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My biggest pet peeve. Coders.
I get a lot of code that doesn't work.
and it doesn't work BECAUSE YOU DON'T INDENT YOUR LINES AND ORGANIZE YOUR CODE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. I waste too much time cleaning up peoples code if they just kept their code tidy I wouldn't even have to fix anything because they would see their own dumbass mistakes. </rant> |
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Oh and this also goes for Photoshop designers. Organize your fucking layers, NAME THEM!, Use Layer sets and don't fucking rasterize everything.
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I make pixels work
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flatten all!!!!
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Code doesn't work because it's not indented?
Really? What kind of code? |
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LMFAO!! When I first started working in photoshop, I hated seeing 1353135 layers in the layers panel so I would always do that.. Now I would smack myself if I went in the past and saw myself doing that.
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I make slow and patient love to my code... because she is my tight little bitch.
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Most annoying thing ever! Agreed on this one.
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can't beat a 274000 line php file that's not indented.
Shows pure skill
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Why don't you just run auto identing tool?
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I make pixels work
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lol... I name and group ALL my layers... or i couldn't edit them ![]()
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}}}}}}}}}}} most annoying fucking thing, ever. That, and not only the lack of organization and indentation, but also where a piece of code doesn't make sense, they can't take two minutes out of their life to comment the fucker... So people that get passed the baton later on can understand what is going on.... without looking over the entire code 30x.
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I honestly don't know anyone in the biz (besides myself) who properly names their PSD layers. I've seen a lot of PSD's because I mostly tweak things for clients and they're all unorganised and look like shit.
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i am the worst at keeping organized PSD files - working on one now that is over 200 layers and i want to shoot myself.
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I AM WEB 2.0
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i never name my layers, i change up my file so many times that it would take me a decade to name each layer.
you have to sacrifice somewhere, if you want your page pro and i spend 2 hours shading it to the perfect tint you cannot expect me to name layers. i have actually never even had a psd request now that i think of it, i am the pro what are you going to do with the psd that i cant do better and more proper? |
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I make pixels work
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totally know what you mean though... or excess layers that are not even used in the layout :P jesus!
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I make pixels work
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Or what is just as bad in Unlabeled PSD's in when a previous designer uses some random font, that they don't give to you, when you need to fix all their typos
Good times Although Nothing beats tons of unlabeled layers that are not even turned on in the document, but just boosting file size by a few hundred megs.
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I make pixels work
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...I think I just came.
Until now I thought I was the only sad, obsessive-compulsive designer naming and grouping my layers and taking great pleasure in making my code look pretty. I've modified/looked at 20+ PSD's from other designers, and not one has bothered to name more than 5 layers of what's usually a 150+ layer PSD. Makes me want to cry every time I open one of those. At least with code it's easy to put it through a generator to make sense of it. I love these: For CSS: http://www.lonniebest.com/FormatCSS/ For (X)HTML: http://infohound.net/tidy/
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Once, I had a magazine design job where I was taking over for another designer - who for whatever reason flattened everything he designed. Such a pain in the ass, jesus.
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Sounds to me like a dickhead move made right before he left...
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I think he was legitimately retarded...I mean looking at the actual magazines made even, he was a douche. Didn't understand print quality to say the least - almost like he would save an image in 72 dpi and then later save it in print quality dpi for printing, lol.
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no layer groups and layers are named in piglatin
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Why would I indent? I know what I wrote...
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you smoke crack cocaine
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Worst code I have ever worked on:
- variables named $aa, $ab, $ab, $ba, etc - functions with named FuzzyBrownSlippers(), then a second one named Fuzzy_Brown_Slippers(), and so forth. The names made no sense - no indentation I swear to god coders in India don't have tab keys on their keyboards.
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lol @ no indents!
How about all white space removed entirely so that 1,500 lines of code is on a single line? |
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This is a tool I have been using for years... the developer website is long gone but it works great. Just unzip it in a directory and run it.
http://www.nation-x.com/phpcodebeautifier.zip |
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I was wrong... I just found the developers site :P
http://www.waterproof.fr/products/ph...2003-09-18.zip |
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Do Fun Shit.
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i just threw up a little in my mouth
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