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Snake Doctor · 09-10-2008, 12:57 PM

I just stumbled onto this while searching for sites similar to bash.org, since they're still down and I needed a little dose in comedy in my day.

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1

It's the 100 greatest quotes from fundamentalist Christian chatrooms.

Favorite one so far

Quote:

"I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it." oh and "am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!"

Joe BrainCash · 09-10-2008, 01:10 PM

Here's an update of this guy:

OMG today I came back from work early and I heard a noise coming from my son's room... So, you can imagine my surprise when I opened the door only to find him on his knees... He wasn't exactly praying...He was giving our priest a blow job... I guess that was after a confession...he had to repent...

God is good so I trust our priest's way to "fix" my son..he's so secretive

MaDalton · 09-10-2008, 01:32 PM

that reminds me that we haven't heard from donnie for a while...

Porko · 09-10-2008, 01:34 PM

strange people..

MaDalton · 09-10-2008, 01:35 PM

i think this is the best:

Quote:

I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie

JohnR7, Christian forums [Comments (353)] [2006-Nov-04]

Snake Doctor · 09-10-2008, 01:46 PM

Fucken crazy man.

It's really hard for me to believe that 12 years ago I was one of those people.

fusionx · 09-10-2008, 02:52 PM

Some of this stuff is extremely disturbing.

jakethedog · 09-10-2008, 03:28 PM

I am almost at a loss for words .. I am amazed at how religion uses fear and ignorance to control what people think ..
I am in an on going debate with a family member who is JW ..and to have him look me in the face and say " I feel so sorry for you that you actually believe all this science and things that people are telling you .. I feel like you are living in the dark " ..

He of course told me to read "the book" so I would have a better understanding .. I love a good debate so I did .. then I found some articles regarding JW and how it is a cult and how they have changed their own religion numerous times over the last 60 years to correct "their ending of the world" never happening .. truly un fucking believable ..the debate goes on ..

Snake Doctor · 09-10-2008, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by jakethedog

I am almost at a loss for words .. I am amazed at how religion uses fear and ignorance to control what people think ..
I am in an on going debate with a family member who is JW ..and to have him look me in the face and say " I feel so sorry for you that you actually believe all this science and things that people are telling you .. I feel like you are living in the dark " ..

He of course told me to read "the book" so I would have a better understanding .. I love a good debate so I did .. then I found some articles regarding JW and how it is a cult and how they have changed their own religion numerous times over the last 60 years to correct "their ending of the world" never happening .. truly un fucking believable ..the debate goes on ..

Yeah if you don't agree with their version of the world as it is, then you're "deceived by Satan"

This whole "technology and science are two different things" argument is a new one though....I got out of the religion race before the internet/cell phones/etc so we never had those discussions.
So I guess from what I've read there that science had nothing to do with the invention of computers or programming code or anything else.

MaDalton · 09-10-2008, 03:38 PM

CyberHustler · 09-10-2008, 03:40 PM

Elli · 09-10-2008, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

All hail Ceiling Cat!

Snake Doctor · 09-10-2008, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

I prays to ceiling cat every day and thank him for my daily noms.

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/0...ur-daily-nomz/

09-10-2008, 01:10 PM	#2
Joe BrainCash Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Boy, life is difficult... Posts: 2,092	Here's an update of this guy: OMG today I came back from work early and I heard a noise coming from my son's room... So, you can imagine my surprise when I opened the door only to find him on his knees... He wasn't exactly praying...He was giving our priest a blow job... I guess that was after a confession...he had to repent... God is good so I trust our priest's way to "fix" my son..he's so secretive __________________ [email protected] ICQ: 394.549.466 Last edited by Joe BrainCash; 09-10-2008 at 01:11 PM..

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jakethedog Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Vancouver B.C. Posts: 2,497	I am almost at a loss for words .. I am amazed at how religion uses fear and ignorance to control what people think .. I am in an on going debate with a family member who is JW ..and to have him look me in the face and say " I feel so sorry for you that you actually believe all this science and things that people are telling you .. I feel like you are living in the dark " .. He of course told me to read "the book" so I would have a better understanding .. I love a good debate so I did .. then I found some articles regarding JW and how it is a cult and how they have changed their own religion numerous times over the last 60 years to correct "their ending of the world" never happening .. truly un fucking believable ..the debate goes on .. __________________ No sig .. just me

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