"slightly"?

:( :helpme :waaaaahh

:)

Hey! I've only had one bowl of Capt. Crunch Peanut Butter Cereal........mostly cause I ran out of milk.

I'm about out of milk here too. I'm feeling a grocery run coming on.

Biting Spanking Hair pulling... That's just the start

I might try to make a run but I don't want to go to work. I may just go to the food lion near by.

The shaking shall begin now, but you gotta shake yours as well

Hey were did you go? I didn't get an ass shaking.

*working diligently on new site*

Hopefully by the time the DNS propogates this will be ready to go. :thumbsup

I would but I'm suppose to be resting. I'm trying to avoid having my cold turn into bronchitis.

Fun. I may go to Kroger later, since the husband is sleeping and will be a whiney bitch if he hasn't any milk in the fridge.

He's a whiney bitch about more than that ^_^

If you start shaking anything, please let me know beforehand so I can vacate the thread. Thanks. :helpme

As bad as it is to dis my own husband, I must say that you speak truth.


No worries. He'll get me back. That's one of those things I've come to rely on. :helpme

:) hi all

Morning.

Greetings!

bump, lets get this one to 1500! :thumbsup

We are trying thats for sure. All....7 of us? ^_^

*munching grapes*

Yes but inevitably someone who hasn't done any bumping work will win the money.

Bump for IwantU

Whos up for some jokes

Maybe I should go look to see if there's anything else interesting going on...

That would so suck.

Sure.

bling bling

*playing with her Neopets*

Happens all the time.

Sounds dirty.

Hey Tala, what times of the day do you have classes? Maybe we can arrange to have lunch together once a week.

I've lost count. Where the hell are we?

At the end of this thread we will be at 1000

MWF: 9a-11a
T: 9a-11a and 3p-8p
Tr: 9a-11a and 3p-5p

going to each some lunch.. be back later :glugglug

At the end of the thread we will be at least 5k. The end of the page is 1k.

Fuck. :helpme

Wana have lunch at 11 T/Thurs?

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving
their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they
noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect
couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting
to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect
couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were
driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived
the accident.

Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)
























The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed
in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is
no such thing as a perfect man

****Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep
scrolling****.
























So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect
woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car
accident.

By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this
illustrates another point: women never listen either.

Be Observant
A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on
'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid.
"This", he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have
to be observant to color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar
and put it into his mouth.
His class watched on in amazement, most, in disgust.
But being the good students that they were, the jar was
passed, and one by one, they dipped one finger into
the jar and then put it into their mouth.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook
his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would
have noticed that I put my 2nd finger into the jar and
my 3rd finger into my mouth."