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drocd · 01-13-2009, 01:24 PM

I have some free time these days and I'm looking to pick up a few extra projects. Hit me up and let's talk.

*I'm not interested in fixing scripts, finishing partially completed scripts, doing plugins/addons, or price matching indians.

CIVMatt · 01-13-2009, 01:25 PM

I got something you can "pick up"

drocd · 01-13-2009, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt

I got something you can "pick up"

Your wife?

jpwhits · 01-13-2009, 01:30 PM

Price matching injuns

Rednax · 01-13-2009, 01:59 PM

doesnt get any better than ocd

atom · 01-13-2009, 02:08 PM

bump, good luck!

drocd · 01-13-2009, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atom

bump, good luck!

thanks, and congrats on your pending 1,000th post

Zuzana Designs · 01-13-2009, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drocd

Your wife?

haha nice come back ..

NoWhErE · 01-13-2009, 04:38 PM

This guy is HANDS DOWN one of the best PHP programmer's I've ever worked with.

Drocd is a miracle worker.

acctman · 01-13-2009, 05:22 PM

i may have some work but i need the following questions answered...

Do you have any sick relatives, anyone about to die?
How's your health, any illness that may hospitalize you?
Is your wife or gf about to have a baby?
Do you plan on getting into an auto accident anytime soon?
Have you paid your power bill?
Do you have a stable new connection (does it go out often)?
How's your computer, any problems do you foresee it crashing anytime soon?
How's the weather where you live, any upcoming storms?
Do you have any vacations planned?

contact me at patrick (( at )) nemexis.com if you can answer no to all of the reasons why a freelance program would flake in the middle of a project.

the work i have is cleanup error/debug coding for my community site plus i need a user video section created.

drocd · 01-13-2009, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acctman

i may have some work but i need the following questions answered...

Do you have any sick relatives, anyone about to die?
How's your health, any illness that may hospitalize you?
Is your wife or gf about to have a baby?
Do you plan on getting into an auto accident anytime soon?
Have you paid your power bill?
Do you have a stable new connection (does it go out often)?
How's your computer, any problems do you foresee it crashing anytime soon?
How's the weather where you live, any upcoming storms?
Do you have any vacations planned?

contact me at patrick (( at )) nemexis.com if you can answer no to all of the reasons why a freelance program would flake in the middle of a project.

the work i have is cleanup error/debug coding for my community site plus i need a user video section created.

Thanks for the interest but as I stated in my original post, I'm not interested in fixing broken scripts or doing plugins/addons.

pr0 · 01-15-2009, 06:33 PM

this guy is hands down the best programmer i know......period

& fuck you all.....he's mine, i hope none of you little bitch's get to work with him

HorseShit · 01-15-2009, 06:41 PM

drocd is a good

drocd · 01-15-2009, 06:57 PM

thanks guys. i'm still entertaining offers, so please hit me up on icq if you got something.

Supz · 01-15-2009, 09:22 PM

bump for my buddy drocd

ExLust · 01-16-2009, 04:09 AM

Good luck on that.

tranza · 01-16-2009, 06:09 AM

bump for you!

nation-x · 01-16-2009, 07:04 AM

bump for the only programmer I have seen posting regex's on GFY. :D

drocd · 01-16-2009, 07:12 AM

thanks guys. and everyone that icq'd me last night, don't worry i'll follow up with each of you today.

drocd · 01-16-2009, 02:04 PM

bump for the afternoon crowd.

sortie · 01-16-2009, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acctman

i may have some work but i need the following questions answered...

Do you have any sick relatives, anyone about to die?
How's your health, any illness that may hospitalize you?
Is your wife or gf about to have a baby?
Do you plan on getting into an auto accident anytime soon?
Have you paid your power bill?
Do you have a stable new connection (does it go out often)?
How's your computer, any problems do you foresee it crashing anytime soon?
How's the weather where you live, any upcoming storms?
Do you have any vacations planned?

contact me at patrick (( at )) nemexis.com if you can answer no to all of the reasons why a freelance program would flake in the middle of a project.

the work i have is cleanup error/debug coding for my community site plus i need a user video section created.

Except for someone dying, most people could handle all those issues with the first
months pay......unless you don't pay much.

Hmmmmmmmmmm, you don't pay much do you

adonthenet · 01-16-2009, 03:14 PM

Good luck for a great buddy ;)

tree · 01-16-2009, 05:36 PM

the doctor is in!

This guy is a great programmer and very easy to work with

drocd · 01-17-2009, 06:41 AM

bump to the top

EscortBiz · 01-17-2009, 06:42 AM

what size projects?

drocd · 01-17-2009, 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz

what size projects?

preferably medium-large sized projects, but i'm open to discussing anything.

dready · 01-17-2009, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acctman

i may have some work but i need the following questions answered...

Do you have any sick relatives, anyone about to die?
How's your health, any illness that may hospitalize you?
Is your wife or gf about to have a baby?
Do you plan on getting into an auto accident anytime soon?
Have you paid your power bill?
Do you have a stable new connection (does it go out often)?
How's your computer, any problems do you foresee it crashing anytime soon?
How's the weather where you live, any upcoming storms?
Do you have any vacations planned?

I LOL'd

HomerSimpson · 01-17-2009, 11:33 AM

please contact me on ICQ I'd like to chat with you...
thanks!

drocd · 01-17-2009, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomerSimpson

please contact me on ICQ I'd like to chat with you...
thanks!

I added you. Look forwarding to chatting soon...

Anyone else?

01-13-2009, 01:24 PM	#1
drocd Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 128	php programmer available... I have some free time these days and I'm looking to pick up a few extra projects. Hit me up and let's talk. *I'm not interested in fixing scripts, finishing partially completed scripts, doing plugins/addons, or price matching indians. __________________ 230-699

01-13-2009, 01:25 PM	#2
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01-13-2009, 04:38 PM	#9
NoWhErE Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 10,298	This guy is HANDS DOWN one of the best PHP programmer's I've ever worked with. Drocd is a miracle worker. __________________ skype: lordofthecameltoe

01-13-2009, 01:59 PM	#5
Rednax Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 162	doesnt get any better than ocd

01-13-2009, 05:22 PM	#10
acctman Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Atlanta Posts: 2,840	i may have some work but i need the following questions answered... Do you have any sick relatives, anyone about to die? How's your health, any illness that may hospitalize you? Is your wife or gf about to have a baby? Do you plan on getting into an auto accident anytime soon? Have you paid your power bill? Do you have a stable new connection (does it go out often)? How's your computer, any problems do you foresee it crashing anytime soon? How's the weather where you live, any upcoming storms? Do you have any vacations planned? contact me at patrick (( at )) nemexis.com if you can answer no to all of the reasons why a freelance program would flake in the middle of a project. the work i have is cleanup error/debug coding for my community site plus i need a user video section created.

01-15-2009, 06:33 PM	#12
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01-15-2009, 06:41 PM	#13
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	drocd is a good

01-15-2009, 06:57 PM	#14
drocd Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 128	thanks guys. i'm still entertaining offers, so please hit me up on icq if you got something. __________________ 230-699

01-15-2009, 09:22 PM	#15
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01-16-2009, 07:04 AM	#18
nation-x Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Rock Hill, SC Posts: 5,370	bump for the only programmer I have seen posting regex's on GFY. :D

01-16-2009, 07:12 AM	#19
drocd Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 128	thanks guys. and everyone that icq'd me last night, don't worry i'll follow up with each of you today. __________________ 230-699

01-16-2009, 02:04 PM	#20
drocd Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 128	bump for the afternoon crowd. __________________ 230-699

01-16-2009, 03:14 PM	#22
adonthenet Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,753	Good luck for a great buddy ;)

01-16-2009, 05:36 PM	#23
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	the doctor is in! This guy is a great programmer and very easy to work with

01-17-2009, 06:41 AM	#24
drocd Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 128	bump to the top __________________ 230-699

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