-2006, 03:47 AM	#150
Bladewire StraightBro Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Monarch Beach, CA USA Posts: 56,229	And the sound... of silence Last edited by Bladewire; 08-31-2006 at 03:48 AM..