If a baseball is hit out of the stadium, travels completely around the world, re-enters the stadium, and is caught by a fielder, is it a home run or an out?

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If a policecar, an ambulance, a fire truck and a mail truck are all at a 4 way stop who has the right away?

Why are all farms red?

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why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks aren't?

Are there female leprechauns?

Do judges and lawyers do jury duty?

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Do fish sleep?

yes, theyre leprec.u.n.t.s :winkwink:

Would it be possible for a solar car to travel faster then the speed of light?

Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?

Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

Wow... this is a long thread.

On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?

Do pigs pull ham strings?

Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?

Why do radio operators say "niner" instead of just "nine"?

Why do people say heads up when you should duck?

Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?

Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?

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Why do they call the clock where you punch your time card called a "time" clock? Aren't all clocks "time" clocks?

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