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baddog · 03-05-2007, 12:27 PM

hmmm, I thought this ended about 5 1/2 hours ago. Where are our winners?

Deej · 03-05-2007, 12:27 PM

BTW, who won? or are jokes still being accepted?

Deej · 03-05-2007, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

hmmm, I thought this ended about 5 1/2 hours ago. Where are our winners?

my thoughts exactly....inquiring minds want to know

D-Money · 03-05-2007, 12:36 PM

2 jokes.

Joke #1 - .XXX

Joke #2 - Acacia

Let me know when I've won this officially.

Deej · 03-05-2007, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by D-Money

2 jokes.

Joke #1 - .XXX

Joke #2 - Acacia

Let me know when I've won this officially.

Double Winner hands down

SCOOTER · 03-05-2007, 01:00 PM

Thanks everyone for playing ? the 2 that made me laugh the most was from

DamageX

Deej

Get your Info to me ASAP Scott @ Camz or ICQ 408813

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Originally Posted by DamageX

k, I'll bite.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls 911. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

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A guy walks into a bar carrying a brown paper bag.

He sits on a stool at the bar and ask the bartender for a drink.

As the bartender brings the guy his drink, he reaches into his paper bag and pulls out a tiny piano. Sits it on the bar. Reaches back into the bag and pulls out an equally small bench seat.

Amazed, the bartender looks at it and ask if it really works.

Without saying a word the guy reaches back into the bag and pulls out a tiny little man about a foot tall. He sets the little man down and he goes right to his piano and starts playing an rousing refrain of cer' dulac.

The bartender just astonished asks the guy, "Where in gods name did you get a little man and a little piano??"

The guy reaches once again into his paper bag and pulls out a genies lamp.

"I found this and I rubbed it and a Genie came out, he gave me one wish."

The bartenders eyes widened and he says, "Ill buy all your drinks tonight if you let me make a wish!"

The guy gives the bartender the lamp and the bartender immediatly starts rubbing the lamp to get the genie to come out.

With a whoosh the genie emerges in a puff of blue smoke.

"You have released me, I shall grant you one wish!" said the genie.

Without hesitating, the bartender blurts out, " I WANT A MILLION BUCKS!"

The genie claps his hands and says, " Your wish is my command!" and as quick as he whooshed in, he was gone, back into his lamp.

So there they both sit. No stack of cash.

But then a duck walks in..... and another....and another.....they just keep piling in.

Soon the whole bar is riddled with ducks....quacking everywhere. Feathers and bills gaggling about.

The bartender, getting a bit perturbed looks at the guy and says, "Man, I think your genie is deaf as shit, I dont want all these fuckin ducks in here!!"

The guy looks at him equally disgruntled and says....

NO SHIT!! You really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?!?!

GotGauge · 03-05-2007, 01:12 PM

Why is Kansas so Windy???

Cuz Oklahoma sucks......

GotGauge · 03-05-2007, 01:13 PM

not really a Joke, but will be funny!

Hey Deja, How do those Shrimp Tails Taste!
Crunch Crunch!!

Deej · 03-05-2007, 01:19 PM

Awesome, Im there...

contacting you now

baddog · 03-05-2007, 01:28 PM

congrats to the winners . . . knew mine was too accurate to win.

Deej · 03-05-2007, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

congrats to the winners . . . knew mine was too accurate to win.

Whatya talkin about, mine was based totally on a true story

baddog · 03-05-2007, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Deej

Whatya talkin about, mine was based totally on a true story

I know, I read it in a history book about 45 years ago ;p

notabook · 03-05-2007, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I know, I read it in a history book about 45 years ago ;p

Fucking books

KingK7 · 03-05-2007, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DamageX

k, I'll bite.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls 911. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

ahahahaha

KingK7 · 03-05-2007, 01:55 PM

Not so politically correct:

What do you tell your wife when she comes to you with 2 black eyes?

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Nothing... You already told that bitch twice!

DatingGold · 03-05-2007, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Juilan

A Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange."

The second little boy says"Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks "Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says "Johnny! Of course not!!!"

"OK. Then I DEFINITELY shit my pants."

I like that one!

SCOOTER · 03-05-2007, 03:57 PM

DamageX I need your Info ..

If not I will have to pick someone else.

DamageX · 03-05-2007, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SCOOTER

DamageX I need your Info ..

If not I will have to pick someone else.

I'm trying to get a hold of you on ICQ. Mine's 1566665 if you don't see any message from me.

03-05-2007, 12:27 PM	#52
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	BTW, who won? or are jokes still being accepted? __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

03-05-2007, 12:36 PM	#54
D-Money Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Player Del Ray Posts: 9,716	2 jokes. Joke #1 - .XXX Joke #2 - Acacia Let me know when I've won this officially. __________________ Still Ballin'

03-05-2007, 01:12 PM	#57
GotGauge Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: USA Posts: 3,072	Why is Kansas so Windy??? Cuz Oklahoma sucks...... __________________ ICQ 22264474 [email protected]

03-05-2007, 01:13 PM	#58
GotGauge Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: USA Posts: 3,072	not really a Joke, but will be funny! Hey Deja, How do those Shrimp Tails Taste! Crunch Crunch!! __________________ ICQ 22264474 [email protected]

03-05-2007, 01:19 PM	#59
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	Awesome, Im there... contacting you now __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

03-05-2007, 12:27 PM	#51
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	hmmm, I thought this ended about 5 1/2 hours ago. Where are our winners?

03-05-2007, 01:28 PM	#60
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	congrats to the winners . . . knew mine was too accurate to win.

03-05-2007, 01:55 PM	#65
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	Not so politically correct: What do you tell your wife when she comes to you with 2 black eyes? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nothing... You already told that bitch twice!

03-05-2007, 03:57 PM	#67
SCOOTER Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,010	DamageX I need your Info .. If not I will have to pick someone else. __________________ Scooter [email protected]