Excuse you!

:Graucho

:BangBang: :ak47:

:moon

Anything exciting going on tonight?

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?

:Hollering

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that la la de da de

werd

we there yet?

:2 cents:

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:1orglaugh

Nice!:thumbsup

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun?

If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st ? January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?

Getting close now...

If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?

Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?

This thread better get big fast, otherwise I won't get my 300k clicks :winkwink:

If you died on the International Dateline, and half of you were on 1 side and the other half on the other side, what day would you die?

:)

If someone crashes his or her car on purpose, why is it still a car accident?

If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?

If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

getting closer

If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church?

When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?

stfu

bitch

Bump from me :-)

/Crax

Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?

dumdidum

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn?t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars

to look at things on the ground?

What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?