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SleazyDream · 12-10-2009, 04:00 PM

50 new crushes!!!!!!!!!!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-10-2009, 04:01 PM

Great thread - love the rainbow story...

And now a PSA for these hard economic times:

ADG

SleazyDream · 12-10-2009, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Great thread - love the rainbow story...

And now a PSA for these hard economic times:

ADG

lol !!!!!!!!!

Farang · 12-10-2009, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

here's the story.

IN LA for a convention...GFY one I think if I remember right - this was more than 5 years ago....

sharing a room with AAronM. I don't usually like staying alone and usually stayed with somone at most conventions I went to.

Went to a party - got there early. Free bar - went to the cute bartender and held out a $100 bill as a tip. Her eyeballs went out of her sockets. I hung onto it when she grabbed it and said their was a condition. She slowly said "w h a t?" and I said that no matter how busy it got later if I snapped my fingers over my head she would drop everything and make my drink and run out and give it to me - just for me- no one else. She smiled and TOTALLY agreed to do that for me.

Later there was like 30+ people in line for drinks - I had drank about 3-4 already (i'm a cheap drunk) and Ken Lawson was in line beside Ron Levi and Ken asked me if he could pick up a drink for me - he was about 6-7 people back in line... I held up my hand and snapped my fingers. The bartender saw - dropped everything and made my drink and ran it out to me in like 10 seconds. Ken asked how'd I do that?, I said I was cuter than him and walked away.

bad thing is she was making me a sweet drink with like 5-6 ounces of booze in it - I had 6 drinks that night - normally my usual over 5-6 hours but with the amount of booze in them which i didn't know I got OUT OF CONTROL drunk.

Back in the room AaronM had gone shopping for new pimp cloths and had them in his suitcase. I had to puke and leaned over the bed - didn't realize the suitcase was there and open and well, guess what.....

I was so hung over the next day I couldn't move out of bed till 6pm.

sorry Aaron

hahah nice one

- LOL - · 04-14-2011, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Please provide photo of cock.

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it's nothing to write home about

V_RocKs · 04-14-2011, 01:04 PM

I like the way you snuck #6 in there...

Good to see someone else that uses their money for good. When I get to the hotel I tip the valet $20 and ask to have it close. By the time I get into the hotel I have someone taking me to the VIP checkin. I tip that lady another $40 and she upgrades me from the basic room to a suite for that $40. Then I tip the bag boy $20 to take my shit upstairs and drop it off for me. If they allow gambling at the hotel they will have given me $100 in chips and I am headed towards the tables...

Anthony · 04-14-2011, 01:46 PM

read the dates V...

12-10-2009, 04:00 PM	#51
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12-10-2009, 04:01 PM	#52
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04-14-2011, 01:46 PM	#57
Anthony Keyboard Warrior Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: One of the outer rings of Hell Posts: 9,653	read the dates V... __________________

04-14-2011, 01:04 PM	#56
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	I like the way you snuck #6 in there... Good to see someone else that uses their money for good. When I get to the hotel I tip the valet $20 and ask to have it close. By the time I get into the hotel I have someone taking me to the VIP checkin. I tip that lady another $40 and she upgrades me from the basic room to a suite for that $40. Then I tip the bag boy $20 to take my shit upstairs and drop it off for me. If they allow gambling at the hotel they will have given me $100 in chips and I am headed towards the tables...