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After Shock Media · 03-13-2009, 06:29 PM

Assuming Texas did leave the US and become its own country, just how long do you think it would take before it was just Mexico version 2.

fuzzylogic · 03-13-2009, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Assuming Texas did leave the US and become its own country, just how long do you think it would take before it was just Mexico version 2.

ohh.. 50-100 years? it might be a good idea for the US to let texas go. there might be a huge surge of climate change refuges from mexico and central america flooding north and a country of texas can serve as a buffer.

03-13-2009, 09:02 PM

The Republic of Texas will rise again.

baddog · 03-13-2009, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic

is it true that conan obrien's use of the walker ranger lever is responsible for chuck's rise from obscurity?

I have known of Chuck Norris prior to 1969.

baddog · 03-13-2009, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic

ohh.. 5-10 years? it might be a good idea for the US to let texas go. there might be a huge surge of climate change refuges from mexico and central america flooding north and a country of texas can serve as a buffer.

Fixed it for you. Everything else was fine.

Corona · 03-14-2009, 12:18 AM

What happened to republicans? They have become unhinged.

stonehammer · 03-14-2009, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I have known of Chuck Norris prior to 1969.

he actually fought with bruce lee back then !

martinsc · 03-14-2009, 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Snake Doctor

Chuck Norris won't run for President of Texas.

Texas will run for Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris becomes President of Texas, the world will then have 2 superpowers.
Texas, and Chuck Norris.

SomeCreep · 03-14-2009, 03:44 AM

directfiesta · 03-14-2009, 08:59 AM

So he would be an " insurgent " , an " enemy combattant " ????

Could go to Gitmo, and be president there ....

directfiesta · 03-14-2009, 09:33 AM

baddog · 03-14-2009, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by stonehammer

he actually fought with bruce lee back then !

I did not recall when I first became familiar with him, I just know that I met him in 1969 and knew who he was. So pretty sure Conan had little to do with his fame since he was only 6 in '69.

dyna mo · 03-14-2009, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I have known of Chuck Norris prior to 1969.

he's referring to this

seeandsee · 03-14-2009, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

fuzzylogic · 03-14-2009, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Fixed it for you. Everything else was fine.

thanks.
you really think it will be only 5-10 years before it begins??

who · 03-14-2009, 05:50 PM

Chuck Norris ... Arnold Schwarzenfuckihahahahahaha, Who is next... this guy??/

davidd · 03-14-2009, 08:45 PM

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Holy crap, he's serious? I thought it was some sort of joke. Revolution over Obama's presidency?

I take it these people are completely alienated from reality? Every day I'm a little more glad I don't live in America.

did anyone tell Chuck that he's just an actor and not really a kick ass commando? maybe like Reagan he doesn't know this.

Yes, he is serious... as are a lot of other people.

The country is too big to be "managed" out of one central location. This is not a Republican/Democrat thing... This is a "fuck the central government" thing.

StickyGreen · 03-14-2009, 09:04 PM

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Holy crap, he's serious? I thought it was some sort of joke. Revolution over Obama's presidency?

I take it these people are completely alienated from reality? Every day I'm a little more glad I don't live in America.

Damn you're thick.

The federal government has been heading down the same path for years now, it's not just because of Obama becoming president.

Rangermoore · 03-14-2009, 09:51 PM

Chuck IS THE MAN!

GirlBri · 03-14-2009, 10:06 PM

yea, if he does, we're fucked.

baddog · 03-14-2009, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzzylogic

thanks.
you really think it will be only 5-10 years before it begins??

If they seceded? Hell, some of the border towns there look like Mexico already.

SLOWDOWN ILL CUM TOO FAST · 03-14-2009, 10:19 PM

chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open

beemk · 03-17-2009, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

If Texas really wanted to go I'd volunteer to head down with a Ditch Witch and help cut them loose and push them into the gulf.

(Apologies to LAJ.)

you should know better than to break the law in texas, chuck norris WILL catch you!

jimmy-3-way · 03-17-2009, 02:20 PM

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you should know better than to break the law in texas, chuck norris WILL catch you!

Ain't that the fucking truth, brother.

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