If the police see some one committing a crime but are on there way to investigate a crime do they stop or go to the one they were on their way to?

Seeing as cupid is so good at matchmaking, does he have a girlfriend?

Is an alcoholic just a drunk that's scared of a hangover?

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If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always

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If a table is propped up can it be propped down?

If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by God...is it possible that there's another planet inhabited with creatures made by the Devil?

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Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawaiian Pizza?

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How come, in the Mini Wheat?s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat?s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?

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Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them? Wouldn?t people aim for their head or crotch?

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