Hope you all are workhorse posting whores.

:winkwink:

when theres this many people posting...it is basically luck...

Hey lets get it to 5000 by midnite, "come on we can do it"

dont make no sense no false pretense...

:eek7

Comon peeps, lets get it up there already!

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches

fer sure, but we've all got great odds

:thumbsup

i got a clearview...i got it all telescoped in the rearview...

I think I heard that one before :)

Portion of land in the US owned by the government: 1/3

You think...:1orglaugh

If you're posting in this thread without an account your dumb.

I'm a newbie trying to earn my stripes ^_^

Interesting...

life aint shit but bitches and cash...

x-tra $300 bonus if you have an account with iwantu.com

:graucho:

So what kinda music is everyone listening too?

One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found
that Adam was sitting by himself. "Where's Eve?" He asked.

"Well," said Adam, "She started to bleed. This happens every
month or so."

"So where is she?" asked God.

"Well, she went down to the river to wash up." replied Adam.
Damn," said God, "Now I'll never get the smell out of the fish."

Only food that does not spoil: honey

i'm in the buildin and im feelin myself...haha...

k-roq

LA based rock station.

I've got Sea Side sounds mixed with classical playing.

10 Downfalls Of Manhood

1. You have to take out the garbage.

2. The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000.

3. No sofas in your rest rooms.

4. External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.

5. Even if you get your head caught in an industrial woodchipper,
you're not allowed to cry.

6. James Bond movies only come out every two years.

7. Ribbed for her pleasure, not yours.

8. You have to wear ties.

9. You can't flirt your way out of a jam.

10. "Women and children first"

Let's go you cock hungry keboard queens!

150 to go. come on people

Finally, a Mastercard commercial for men.

Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Couch dance and tips: $50.00
A round of shots: $34.00
Another round of shots: $34.00
Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00

Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain:
Priceless.

There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else,
there's Mastercard.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs

Woo hoo!

HIPHOP/Rap of course :)

working on it :thumbsup

AHHH!!!

Damn this thread is moving now :)

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand

Briana's Blazing Anal Butt Plug