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Old 08-16-2010, 11:43 AM   #1
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I Have Come Up With A New Business Model That Is Going To Destroy The Tubes...
i am going to pay surfers to watch porn...

of course the surfers are going to have to put in their cc number so they can verify that they are over 18 and then buried in the terms is my $999 sign up fee to join my program...

i can collect these fees for a few months and then go out of business stating my model is not sustainable and send a program termination letter to all my members...

KB, hit me up so I can buy some of that hot Manwin traffic to get this rolling....





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Old 08-16-2010, 11:47 AM   #2
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Old 08-16-2010, 11:48 AM   #3
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how much are you paying?
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Old 08-16-2010, 11:49 AM   #4
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haha, I doubt you'll find many people with $999 available on their credit cards nowadays!
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Old 08-16-2010, 11:50 AM   #5
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haha, I doubt you'll find many people with $999 available on their credit cards nowadays!
i'll just keep banging until i get something...




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Old 08-16-2010, 11:51 AM   #6
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how much are you paying?
it doesnt matter.. i will close up shop before i ever pay out a cent...

so maybe .10 a view seems fair...




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Old 08-16-2010, 11:54 AM   #7
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maybe not $999 but "business models" like this are not very uncommon. its mostly mainstream though. and you will need an endless chain of offshore companies ;)
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Old 08-16-2010, 11:55 AM   #8
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Old 08-16-2010, 12:00 PM   #9
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Or you can just do it legit
  1. Sell Advertising
  2. Payout a share of advertising revenue to viewers for watching porn with ads
  3. Voila!
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Old 08-16-2010, 12:20 PM   #10
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Man thats a Win. ;)
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Old 08-16-2010, 12:31 PM   #11
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You need to run the full pyramid referral scheme too and I think if you put it down to $100 to join with a $10 referral payment with a 10c watch payment with accounts paying out after 3 months by which time you will have long since closed down and reopened as someone else you'll be onto a winner.
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Old 08-16-2010, 12:32 PM   #12
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thats too above board for me... i prefer to dance on the dark side...

money for nothing and chicks for free.....



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Old 08-16-2010, 12:33 PM   #13
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You need to run the full pyramid referral scheme too and I think if you put it down to $100 to join with a $10 referral payment with a 10c watch payment with accounts paying out after 3 months by which time you will have long since closed down and reopened as someone else you'll be onto a winner.
would you like to be partners...

i have always wanted to run a pyramid scheme...



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Old 08-16-2010, 12:34 PM   #14
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lolz.............that's what she said ;)
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Old 08-16-2010, 12:41 PM   #15
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lolz.............that's what she said ;)
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Old 08-16-2010, 12:46 PM   #16
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do you need a head sales manager, where do i send my resume?
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Old 08-16-2010, 12:53 PM   #17
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Is this one called the, "Steve Lightspeed"?

Seems he had announced something similar a year or so back.
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Old 08-16-2010, 12:56 PM   #18
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how much you plan to pay...?
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Old 08-16-2010, 12:57 PM   #19
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would you like to be partners...

i have always wanted to run a pyramid scheme...
I'd love to.

Although I suppose i'd better check my friends will be ok visiting me in prison first
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Old 08-16-2010, 01:36 PM   #20
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You don't even have to do that. Put out a couple of good looking sites in popular niches, pay affiliates $100 per $1 trial for the entire first month as a starting bonus, 2-3 prechecked x-sales with hidden terms, massive members area upselling and 1 month payout hold on affiliates and you can probably collect some fat money before It's time to split(affiliate payout time).
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i am going to pay surfers to watch porn...

of course the surfers are going to have to put in their cc number so they can verify that they are over 18 and then buried in the terms is my $999 sign up fee to join my program...

i can collect these fees for a few months and then go out of business stating my model is not sustainable and send a program termination letter to all my members...

KB, hit me up so I can buy some of that hot Manwin traffic to get this rolling....
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thats too above board for me... i prefer to dance on the dark side...

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Old 08-16-2010, 02:17 PM   #23
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Sorry KB's tied up
now both of those girls have crabs...

good thing KB reps Kwell Crab Cream....




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