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Old 11-22-2004, 10:16 AM   #26651
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Vincent: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:17 AM   #26652
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Jules: Hey, the car didn't hit no motherfucking bump.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:17 AM   #26653
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Vincent: Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch. The gun went off. I don't know why.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:17 AM   #26654
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Jules: Well look at this fucking mess, man. We're on a city street in broad daylight here!
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:18 AM   #26655
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Vincent: I don't believe it.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:18 AM   #26656
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Jules: Well believe it now, motherfucker! We gotta get this car off the road! You know cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fucking blood.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:18 AM   #26657
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Vincent: Just take it to a friendly place, that's all.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:19 AM   #26658
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Jules: This in the Valley, Vincent. Marcellus ain't got no friendly places in the Valley.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:19 AM   #26659
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Vincent: Well Jules this ain't my fucking town, man!
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:19 AM   #26660
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:20 AM   #26661
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[Jules dials a number on his cell phone]
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:20 AM   #26662
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:20 AM   #26663
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Jules: I'm calling my partner in Toluca Lake.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:21 AM   #26664
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:21 AM   #26665
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Jules: It's just over the hill here over by Burbank Studios. If Jimmie's ass ain't home, I don't know what the fuck we're going to do, man. 'Cause I ain't got no other partners in 8-1-8. Hey Jimmie, yo, how you doin', man? It's Jules. Listen up man. Me and my homeboy are in serious fucking shit. We're in a car and we gotta get off the road, pronto. I need to use your garage for a couple of hours.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:21 AM   #26666
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Vincent: Thank you. Mind if I shoot it up here?
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:22 AM   #26667
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:22 AM   #26668
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Lance: Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:22 AM   #26669
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Jules: I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' ifs. All I wanna hear from your ass is, "You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them hahahahahahas out and wait for the calvary which should be coming directly."
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:23 AM   #26670
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Marsellus: You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them hahahahahahas out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:23 AM   #26671
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The Wolf: Jimmie, lead the way. Boys, get to work.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:23 AM   #26672
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Vincent: A please would be nice.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:24 AM   #26673
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:24 AM   #26674
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Vincent: I said a please would be nice.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:24 AM   #26675
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The Wolf: Get it straight, gentlemen: I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do. And if self-preservation is an instinct that you possess, you'd better do it and do it quick. If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:25 AM   #26676
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Jules: No, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that...
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:25 AM   #26677
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Vincent: I don't mean any disrespect, I just like people barking orders at me.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:25 AM   #26678
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The Wolf: If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor here. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So, pretty please - with sugar on top... clean the fuckin' car.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:26 AM   #26679
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Jimmie: I can't believe this is the same car.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:26 AM   #26680
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The Wolf: Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:26 AM   #26681
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Vincent: Jules, if you give that fuckin' nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general principles.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:27 AM   #26682
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Vincent: Want some bacon?
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:27 AM   #26683
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Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:28 AM   #26685
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Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:28 AM   #26686
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:28 AM   #26687
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Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:29 AM   #26688
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Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
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Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
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Old 11-22-2004, 10:30 AM   #26690
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Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
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Jules: I don't eat dog either.
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Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
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Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
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Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
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Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
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Pumpkin: Which one is your wallet?
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Jules Winnfield: It's the one that says "Bad Motherfucker".
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Jules: Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?
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Jules: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ass. You read the Bible?
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