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marketsmart · 08-08-2011, 08:13 AM

i'm sure currently sober has, but what about the rest of you?

totally sucks...

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Best-In-BC · 08-08-2011, 08:14 AM

I was soo sick one time, I threw up with my pants off and I blew a shit at the same time :D

dyna mo · 08-08-2011, 08:16 AM

i've been very lucky, nothing major other than a slight diarrahea squirt or 2

michael.kickass · 08-08-2011, 08:19 AM

I won't answer THAT!

JamesGw · 08-08-2011, 08:20 AM

Never, believe it or not.

Best-In-BC · 08-08-2011, 08:29 AM

Ive never shit my pants, no

CaptainHowdy · 08-08-2011, 08:33 AM

I refuse to answer

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Stef. · 08-08-2011, 08:38 AM

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BJ · 08-08-2011, 08:39 AM

On mushrooms, top of a mountain in crested butte, CO. Came back with 1 sock.

CurrentlySober · 08-08-2011, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

i'm sure currently sober has...

Actually, NOT ACCIDENTALLY, but then that should really go without saying...

DELIBERATELY FTW!

brassmonkey · 08-08-2011, 08:46 AM

never by accident after dinner

BFT3K · 08-08-2011, 08:53 AM

No, I have never "shit into my own ass", as the question seems to imply.

seeandsee · 08-08-2011, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Best-In-BC

I was soo sick one time, I threw up with my pants off and I blew a shit at the same time :D

fucking sick shit is worst, it like milky rocket

vsex · 08-08-2011, 09:18 AM

Hilarious scene from "Hall Pass"

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notime · 08-08-2011, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K

No, I have never "shit into my own ass", as the question seems to imply.

Haha, did not get the "IN" part either, unless shit would be 'shot'..

sojproductions · 08-08-2011, 09:26 AM

I've got a good one! I once got blind drunk, took a girl home and in the morning went to the bathroom, there was a perfectly formed shit in the bath... I thought 'this has never happened before, dirty bitch shit in my bath!' She was hot but no way could I or would I see a girl again who took a dump in my bath, so I made excuses to take her home and get her the hell out of my place. 6 months later, I went out, got drunk, woke up in the morning - i'm all alone - another perfectly formed shit in the bath!! it was me all along!!

2intense · 08-08-2011, 09:27 AM

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Chosen · 08-08-2011, 09:31 AM

You should have start a poll

Best-In-BC · 08-08-2011, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

fucking sick shit is worst, it like milky rocket

Yeah, worse thing is my wife walked in on it

raymor · 08-08-2011, 09:43 AM

Twenty years ago I was a lot like Currently Sober. Does anything more need to be said?

candyflip · 08-08-2011, 10:16 AM

I have Chron's Disease. It's an almost daily occurrence.

brassmonkey · 08-08-2011, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

I have Chron's Disease. It's an almost daily occurrence.

4 real? ive been seeing a few people with that?

candyflip · 08-08-2011, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

4 real? ive been seeing a few people with that?

My digestive system from input to output is fucked. Some days are better than others.

I eat what I want when I want, regardless of how it makes me feel. That's more of my problem than the actual issue.

Some days a quick trip to the shitter has my asshole looking like Goatse.

96ukssob · 08-08-2011, 10:26 AM

JFK · 08-08-2011, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

i've been very lucky, nothing major other than a slight diarrahea squirt or 2

A shart ?

Christina T. · 08-08-2011, 11:02 AM

cmon you guys this is getting really gross!

JamesGw · 08-08-2011, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Christina T.

cmon you guys this is getting really gross!

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cooldude7 · 08-08-2011, 11:19 AM

yes many times when i was kid, and yes few times when i was adult but very few, rarely, means when u dont know when u gonna fart, is it just the air or sometimes liquid poo.but very rarely.
so sometimes when i dont feel well , and i m confused about farting, i go to toilet and ends up farting only..

thankk god my identity isn't revealed here. :D

mamaliga · 08-08-2011, 12:15 PM

allright i`m going to confese. Once i shit into the bathtub when i was drunk

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Spunky · 08-08-2011, 01:20 PM

I fart once and a turd came out

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iwantchixx · 08-08-2011, 03:02 PM

"Accidentally Shit Yourself In The Ass"

Where else would you shit yourself? In the knee caps?

MrBottomTooth · 08-08-2011, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by mamaliga

allright i`m going to confese. Once i shit into the bathtub when i was drunk

I puked into the bathtub Friday night. Layed in my own puke water for an hour or so because I was too drunk to move. What a friggin mess.

Not sure why I always try to take a bath when I get really drunk. Maybe subconsciously trying to drown myself.

marketsmart · 08-08-2011, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

Not sure why I always try to take a bath when I get really drunk. .

are you gay?

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MrBottomTooth · 08-08-2011, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

are you gay?

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No. I think maybe it is because I sometimes feel like I am dying when I drink too much, so I want to make sure when they find my body it is all bloated with those big giant lips and eyeballs that drowning victims get.

Mutt · 08-08-2011, 03:39 PM

i don't have Crohn's or colitis but i'm pretty sure i have IBS - when i went to doctors for it i don't think IBS was a medical term yet. I just have a really fucked up digestive system, sometimes it just goes off and i really don't have any idea why - some foods definitely do it, salad dressings, anything with oil in it. Ice cream which probably means i'm lactose intolerant.

I've had to pull over off highways and run into fields, once i had a short drive home from a friend's house at 4am in the morning, suddenly i know i was about to splatter so i wheeled into an apartment building parking lot and just barely in time exploded behind their garbage dumpster.

I feel for people with colitis, crohn's and IBS. When I was 13 I had my first gf, and her family invited me to go to an NFL game in Buffalo, with traffic to the stadium on a game day it's probably 2 hours of drive time. I was already nervous going with her family somewhere for the first time, the minute I got in the car I knew I was in for a horrible time. The entire trip I was dying, I was too embarassed to ask to find a bathroom, so I sat in torture trying to act like nothing was wrong while trying to hold it in. I'm still traumatized thinking about that day.

tabasco · 08-08-2011, 06:54 PM

I got food poisoning once on top of the flu. I shit myself three times while I was asleep and threw up a bunch of times too. Between vomiting and cleaning up I got about 2 hours sleep but amazingly I felt good by morning. I had an exam that day and it was the only time I ever got a high distinction lol.

cutedimples · 08-08-2011, 07:12 PM

Dead · 08-08-2011, 07:21 PM

Fuckin LOLOLED all over this thread!!!!! Why is this shit so damn funny!!! And I did graduate middle school.....

Failed · 08-08-2011, 07:28 PM

I was at a buddies house, some years ago, and we were all partying. I did some blow and was drinking when I felt like I was going to shit myself. I tried to hold it in, I have this thing about not shitting at other people's houses, especially when we're all partying. Holding it in lasted about 30 seconds and I shit myself right there in the kitchen with about 20 other people. I quickly made my way to the door and drove home, about a 30 minute drive, with the most disgusting shit all over my pants and legs. What a fucking mess when I made it home!

Then the next day my buddy called and laughed at me, apparently they all saw the wet brown streaks going down the back of my jeans as I was walking out the door.

Grapesoda · 08-08-2011, 07:28 PM

L-Pink · 08-08-2011, 07:31 PM

I shit in a friends cowboy boot once. Hilarious at the time.

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mavruda · 08-09-2011, 05:02 AM

Congrats !

blackwater · 08-09-2011, 05:08 AM

In hospital recovering from an operation. I was in the day room with this blind guy. I was stood looking out the window and coughed. Thanks to the suppository stuck up my ass I coughed and shat. The shit didn't make a sound I swear but the second I did it the blind guy who was sat 10 yards away said "You better go get cleaned up" Fucking impressive!

V_RocKs · 08-10-2011, 01:08 PM

on occasion.

nikki99 · 08-10-2011, 01:11 PM

I will never forget, my first time in London, met 2 chicks in soho, went to their place, I was taking orlistat back then, I was drunk and I pooped in my shorts and I asked for bathroom and threw panties into the garbage I am sure girls noticed the next day

V_RocKs · 08-10-2011, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by nikki99

I will never forget, my first time in London, met 2 chicks in soho, went to their place, I was taking orlistat back then, I was drunk and I pooped in my shorts and I asked for bathroom and threw panties into the garbage I am sure girls noticed the next day

da fuck you say?

marlboroack · 08-10-2011, 01:13 PM

I'll shit my pants in HD for 50$ a set

SleazyDream · 08-10-2011, 01:15 PM

it depends......

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