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cwd · 01-14-2009, 12:40 PM

Wise Old Jewish Man

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who
had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day,
for a long, long time.

So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there
he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.

"Pardon me, sir. I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?"

"Morris Fishbien," he replied.

"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop. I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a fuckin' wall.

grumpy · 01-14-2009, 12:44 PM

thats funny

Isradude · 01-14-2009, 12:47 PM

lol.... funny and sad at the same time ........ (and also true .... )

cwd · 01-14-2009, 12:56 PM

It was sent to me by a Jewish friend who always has the best Jewish jokes.

mona · 01-14-2009, 01:02 PM

doridori · 01-14-2009, 01:07 PM

lol he speakth the truth

czarina · 01-14-2009, 01:09 PM

haha, very good one!

The Judge · 01-14-2009, 01:13 PM

The western wall is holy because it is the only remaining artifact of the first stock market destroyed by the ancient Romans after loosing their money in a series of financial scandals.

Si · 01-14-2009, 03:05 PM

I love it

01-14-2009, 12:40 PM	#1
cwd Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In a dream Posts: 1,955	Wise Old Jewish Man Wise Old Jewish Man A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site. She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview. "Pardon me, sir. I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?" "Morris Fishbien," he replied. "Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?" "For about 60 years." "60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?" "I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims. I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop. I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults, and to love their fellow man." "How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?" "Like I'm talking to a fuckin' wall.

01-14-2009, 12:44 PM	#2
grumpy Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Holland Posts: 9,870	thats funny __________________ Don't let greediness blur your vision \| You gotta let some shit slide icq - 441-456-888

01-14-2009, 12:47 PM	#3
Isradude Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,842	lol.... funny and sad at the same time ........ (and also true .... ) __________________ Amit "Isradude" ICQ - 395509039

01-14-2009, 01:13 PM	#8
The Judge Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Mobile, AL Posts: 1,647	The western wall is holy because it is the only remaining artifact of the first stock market destroyed by the ancient Romans after loosing their money in a series of financial scandals. __________________

01-14-2009, 12:56 PM	#4
cwd Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In a dream Posts: 1,955	It was sent to me by a Jewish friend who always has the best Jewish jokes.

01-14-2009, 01:02 PM	#5
mona Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Mona = "female monkey" in Spanish Posts: 1,940

01-14-2009, 01:07 PM	#6
doridori So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Canadia Posts: 2,222	lol he speakth the truth

01-14-2009, 01:09 PM	#7
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	haha, very good one!

01-14-2009, 03:05 PM	#9
Si Such Fun! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,900	I love it