IwantU.com wants you to win $2600 in this thread !!!

[cayne]

hmm looks like I missed the first pay-outs

[McKracken]

lol I could never keep up with the 50 posts a day posters

[McKracken]

ping pong any one?

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[McKracken]

Originally posted by McKracken
ping pong any one?

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damn i missed!

[McKracken]

anyone listning to GnR?

What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Some men you just can't reach...
So, you get what we had here last week
Which is the way he wants it!
Well, he gets it!
N' I don't like it any more than you men."*

Look at your young men fighting
Look at your women crying
Look at your young men dying
The way they've always done before

Look at the hate we're breeding
Look at the fear we're feeding
Look at the lives we're leading
The way we've always done before

My hands are tied
The billions shift from side to side
And the wars go on with brainwashed pride
For the love of God and our human rights
And all these things are swept aside
By bloody hands time can't deny
And are washed away by your genocide
And history hides the lies of our civil wars

D'you wear a black armband
When they shot the man
Who said "Peace could last forever"
And in my first memories
They shot Kennedy
An I went numb when I learned to see
So I never fell for Vietnam
We got the wall of D.C. to remind us all
That you can't trust freedom
when it's not in your hands
When everybody's fightin'
for their promised land

And
I don't need your civil war
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor
Your power hungry sellin' soldiers
In a human grocery store
Ain't that fresh
I don't need your civil war

Look at the shoes you're filling
Look at the blood we're spilling
Look at the world we're killing
The way we've always done before
Look in the doubt we've wallowed
Look at the leaders we've followed
Look at the lies we've swallowed
And I don't want to hear no more

My hands are tied
For all I've seen has changed my mind
But still the wars go on as the years go by
With no love of God or human rights
'Cause all these dreams are swept aside
By bloody hands of the hypnotized
Who carry the cross of homicide
And history bears the scars of our civil wars

"We practice selective annihilation of mayors
and government officials
for example to create a vacuum
Then we fill that vacuum
as popular war advances.
Peace is closer"**

I don't need your civil war
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor
Your power hungry sellin' soldiers
In a human grocery store
Ain't that fresh
I don't need your civil war
I don't need your civil war
Your power hungry sellin' soldiers
In a human grocery store
Ain't that fresh
I don't need your civil war
I don't need one more war

I don't need one more war
Whaz so civil 'bout war anyway

[McKracken]

1.84 posts per day

[McKracken]

#16

[aka]

one more Bump here

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Q. Why does sex become boring?
Sexual boredom often comes about because we initiate it ourselves. Lovemaking becomes a routine when the same patterns are acted out again and again. What can we do to take the boredom out of our sex life? There are countless ways to express love and intimacy. Deciding to create a more exciting sex life is the first step, and let your imagination be the second. Talk to your partner; share ideas on new things to try; new positions, foreplay techniques, creating a more romantic atmosphere, maybe even adding sex toys to your repertoire. Find out what you like and what you don't like. You'll never know until you've tried.

[MickeyG]

it's gonna be a long ride to 1500, keep it up guys!

[McKracken]

Q. What's the biggest mistake partners make after they're married?
All too often the tendency to establish a parental attitude toward one's partner takes control of the marriage. Scolding, correcting and exerting control over your partner is a sure way to ruin a relationship and destroy a healthy, active sex life. If you find yourself in this situation, take time to remember the wonderful qualities you found in each other that led to your marriage. Be realistic in knowing you are both competent adults and make a commitment to treat each other as such. It can go a long way in rebuilding the intimacy you once shared.

[MickeyG]

and lol ping pong, that was my favorite game back in the day.

[McKracken]

Q. How do I get my partner to like oral sex?

Like so many sexual topics, the starting point is open communication. Your partner may have some long-standing inhibitions toward oral sex. Common examples include the idea that oral sex is dirty, or they have a fear of gagging, fear of ejaculation, or perhaps performance anxiety. Once these inhibitions have been discussed, working together to create your specific solution will help overcome these fears.

[McKracken]

Originally posted by MickeyG
and lol ping pong, that was my favorite game back in the day.

yeah hehe no fancy graphics just plain old fun... old skool

[McKracken]

Q. What is the "G-Spot"?

The "G-Spot" was named after Ernest Grafenburg, the German obstetrician and gynecologist who first described it as the "zone of erogenous feeling" in 1944. It is found in the (front) anterior wall of the vagina, and with vigorous stimulation, can lead to sexual arousal. The area swells and produces orgasm as well as a release of vaginal fluid. Many women express great pleasure in having this as a component of their orgasm.

[McKracken]

here is one for lawrence o connor:

Q. Why do I ejaculate so quickly?
This is one of the most common sexual issues for men, but fortunately, it's one of the easier ones to deal with, especially with a sensitive partner. Keep in mind ejaculatory control can be learned, and this process is similar to the way one learns to control urination early in life. The approach I recommend to develop control of ejaculation is based on a technique originally developed by Dr. James Semans. This method involves stopping sexual stimulation at the first sign of ejaculation. The partner resumes sexual stimulation once he is no longer close to ejaculation. With practice, the male can relax and enjoy more stimulation without ejaculating. A step by step method for gaining ejaculatory control (with or without a partner) is simply outlined by Dr. Bernie Zilbergeld in the book, "The New Male Sexuality" (Bantam, 1993) and the video "You Can Last Longer: Solutions for Ejaculatory Control" (The Sinclair Institute, 1992). Either resource will be very helpful in overcoming rapid ejaculation.

[McKracken]

[McKracken]

Q. Is it okay to fantasize about sex with strangers during lovemaking with your partner?
Sexual fantasy is probably the most universal of all sexual behaviors. Your experience of fantasizing during lovemaking is shared by the majority of the sexually active population. A rich fantasy life should be considered a bonus to your sex life. Although it is possible to enjoy your activity by focusing solely on what your partner does to turn you on, the addition of sexual fantasy may enhance your sexual arousal. There is evidence to support that fantasizing adds lubrication (in women) and more erectile power (in men) which leads to orgasm (in both men and women). Fantasies can add a great deal to every person's sex life, and should not become a source of guilt. Remember, fantasies, unlike actions, are your private thoughts and you have the right to maintain this privacy. However, being able to share your fantasies with your partner may give you both ideas for improving your sex life.

[MickeyG]

Originally posted by McKracken

gotta love the bannana man thats good stuff

[Reak]

post bot?

[eiht_98]

bump

[pornpf69]

this is a great give away!

[pornpf69]

but its is far away from the big prize...

[Bigfuck]

not so far to 1K

[McKracken]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Reak
post bot? [/QUOTE

yeah im the leet postbot with 1.84 posts a day LOL

[Bigfuck]

I'm soon on 1K to

[McKracken]

hmm perhaps I should go for 1k posts today to get my custom titel

[McKracken]

lol think i got past 20 posts in this thread

[McKracken]

still 50 posts to beat LendendaryLars

[KRL]

Currently, 40 million people are using online dating services each month (source: ComScore Media Metrix) and a 51% growth in the industry since January 2003 (source:Hitwise).

Online dating is one of the fastest growing and most popular activities online.

Jupiter Research expects online dating sites to continue to grow from US $313 million in revenue in 2002 to an estimated $642 million by 2007 - over 100%.

In fact, the so-called "recession-proof" industry has hit record numbers every year for the last 3 years, the online dating industry. The target demographic for these services is the 83
million Americans that are between 19 and 45 and single. This trend has been on the rise since September 11th, an event which made people realize how important life is and how
personal attention can ad to your life.

The Personals/Dating category surpassed both Business/Investment and Entertainment/Lifestyles to become the largest paid content category in 2002 with $302 million in revenues, up nearly threefold from $72 million in 2001. Those top three categories - Personals/Dating, Business/Investment Content and Entertainment/Lifestyles - accounted for 63% of online content spending in 2002, up from 59% in 2001.?

The ?online dating? market has been expanding exponentially with the advances of technology, the broadening of our boarders through internet communication, the effects of 9/11 sending millions to the internet looking for real solutions and the successful emergence of strong competitors like Match.com and eHarmony.
? 70 percent of both men and women surveyed are still searching for "the love of their lives" as opposed to "just one night of passion." (Yahoo, media relations)

? More than half of the singles surveyed (54%) report they are seeking a committed relationship or marriage.

? Total population in the world: 6 billion (NSS ? US Census Bureau)

? Total number of singles in America: 100 million (NSS ? US Census Bureau)

? 47.7% marriages fail per 1000 in the U.S. (2000), down from 87 pre 1000 in 1960. (NSS ? US Census Bureau)

? More than 40 million people use online dating services each month (source: comScore Media Metrix)

? Power lunch online dating: About 1/3 of all visitors to match sites are doing so on their lunch hour. (comScore Media Matrix, May 2003)

? Online dating has realized 51% growth in the industry since January 2003 (source: Hitwise)

? Match.com reports 6.3 million visitors in December 2003. (comScore Media Matrix, May 2003)

? One female Match customer in Dallas increased her hits from 100-1531 per day after she posted her ?glamour-shots? picture?

[McKracken]

Originally posted by MickeyG
gotta love the bannana man thats good stuff

yeah hehe im like behind on my schedule today... but fuckit time to have a little fun

[McKracken]

One female Match customer in Dallas increased her hits from 100-1531 per day after she posted her ?glamour-shots? picture?

LOL

[McKracken]

Q. What percentage of couples climax simultaneously?

Sure it's nice to climax at the same time, but to set that as a goal for every sexual experience is unrealistic. It could also become quite boring if it were the only sexual pattern you and your partner ever have. While there's nothing wrong with simultaneous orgasms, remember that there are many sexual options available which can be equally enjoyable. Striving for simultaneous orgasms can require considerable concentration on your partner's sexual feelings, and leaves you less time for your own sexual pleasure. Instead of just letting go and enjoying yourself you might find your lovemaking will become a game, motivated by strategic planning rather than by emotional and sexual desires. By having consecutive orgasms, each partner can focus on his/herself, knowing that the others turn will come. Discovering sexual patterns that satisfy both lovers is most important. Sexual variations should be mutually agreed upon, placing performance standards on sexual behavior can only serve to inhibit and diminish sexual pleasure.

[McKracken]

Modern Soulmate Theory

Modern Soulmate Theory is based on math and probability calculations.

It has nothing to do with reincarnation, astrology, or magic.

Soulmates are not destined to be with each other.

God may have made a soulmate or a few soulmates for you. God may help you find your soulmate or He may not. Evil forces or your own free will may influence you to choose the wrong person.

You may have one or millions of soulmates depending on how different you are from the population mean.

Statistically, there is at least one person in this world that will bring you true love, a love that will last a lifetime.

People spend a lot of time, money, and energy in their search for soulmates.

The odds of finding a soulmate are very slim. Only a few people are lucky enough to find their soulmates.

Current dating services are inefficient and flawed.

People are "forced" to settle for incompatible mates resulting in break ups and divorces.

Human and social capital decrease because of relationship problems.

One day in the near future, because of technological advances, people will find their soulmate or soulmates very easily.

[McKracken]

Online Dating is fun:

I met a woman online who lived in New York and I live over in England. After six months of emailing and IMs she suggested I come to the USA and stay with her for a couple weeks. She also said she was totally in love with me and couldn't live without me!

So after seeing the photos of her and deciding that she looked pretty good and seemed normal, I booked my flight and came over. My nightmare began almost immediately. First, she wasn't anything like I expected. She had short greasy hair, and she didn't even bother to dress up or anything. She wore ripped dirty safari shorts and a t-shirt that was egg-stained and ripped. I tried to look past these points and convinced myself that she didn't have time to get dressed up or anything.

After two hours poking and prodding me in her car, she continued continuously through the night, telling me that I wasn't going to go back to the UK. The next day she totally changed and started getting really miserable and bitchy. Then a couple of days after I arrived (and by now I couldn't wait to leave), I found a note on the kitchen table saying that she wanted me out of her house and if I didn't get out by midday she was going to call the cops. This is even though I had been cleaning her dust infested apartment and looking after her daughter. Next to this note she had also left another note which horrified me. She claimed she was HIV positive and that she'd been putting her blood in my milk and food.

I got the heck out of there as fast as I could. And after an agonizing year of tests and misery, I?m still HIV negative. It's only now that I can even talk about this real-life horror story

[McKracken]

[Satisfaction]

bannanaphone!... haha.. 1500 yet !?

[McKracken]

long way to go

and im loosing my posting mojo....

[Reak]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by McKracken

Originally posted by Reak
post bot? [/QUOTE

yeah im the leet postbot with 1.84 posts a day LOL

[MickeyG]

keep the faith, you'll make it!

[McKracken]

Originally posted by Reak

how do you do it man... its hard work getting postcount up

[McKracken]

[McKracken]

be rigth back need a bath and to do some work....


I'll be back

[MickeyG]

work you actually work?

[MickeyG]

its hard to balance work and gfy isn't it?

[MickeyG]

anyone who hasnt signed up yet can signup thru my sig

[MickeyG]

in fact please use my sig to signup. I do not work for them so the only credit i get for this is referrals