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Old 04-29-2009, 07:13 AM   #1
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i hope my wife doesn't make me sign this...
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Old 04-29-2009, 07:19 AM   #2
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Shit like that is why I don't allow my girl to read.
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Old 04-29-2009, 07:19 AM   #3
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I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer
That's a dealbreaker right there. Here in Winnipeg you can't throw a rock in any direction without hitting one.

It should say "I shall not KNOWINGLY come within 100 feet of..." :D
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Old 04-29-2009, 07:20 AM   #4
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Old 04-29-2009, 07:22 AM   #5
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Shit like that is why I don't allow my girl to read.
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Old 04-29-2009, 07:24 AM   #6
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lol if a guy were to sign that, he has other problems
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Old 04-29-2009, 07:27 AM   #7
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Old 04-29-2009, 07:28 AM   #8
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Any man afraid of something like that needs to check if his penis exists... the day a woman thinks she can tell me what to do, who to hang out with, where I can go is the day she can hit the bricks... flat out. I don't play that game.

That said... I am not a hypocrite... I don't put any of the above restraints on my wife either.

Trust is requirement #1 for any relationship... if she thinks she can't trust me... we don't have a relationship... or likewise. Jealous bitches can go play in someone elses sandbox.

Most guys fall for these traps because they love their wife or girlfriend... thing about that is that if your wife/girlfriend uses that to try and control you... they don't respect you... which is #2 requirement of a relationship... if a girl doesn't respect me... we don't have a relationship. It hurts when a relationship ends... but a week or 2 inside of another pussy will heal that wound so that it's bearable... If it doesn't, then you have other problems.
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Old 04-29-2009, 07:48 AM   #9
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Nice one..I will pass that around the office
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:51 AM   #10
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Cmon, grow some balls or penis :D
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:53 AM   #11
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Shit like that is why I don't allow my girl to read.
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:09 AM   #12
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Any man afraid of something like that needs to check if his penis exists... the day a woman thinks she can tell me what to do, who to hang out with, where I can go is the day she can hit the bricks... flat out. I don't play that game.

That said... I am not a hypocrite... I don't put any of the above restraints on my wife either.

Trust is requirement #1 for any relationship... if she thinks she can't trust me... we don't have a relationship... or likewise. Jealous bitches can go play in someone elses sandbox.

Most guys fall for these traps because they love their wife or girlfriend... thing about that is that if your wife/girlfriend uses that to try and control you... they don't respect you... which is #2 requirement of a relationship... if a girl doesn't respect me... we don't have a relationship. It hurts when a relationship ends... but a week or 2 inside of another pussy will heal that wound so that it's bearable... If it doesn't, then you have other problems.
Wow - taking the joke a bit serious aren't you?
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:10 AM   #13
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Maybe if it was a statement of intentions. Not an application.
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:11 AM   #14
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Wow - taking the joke a bit serious aren't you?
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:16 AM   #15
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That's a dealbreaker right there. Here in Winnipeg you can't throw a rock in any direction without hitting one.

It should say "I shall not KNOWINGLY come within 100 feet of..." :D
If you live on the West Side off Sargent your fucked...

LOL.
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:17 AM   #16
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After reading that....... my right hand is looking pretty good.

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Old 04-29-2009, 10:20 AM   #17
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After reading that....... my right hand is looking pretty good.
Me too.
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:21 AM   #18
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thats for suckers it cost to be the boss yo pimp hand is weak
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Old 04-29-2009, 10:24 AM   #19
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Old 04-29-2009, 11:18 AM   #20
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Wow - taking the joke a bit serious aren't you?
Check out his posts and you'll see he has a large stick wedge tightly up his ass.
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:39 PM   #21
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you're missing the punchline of that joke! the woman's night out sheet

'i'm going out.. k?'

signed by me: ............
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:50 PM   #22
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no need for that. i would never be with a man if i didn't trust him.
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Old 04-29-2009, 12:59 PM   #23
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Shit, I wouldn't even sign that.
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Old 04-29-2009, 01:06 PM   #24
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hahah thats fucking awesome
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Old 04-30-2009, 01:17 PM   #25
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That is fuking Great
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