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10-02-2009, 08:58 AM
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Best worst jokes
What does a termite eat for breakfast?
oak-meal What's the friendliest school? hi-school Why didn't the life guard save the hippie? he was too far out What kind of cheese isn't yours? not-chyo cheese more?
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10-02-2009, 09:00 AM
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So Fucking What
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Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
Because he's black |
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10-02-2009, 09:09 AM
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Jesus loves bacon
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass... |
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10-02-2009, 12:15 PM
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What did the woman at th beach say to michael jackson?
get out of my son
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10-02-2009, 12:56 PM
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What's the definition of gross?
Siamese twins conjoined at the mouth and one throws up. |
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10-02-2009, 01:10 PM
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Jesus loves bacon
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What did one priest say to the other as they walked into the gay bar?
Let's go get shitfaced. |
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10-02-2009, 01:16 PM
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
One's white and harmful to children, the other is a plastic bag. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a zit? One cums on your face when you're 13, the other is a zit. |
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10-02-2009, 01:29 PM
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some good ones around here... LOL
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10-02-2009, 01:32 PM
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what do you call a black man with a phd?
a doctor you racist! |
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10-02-2009, 02:14 PM
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
-I have no-eye-deer What do you call a fish with no I's? - Fsh What's an owls favorite subject? - Owlgebra |
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10-02-2009, 02:18 PM
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What do you call a senior citizen who can't stop showing their genitals in public?
Madonna.
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10-02-2009, 02:19 PM
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Why did Madonna feed her baby Alpo dog food?
She didn't have a choice. That's just what came out of her breasts.
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10-02-2009, 02:22 PM
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In what U.S. state did my ex-wife first have sex with her dentist?
I don’t actually know, but when I see her in court next month Alaska!
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10-02-2009, 02:49 PM
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Q: What's the worst thing about getting a heart/lung transplant?
A: Coughing up someone else's pleghm!
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10-06-2009, 08:36 AM
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Jesus loves bacon
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Three vampires walk into a bar
First vampire: Give me a cup of blood Second vampire: Give me a cup of blood Third Vampire: Give me a cup of hot water Bartender: Your buddies wanted a cup of blood, why do you want just a cup of hot water? The vampire pulls out a used tampon "tea time!" |
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10-06-2009, 08:42 AM
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10-06-2009, 08:42 AM
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SEO Connoisseur
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shortest joke, "a baby seal walks into a club"
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10-06-2009, 09:17 AM
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Some nice jokes here...
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10-06-2009, 10:33 AM
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Reach for those stars!
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10-06-2009, 11:54 AM
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What should you do when you see a spaceman ?
Park in it man!! |
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