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SIK · 05-21-2010, 04:34 AM

http://clientsfromhell.net

I'm guessing you'll recognize a lot of situations posted there

Zuzana Designs · 05-21-2010, 05:09 AM

LOLZ

Client: ”What is your rate?”

Me: ”$50 per hour.”

Client: ”Can I come watch you?”

Me: ”Sure, for $100/hour.”

Client: ”What if I help you?”

Me: ”That would be $400 per hour.”

SIK · 05-21-2010, 05:10 AM

My own fav would be:

“It seems as though every time we ask you to do any work, we have to pay for it.”

Zuzana Designs · 05-21-2010, 05:11 AM

scarlettcontent · 05-21-2010, 05:17 AM

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LoveSandra · 05-21-2010, 08:05 AM

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BestXXXPorn · 05-21-2010, 08:10 AM

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THAT was awesome... lol

ACR support · 05-21-2010, 08:10 AM

Ace_luffy · 05-21-2010, 08:31 AM

nice links and videos... this make me laugh

FlexxAeon · 05-21-2010, 08:41 AM

wow... not sure if this is the same thing but i remember an infamous forum thread of the same/similar title that me and my friends used to read and fall out laughing over. the one that had the client saying "make it spin, dammit!"

Amputate Your Head · 05-21-2010, 08:44 AM

Those are priceless!

Me: ?I will create a login box on your website. Once someone registers and logs in, the website will recognize who the user is and provide relevant content.?

Client: ?That sounds great. However, instead of a login box I?d like to use biometrics to identify the user.?

Me: ?Not sure what you mean.?

Client: ?When someone visits the website, I want them to be able to put their hand on the monitor. The monitor will then scan their hand to confirm who they are. I think that would be a lot more engaging. How much extra would that functionality cost??

Me: ?Several hundred million dollars.?

Client: Why are you being a wiseass? Can you do it or not?

Me: ?No. Sorry. That?s a little too advanced.?

Client: ?Fine. I?ll try another web designer.?

yuu.design · 05-21-2010, 08:59 AM

hahhahahha, damn :P

cardinalvices · 05-21-2010, 09:21 AM

thats so true.. +1 from me.

alexchechs · 05-21-2010, 09:53 AM

Classic stories... the hell of doing client services

96ukssob · 05-21-2010, 10:00 AM

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Me: ?I will create a login box on your website. Once someone registers and logs in, the website will recognize who the user is and provide relevant content.?

Client: ?That sounds great. However, instead of a login box I?d like to use biometrics to identify the user.?

Me: ?Not sure what you mean.?

Client: ?When someone visits the website, I want them to be able to put their hand on the monitor. The monitor will then scan their hand to confirm who they are. I think that would be a lot more engaging. How much extra would that functionality cost??

Me: ?Several hundred million dollars.?

Client: Why are you being a wiseass? Can you do it or not?

Me: ?No. Sorry. That?s a little too advanced.?

Client: ?Fine. I?ll try another web designer.?

Zuzana Designs · 05-21-2010, 10:05 AM

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Those are priceless!

Me: ?I will create a login box on your website. Once someone registers and logs in, the website will recognize who the user is and provide relevant content.?

Client: ?That sounds great. However, instead of a login box I?d like to use biometrics to identify the user.?

Me: ?Not sure what you mean.?

Client: ?When someone visits the website, I want them to be able to put their hand on the monitor. The monitor will then scan their hand to confirm who they are. I think that would be a lot more engaging. How much extra would that functionality cost??

Me: ?Several hundred million dollars.?

Client: Why are you being a wiseass? Can you do it or not?

Me: ?No. Sorry. That?s a little too advanced.?

Client: ?Fine. I?ll try another web designer.?

That was the best one lol

Amputate Your Head · 05-21-2010, 10:13 AM

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That was the best one lol

That one really made me chuckle... I had a client once that asked me for something similar. He wanted floating translucent panels that he could fling around the screen with an interactive glove like in the movie Minority Report.

I told him, that's a movie. That stuff doesn't really exist.

He went with another designer.

CYF · 05-21-2010, 05:07 PM

I've spent 15 minutes reading this site so far

fatfoo · 05-21-2010, 06:04 PM

Paper money is expensive art - and it can't be fake. It sucks when a service is not good enough - customers will get pissed off.

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