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11-20-2004, 07:37 AM
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Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired, I could use a foot massage.
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11-20-2004, 07:38 AM
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Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.
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11-20-2004, 07:38 AM
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Jimmie: I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced. No marriage counselling, no trial separation, I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced.
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11-20-2004, 07:38 AM
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Yolanda: Any of you fuckin' pricks move, and I'll execute every mother fuckin' last one of ya.
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11-20-2004, 07:39 AM
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Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
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11-20-2004, 07:39 AM
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Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
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11-20-2004, 07:39 AM
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Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
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11-20-2004, 07:40 AM
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Jules: Then what do they call it?
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11-20-2004, 07:40 AM
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Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
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11-20-2004, 07:40 AM
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Jules: A "Royale" with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
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11-20-2004, 07:41 AM
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Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
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11-20-2004, 07:41 AM
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Jules: "Le Big-Mac". Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
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11-20-2004, 07:41 AM
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Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
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11-20-2004, 07:42 AM
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Jules: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.
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11-20-2004, 07:42 AM
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Vincent: How many up there?
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11-20-2004, 07:42 AM
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Jules: Three or four.
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11-20-2004, 07:43 AM
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Vincent: That's countin' our guy?
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11-20-2004, 07:43 AM
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Jules: Not sure.
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11-20-2004, 07:43 AM
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Vincent: So that means there could be up to five guys up there?
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11-20-2004, 07:44 AM
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Jules: It's possible.
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11-20-2004, 07:44 AM
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Vincent: We should have fuckin' shotguns.
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11-20-2004, 07:44 AM
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[after Butch saves Marsellus from rapists]
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11-20-2004, 07:45 AM
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Butch: You okay?
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11-20-2004, 07:45 AM
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Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.
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11-20-2004, 07:45 AM
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Butch: What now?
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11-20-2004, 07:46 AM
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Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' hahahahahahas, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
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11-20-2004, 07:46 AM
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Butch: I meant what now between me and you?
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11-20-2004, 07:46 AM
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Marsellus: Oh, that "what now." I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.
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11-20-2004, 07:47 AM
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Jules: Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?
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11-20-2004, 07:47 AM
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Yolanda: You don't hurt him.
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11-20-2004, 07:47 AM
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Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?
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11-20-2004, 07:48 AM
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Yolanda: Cool?
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11-20-2004, 07:48 AM
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Jules: What?
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11-20-2004, 07:48 AM
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Yolanda: He's cool.
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11-20-2004, 07:49 AM
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Jules: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.
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[Ringo sits down opposite Jules]
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Yolanda: All right, now you let him go.
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11-20-2004, 07:50 AM
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Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot. But I don't want that. And you don't want that. And Ringo here *definitely* doesn't want that.
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Yolanda: You just know, you touch him, you die.
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11-20-2004, 07:51 AM
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Jules: Well, that seems to be the situation.
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11-20-2004, 07:51 AM
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Man #4: [Burst out of the bathroom with his gun] Die you motherfuckers!
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11-20-2004, 07:51 AM
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[He empties his entire gun, hitting nothing but air]
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11-20-2004, 07:52 AM
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Jules: Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwan into a glass motherfuckin' house fuckin' up the way the hahahahahaha talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass cuz I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?
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Vincent: [to Marvin] Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in their with a goddamn hand cannon?
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11-20-2004, 07:52 AM
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
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11-20-2004, 07:53 AM
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Brett: What?
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11-20-2004, 07:53 AM
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Jules: What country you from?
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11-20-2004, 07:54 AM
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Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
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11-20-2004, 07:54 AM
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Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
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Brett: Yes!
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