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Designers who can do inventive tours spam me.
I'm not looking for someone to lay out my ideas, I'm looking for a designer to design a site that is different.
So hit me up on ICQ and yes you can leave a message here as well. |
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How ya doin Paul
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Doing well thank you.
Please hit me up on ICQ and we can chat about our new site. |
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I like the challenge, we can easily step away from traditional design, and we have an entire mainstream department to help us with it. Take a look at this www.trashstars.com and if you like what you see, please hit me up Paul.
ICQ: 435412482 AIM: CardinalVices Yahoo: cardinalvices MSN: [email protected] |
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Good luck Paul! ;)
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check out www.nastygraphix.net
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Hey Paul, you have my ICQ, hit me up and let's discuss your needs. I might know a thing or two about converting tours.
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I'm back from lunch and on ICQ.
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If you are still looking I can help Paul ..
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new tours style - i just love to experiment in design
![]() rather standart sites i'v made last time: http://www.blogothemes.com/work/pay/...ing/index.html http://www.blogothemes.com/work/pay/...ting/tour.html http://www.blogothemes.com/work/pay/...ting/join.html http://www.blogothemes.com/work/pay/beachspy/index.html http://www.blogothemes.com/work/pay/beachspy/tour.html http://www.blogothemes.com/work/pay/beachspy/join.html http://www.blogothemes.com/work/pay/...spy/index.html http://www.blogothemes.com/work/pay/toiletspy/tour.html http://www.blogothemes.com/work/pay/toiletspy/join.html http://www.blogothemes.com/work/pay/zenra/index.html http://www.blogothemes.com/work/pay/zenra/tour.html http://www.blogothemes.com/work/pay/zenra/join.html but i'd love to try something new ![]() |
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http://www.lumpyimages.com/newport/
Hit me up Paul... I can make some flashy nifty tours that WILL convert ![]()
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Hi Paul,
Still looking for one? Hitting you up now.
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Anyone who does not understand "Hit me up on ICQ" need not apply.
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He never left.
Seriously I don't know why some of you guys have it in for him. If he's wrong in what he says those who know what to do won't be effected. Today those who don't know what to do will not last long anyway. ![]() |
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Still looking for a designer.
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Ha ha i know it,since it is word "inventive"in title alienq will first reply.
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I shot you a few ideas on ICQ. Feel free to get back to me when you wanna brainstorm around this more.
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Why is it when you ask designers for a design they ask you what you want?
Design means you can think and come up with ideas yourself, not just layout other peoples ideas. That's called a layout artist. Seriously most of the people I have had contact me have come up with very little invention and even less ideas. So far no one has come up with a proposal or a price, they must all be busy as hell if they don't want the job. OK a couple have been impressive. |
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Good luck on searching Paul.
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I'm at home tonight and relaxing, not sure why but I feel like shit again. Got a sore throat and head ache. But I can give you the info I have put together.
All I'm looking for is a designer who can think for himself and not in the usual boxes. Anyone who thinks I need a business plan is not thinking right. ![]() |
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Designers ask you what you want because thats their first step in design.
If you dont have ANY specs... just say so... It WILL cost more though for a designer to do all the creative brainstorming for you. Sure a designer could slap up a converting design.... but you might think it looks hideous... So - any insight to deflect an unhappy ending is totally necessary. Leave a designer to do it on their own and you may or may not like it... Lets hope it at very least converts... if so then you shouldnt care much about preferencial(is that even a word?) looks. Id be more than happy to just take some content from you... make it intriguing... easy to navigate... content explosive... throw in some flash movies... keep it simple but still awesome. It will cost more than taking ideas from your head and translating it into pixels... but not too much.
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It's funny and shows how professional some people are. If someone came to me and asked for a range of scenes for a site, so long as it's a niche I was familiar with, I would give lots of ideas, formulas and prices. Different scenarios, build ups, etc. I have given designers the outline of the site, what it will sell and told them to come up with a design that fits this type of site. So far not had 1 solid proposal. Giving me a list of paysite tours you have done in the past is pointless and shows a lot more about how you handle a prospective client than anything. But that is all most designers have done. |
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In fact, I have a feeling that you're on a "budget" here. Personally, I wouldn't touch your proposal unless it has a >$3k budget, I get 50% down no questions asked, and I keep the retainer if you haven't approved at least the 2nd proposal. I prefer clients who tell me what they want, what they need, then we create it and deliver it. Quick and painless. OR give us free hands to come up with something, no discussion. So, maybe that's why your response rate is low ![]()
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What I need will take a designer about 20 to 30 minute to map out. OK maybe an hour, it's proof he can think outside the "paysite, TGP" box. |
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OK I have found a designer with ideas that are right and the job has been awarded.
He did come up with something I liked before I paid him any money and he is confident he can finish it to my satisfaction so does not require money up front. Some designers, no names, must be very doubtful of their abilities. Or maybe it says something about their clients. This guy does not need to promote a submitter in his sig to make money either. LOL |
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And yes, thank you, I have plenty of clients. Who know what they want and what they need. So good luck to you too LOL
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Let's hope he isn't promoting a crappy "sponsor" program there either. Such as yours.
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Man, you kill me. To be honest, I *would* be doubtful of myself if I had to resort to taking you as a client.
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OK most are just paysite, banner and TGP layout artists. I accept that. But at least they could say this is not their thing. What most have done is given me links to a portfolio of sites that are clearly not suitable and a price. Plus told me how much they want up front. So now I will tell you what this site is about. It's a site where members will learn how to shoot porn, what to shoot, where to shoot, why shoot and how to find, select, direct models. Including how to cut out the ones who are not suitable. Yes it will be from my perspective and they learn the benefits of taking the information and using it their way. It will need a bit of eye catching appeal and then a lot of information. If you think that's too hard you obviously don't have a lot of talent. If you think you need 50% up front to come up with some ideas then you really are clueless and talentless. And have no confidence in yourself. Now you know what I want you can see how simple it is to do. But I can't do it with a paysite or TGP design. And seriously if you were a designer of any note you would have links to samples of your work. Not to a submitter to earn a few cents from. And everyone knows how shitty my site is. ![]() |
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And any one who thinks he should get $1500 to show a few designs, that may or may not be acceptable, and without proving he has an idea of what the job needs had best keep promoting a submitter and not put links to his work in his signature.
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And, mr keyboard warrior. We do a *shitload* of designs. So now please, feel free to spend time pondering on why I have a submitter in my sig from which I only make a "few cents", and not a link to design services.
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Maybe I should of told people from the start what I wanted, it would of stopped people like you jumping to the WRONG conclusions. What I thought was it better to discuss it on ICQ, so I was wrong. I got you instead. Good bye. |
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