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$5 submissions · 03-31-2011, 08:20 PM

http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/ Fucking hilarious. I entered Webmasterlabor.Com and got an animated gif of Bill Gates with horns. Your results may vary.

It does bring back a lot of memories though! ALTAVISTA FTW!

96ukssob · 03-31-2011, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/ Fucking hilarious. I entered Webmasterlabor.Com and got an animated gif of Bill Gates with horns. Your results may vary.

It does bring back a lot of memories though! ALTAVISTA FTW!

brings back some memories of "how many dancing icons can I fit on this page before it get obnoxious"

$5 submissions · 03-31-2011, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

brings back some memories of "how many dancing icons can I fit on this page before it get obnoxious"

Also, don't forget those flaming icons or spinning email addresses

Here's my site GEOCITIES STYLE!

http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesize...terlabor .com

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-31-2011, 08:34 PM

Talk about improvement. My site looks awesome now! Too bad they don't offer an easy download of the source code to use.

$5 submissions · 03-31-2011, 08:35 PM

lol @ site created with notepad the right way

Itchy · 03-31-2011, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

lol @ site created with notepad the right way

LOL yea and i got

woj · 03-31-2011, 08:45 PM

lol.... brings back memories...

GatorB · 03-31-2011, 08:46 PM

yeah look at how crappy it makes this site

http://www.lorenzo-lamas.com/

oh wait that's the normal site.

Barry-xlovecam · 03-31-2011, 08:53 PM

YEP

Gates visits us all LOL

.

CDSmith · 03-31-2011, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

yeah look at how crappy it makes this site

http://www.lorenzo-lamas.com/

oh wait that's the normal site.

Poor fellow. He is a living example of the website reflecting the state of the career.

$5 submissions · 03-31-2011, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Poor fellow. He is a living example of the website reflecting the state of the career.

The Pee Wee Herman pic adds a nice touch to the site's overall "ambience"

brassmonkey · 03-31-2011, 08:58 PM

if i let a 13 year old design my site id probably be released from prison about 5 years ago. and would be working as a janitor some where. hahahaha

$5 submissions · 03-31-2011, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

if i let a 13 year old design my site id probably be released from prison about 5 years ago. and would be working as a janitor some where. hahahaha

hehehe figuratively bro, figuratively

lazycash · 03-31-2011, 09:08 PM

This site still looks the same from 96 - http://www.sleazydream.com/main.html

MetaMan · 03-31-2011, 09:13 PM

I honestly miss the old school net. I have been around since about 95 i know some people even longer. The websites seemed to have more character. There was a more underground feel to the net.

Back then being on computers was for "nerds". I remember rushing home to see where my websites ranked on toplists.

I still enjoy my work but back then it was pure fun. Now the net has gotten so "corporate". Even though there would be less money to have been made part of still wished it was "underground".

the noobs of today seriously have no idea what they missed out on. i remember cussing out webmasters in icq chat daily.

garce · 03-31-2011, 09:27 PM

There's a good chance that a site that looks (somewhat) like that one could still be very profitable, given the right niche.

Sometimes individuality counts for more than generic Wordpress templates.

papill0n · 03-31-2011, 09:34 PM

<blink>i have a cool website yay</blink>

Elli · 03-31-2011, 09:34 PM

THAT'S what my site's missing. UNICORNS!! Why didn't I think of that sooner??

Chosen · 03-31-2011, 09:47 PM

LoL sweet memories

$5 submissions · 03-31-2011, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by garce

There's a good chance that a site that looks (somewhat) like that one could still be very profitable, given the right niche.

Sometimes individuality counts for more than generic Wordpress templates.

Although you're talking about NOW, I don't for one second doubt that geocities sites with hideous blinking garbage MADE MONEY back in 1996. People would click on anything back then.

Just based on the discussion on the thread here about Geocities finally being closed by Yahoo, many adult webmasters got started on GC due to free hosting back in the day.

Ah... 1996 to 1999 when hosting was expensive, content was relatively unsaturated, and people clicked on anything

iamtam · 03-31-2011, 09:52 PM

i tried sex dot com and remarkably it looks the same

$5 submissions · 04-01-2011, 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by iamtam

i tried sex dot com and remarkably it looks the same

Chosen · 04-01-2011, 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iamtam

i tried sex dot com and remarkably it looks the same

$5 submissions · 04-01-2011, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by pornopete

http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesize...www.google.com

DBS.US · 04-01-2011, 04:27 PM

Love it

Lint · 04-01-2011, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

I honestly miss the old school net. I have been around since about 95 i know some people even longer. The websites seemed to have more character. There was a more underground feel to the net.

Back then being on computers was for "nerds". I remember rushing home to see where my websites ranked on toplists.

I still enjoy my work but back then it was pure fun. Now the net has gotten so "corporate". Even though there would be less money to have been made part of still wished it was "underground".

the noobs of today seriously have no idea what they missed out on. i remember cussing out webmasters in icq chat daily.

I fully agree.

camsvipdotcom · 04-01-2011, 04:38 PM

livejasmin does not look much different

Coup · 04-01-2011, 04:47 PM

http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesize...bucksdaily.com

looks cleaner and more organized now.

HomerSimpson · 04-01-2011, 05:08 PM

great site...

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Originally Posted by Coup

http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesize...bucksdaily.com

looks cleaner and more organized now.

seeandsee · 04-01-2011, 05:54 PM

this is some good shit to make some sites better :P

SuzzyQ · 04-02-2011, 09:15 AM

http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/content.php?theme=2&music=12&url=www.sleazydream.c om/main.html

bloggerz · 04-02-2011, 09:55 AM

classic lol

spazlabz · 04-03-2011, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by papill0n

<blink>i have a cool website yay</blink>

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-03-2011, 11:02 AM

oh yaaaaaa

$5 submissions · 04-03-2011, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

this is some good shit to make some sites better :P

CaptainWolfy · 04-03-2011, 11:14 AM

it's so annoying

u-Bob · 04-03-2011, 11:16 AM

LOL, great

ThumbLord · 04-03-2011, 04:15 PM

OMFG this looks amazing, need to copy and paste the info asap.

$5 submissions · 04-03-2011, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ThumbLord

OMFG this looks amazing, need to copy and paste the info asap.

Don't forget that Created with NOTEPAD button

dynastoned · 04-03-2011, 04:22 PM

angelfire geocities my gawd i used to make some terrible looking sites

cooldude7 · 04-03-2011, 11:22 PM

mine looks really fucked. :D

HarryMuff · 04-04-2011, 01:15 AM

I put in some old school bros link list and TGPs and it actually improved their sites.

bbobby86 · 04-04-2011, 01:57 AM

i remember this... frontpage...

nikki99 · 04-04-2011, 04:56 AM

nice site

John-ACWM · 04-04-2011, 08:44 AM

Fun times

MrMaxwell · 04-04-2011, 11:56 AM

What about tripod?!

fuzebox · 04-04-2011, 12:12 PM

The results aren't too far off from my first geocities sites.

webair · 04-04-2011, 12:37 PM

funny shit!

V_RocKs · 04-04-2011, 01:06 PM

bring back flashing text!

purescotty · 04-04-2011, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Poor fellow. He is a living example of the website reflecting the state of the career.

http://www.coreyfeldman.net/

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