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AaronM · 04-03-2012, 11:52 AM

So I'm looking over the meat selection at the grocery store. I picked up a couple of steaks, some hamburger, and ground turkey. When I turned around to put it in my cart, the cart was gone. I looked all around me but couldn't find the cart anywhere. WTF?

OK, I guess I'll start over with a new cart. As I was walking to the front of the store, I see this 60-65 year old lady pushing my cart down the aisle. I stopped her and asked why she took my cart. She replied with "I'm sorry, am I in your way?" I told her no, but that she had my shopping cart. Then she says "Some day you will be old too." I took the cart and returned to my shopping.

The lady starts following me around the store but keeping her distance. The entire time she is on her cell phone. About 15 minutes later, I am approached by 2 police officers who ask me what I've done with the woman's purse. Now she's standing there telling them I stole her cart and her purse. They hand cuffed me and took me into the store's security office. At this point they grab my wallet and find my CCW permit then they decide to frisk me and find my gun. All of a sudden, I'm a dirt bag and they start giving me even more attitude.

The woman is still out front and I can hear her screaming about me stealing her purse. The police leave me sitting there while they calm the woman down. At the same time they have security start going over the camera footage to see what I've done with her purse. They also check the restrooms and all the store trash cans.

Now here's where it gets really good...

The security footage shows the woman leaving her cart behind & taking mine. It shows I was never within 15 feet of her cart. It then shows the woman returning to her cart, taking her cell phone out of her purse, then leaving her cart and purse behind, once again, to follow me while she called the police. While she was following me, one of the Butchers found her cart, with nobody around it, and took her purse to the lost and found which is where they ended up finding it.

Turns out the lady was dropped off at the store by one of those retirement village shuttle buses. Apparently she's got some mental issues. No shit? Really?

Pretty funny to have a cop hand me my gun back while trying to explain why he had been such an asshole to me. By the time this all ended, the cops, their Supervisor, store security, store management, and the retirement home manager were all there apologizing. I've never had so many people kissing my ass at the same time.

Fuckers should have at least given me the $54 worth of groceries for free.

JFK · 04-03-2012, 11:56 AM

should of given you $108 worth of groceries, what a bunch of fuckheads

Sly · 04-03-2012, 11:58 AM

You bought ground turkey? :-(

AaronM · 04-03-2012, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

You bought ground turkey? :-(

Well, I was going to steal it but with the cops there and all....

I like using ground turkey for making dirty rice.

MaDalton · 04-03-2012, 12:04 PM

in Florida you could have shot her - or something like that ;)

L-Pink · 04-03-2012, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

in Florida you could have shot her - or something like that ;)

Shit yea, capped her aggressive old ass right there in the frozen food isle.

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JFK · 04-03-2012, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Shit yea, capped her aggressive old ass right there in the frozen food isle.

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AaronM · 04-03-2012, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Shit yea, capped her aggressive old ass right there in the frozen food isle.

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There's no sport in that.

pimpmaster9000 · 04-03-2012, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Shit yea, capped her aggressive old ass right there in the frozen food isle.

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and at least 2 other by-standers just for good measure

CyberHustler · 04-03-2012, 12:15 PM

Same thing happened to me long time ago in school... except it was some girl who thought it was cute to say I went in her purse and stole money to the school cop (who hated me). I got roughed up and embarrassed in tight ass cuffs until they checked the school cameras... next day my little sister got arrested for beating teeth out that girls mouth.

AaronM · 04-03-2012, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

and at least 2 other by-standers just for good measure

That leaves me with 11 rounds left. Why waste this kind of opportunity? If I shoot them each more than once, it could be considered excessive force.

Obviously you have not thought this out very well. I would need more targets.

AaronM · 04-03-2012, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

That leaves me with 11 rounds left. Why waste this kind of opportunity? If I shoot them each more than once, it could be considered excessive force.

Obviously you have not thought this out very well. I would need more targets.

To any LEO who may be reading this thread:

I'd like to point out that the above referenced post was an attempt at sarcasm and that I would have exactly zero intentions of shooting any more than the previously mentioned 3 people.

L-Pink · 04-03-2012, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

That leaves me with 11 rounds left. Why waste this kind of opportunity? If I shoot them each more than once, it could be considered excessive force.

Obviously you have not thought this out very well. I would need more targets.

I always carry an untraceable hoodie to throw down next to the body.

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brassmonkey · 04-03-2012, 12:22 PM

stress for nothing. just get another cart and move on. you put yourself in cuffs over a cart

pornguy · 04-03-2012, 12:22 PM

Hire an attorney and Make them pay. Fuck it, its the American way.

Nikki_Licks · 04-03-2012, 12:23 PM

Damn, they should have given you something.....like a 5th of JD

rhon23 · 04-03-2012, 12:27 PM

oh Aaron you big bully

cooldude7 · 04-03-2012, 12:27 PM

damn old peoples.,

Spunky · 04-03-2012, 12:30 PM

Is it a rough grocery store where you have to carry a gun?

FetishWeb · 04-03-2012, 12:32 PM

So why'd you steal her purse? Are things that rough in 2012 for this industry?

LeRoy · 04-03-2012, 12:33 PM

Pretty crazy story!

A little odd to be packin heat just to go grocery shopping. or no?

BlackCrayon · 04-03-2012, 12:34 PM

as the baby boomers age there are going to be tons of these crazy old rambling people all over...causing accidents and other problems such as this.

Darkcrni · 04-03-2012, 12:37 PM

Now take that gun and shoot that fucking lady!

WiredGuy · 04-03-2012, 12:42 PM

I'm surprised the grocery store didn't try to offer something to make it up to you for all that crap. I would have made a fit about being harrassed by their security and police.
WG

NaughtyRob · 04-03-2012, 12:56 PM

Wow, what a fucking nightmare!

AaronM · 04-03-2012, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by LeRoy

Pretty crazy story!

A little odd to be packin heat just to go grocery shopping. or no?

No, not at all. Odd would be for me to be anywhere and not have a gun on me or withing arms reach 24/7.

Believe or not, it seems a lot of shootings happen in public places.

To me, owning a handgun and leaving it locked up at home seems odd. Unless you have too many to carry at once. ;)

kane · 04-03-2012, 12:59 PM

That is crazy. I guess you have to at least be happy they didn't taze you when they saw the gun. Was this in Portland?

BlackCrayon · 04-03-2012, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

No, not at all. Odd would be for me to be anywhere and not have a gun on me or withing arms reach 24/7.

Believe or not, it seems a lot of shootings happen in public places.

To me, owning a handgun and leaving it locked up at home seems odd. Unless you have too many to carry at once. ;)

just out of curiosity, why do you feel the need to always have one on you?

KRosh · 04-03-2012, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

To me, owning a handgun and leaving it locked up at home seems odd. Unless you have too many to carry at once. ;)

QFT

96ukssob · 04-03-2012, 01:04 PM

wow man, that sucks. I've been having a really shitty day myself, but old people piss me the fuck off. on the way to my office this old guy, probably in his 80's pulled our right in front of me, I had to slam the brakes and drive around him.

I beeped the horn and drove away, just thinking "fucking old people." at the traffic light I see him getting out and walking towards my car on his cell phone. i figured he was on the phone with the cops trying to report me so I just blew the light

alextokyo · 04-03-2012, 01:05 PM

Thought this post might be somehow linked to being a responsible gun owner. Again.

Read story. Gun is mentioned. Again.

So yeah, congrats on being a responsible gun owner. Again.

See where it got you. Again.

Now what?

brassmonkey · 04-03-2012, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by LeRoy

Pretty crazy story!

A little odd to be packin heat just to go grocery shopping. or no?

my gat is my second penis. its everywhere i go

Scott McD · 04-03-2012, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

I'm surprised the grocery store didn't try to offer something to make it up to you for all that crap. I would have made a fit about being harrassed by their security and police.
WG

Indeed. I'd have let them know i wouldn't be spending another coin in their store. And at the same time telling many others to do likewise...

NewNick · 04-03-2012, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

There's no sport in that.

Fuck you yanks are spoiled...

alextokyo · 04-03-2012, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

I'm surprised the grocery store didn't try to offer something to make it up to you for all that crap. I would have made a fit about being harrassed by their security and police.
WG

A Paki throwing a hissy fit about harassment, racism and/or discrimination?

Well, that's original.

Tom_PM · 04-03-2012, 01:10 PM

Some day you will be old too.

Don't know why but that one cracked me up.

What a strange mental issue she must have. Seems sharp for 1 minute, then dull the next 20.

punker barbie · 04-03-2012, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

Well, I was going to steal it but with the cops there and all....

I like using ground turkey for making dirty rice.

Yum. I make that with sausage. What are your other ingredients?

I use:
Celery
Onion
Green bell peppers
Chicken broth
Sausage
Cayenne pepper
and cooked white rice

AaronM · 04-03-2012, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

just out of curiosity, why do you feel the need to always have one on you?

I have car insurance and never drive anywhere without a spare tire. Haven't used either for a few years.

Maybe I should stop paying my insurance premiums and save some gas mileage by ditching the spare tire. I mean, since I never use them and all...

punker barbie · 04-03-2012, 01:11 PM

ps) that totally sucks. you should yelp it!

brassmonkey · 04-03-2012, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie

Yum. I make that with sausage. What are your other ingredients?

I use:
Celery
Onion
Green bell peppers
Chicken broth
Sausage
Cayenne pepper
and cooked white rice

dirty rice and ribs and apple pie and ice cream after or peach cobbler

damn i might do that friday

DarkJedi · 04-03-2012, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

Pretty funny to have a cop hand me my gun back while trying to explain why he had been such an asshole to me. By the time this all ended, the cops, their Supervisor, store security, store management, and the retirement home manager were all there apologizing. I've never had so many people kissing my ass at the same time.

Should have taken out that gun and headshot everyone.

DarkJedi · 04-03-2012, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Hire an attorney and Make them pay. Fuck it, its the American way.

Ha, no shit. Can probably sue all three of them: the PD, the store and the old hag.

"Severe emotional distress, resulting in panic attacks, loss of sleep and health deterioration"

PR_Glen · 04-03-2012, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

No, not at all. Odd would be for me to be anywhere and not have a gun on me or withing arms reach 24/7.

Believe or not, it seems a lot of shootings happen in public places.

To me, owning a handgun and leaving it locked up at home seems odd. Unless you have too many to carry at once. ;)

if that's a problem where you live why would you live there?

i'm not anti gun by any means, i'm a fan of weapons in general, but carrying them around in public is fuckin cowboy shit and unnecessary north of mexico...

messed up story though. I have little patience for the elderly when it comes to crazies, no reason she should be out in public.

Sly · 04-03-2012, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Indeed. I'd have let them know i wouldn't be spending another coin in their store. And at the same time telling many others to do likewise...

What exactly did the store do wrong?

It sounds like everyone operated properly, aside from the woman with dementia and her care facility.

RyuLion · 04-03-2012, 01:22 PM

I would've just started picking my stuff again, specially after seeing a old lady had it..

DamianJ · 04-03-2012, 01:25 PM

Serves you right for being black.

BlackCrayon · 04-03-2012, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

I have car insurance and never drive anywhere without a spare tire. Haven't used either for a few years.

Maybe I should stop paying my insurance premiums and save some gas mileage by ditching the spare tire. I mean, since I never use them and all...

decent analogy. i guess i just come from a society where people don't carry guns around with them typically. from my view, if i felt the need then i must be living in fear that i will need it at some point but like you said, the same could be said for those who always have a gps are in fear they will get lost at some point but there is a difference in that using it could result in taking a life or ending up behing bars.

alextokyo · 04-03-2012, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

About 15 minutes later, I am approached by 2 police officers who ask me what I've done with the woman's purse. Now she's standing there telling them I stole her cart and her purse. They hand cuffed me and took me into the store's security office. At this point they grab my wallet and find my CCW permit then they decide to frisk me and find my gun. All of a sudden, I'm a dirt bag and they start giving me even more attitude.

By the way, Mr. Responsible Gun Owner, as soon as you're approached by police officers, you're supposed to disclose that you're carrying a licensed weapon. Yes, they'll have you assume the position while they take the weapon, then probably spread your ass cheeks and squat and cough, it comes with the territory. You are responsible and your weapon is legal, right? It's just common fucking sense to know that you should have mentioned it straight up; they shouldn't have to find out themselves by delving around in your shitstained cum encrusted boxers and pulling out a loaded gun. Not surprised they gave you attitude. Personally, I would've shot you in your dumb fat bald head and asked questions later, Mr. Responsible Gun Owner.

Sly · 04-03-2012, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

decent analogy. i guess i just come from a society where people don't carry guns around with them typically. from my view, if i felt the need then i must be living in fear that i will need it at some point but like you said, the same could be said for those who always have a gps are in fear they will get lost at some point but there is a difference in that using it could result in taking a life or ending up behing bars.

I think most people do it out of habit, and because they are comfortable with it, as opposed to actually being in fear. Most sane people don't stick around fear.

Rochard · 04-03-2012, 01:32 PM

You let a old lady jack your shopping cart?

04-03-2012, 11:52 AM	#1
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Nothing like sitting around in handcuffs for 45 minutes. So I'm looking over the meat selection at the grocery store. I picked up a couple of steaks, some hamburger, and ground turkey. When I turned around to put it in my cart, the cart was gone. I looked all around me but couldn't find the cart anywhere. WTF? OK, I guess I'll start over with a new cart. As I was walking to the front of the store, I see this 60-65 year old lady pushing my cart down the aisle. I stopped her and asked why she took my cart. She replied with "I'm sorry, am I in your way?" I told her no, but that she had my shopping cart. Then she says "Some day you will be old too." I took the cart and returned to my shopping. The lady starts following me around the store but keeping her distance. The entire time she is on her cell phone. About 15 minutes later, I am approached by 2 police officers who ask me what I've done with the woman's purse. Now she's standing there telling them I stole her cart and her purse. They hand cuffed me and took me into the store's security office. At this point they grab my wallet and find my CCW permit then they decide to frisk me and find my gun. All of a sudden, I'm a dirt bag and they start giving me even more attitude. The woman is still out front and I can hear her screaming about me stealing her purse. The police leave me sitting there while they calm the woman down. At the same time they have security start going over the camera footage to see what I've done with her purse. They also check the restrooms and all the store trash cans. Now here's where it gets really good... The security footage shows the woman leaving her cart behind & taking mine. It shows I was never within 15 feet of her cart. It then shows the woman returning to her cart, taking her cell phone out of her purse, then leaving her cart and purse behind, once again, to follow me while she called the police. While she was following me, one of the Butchers found her cart, with nobody around it, and took her purse to the lost and found which is where they ended up finding it. Turns out the lady was dropped off at the store by one of those retirement village shuttle buses. Apparently she's got some mental issues. No shit? Really? Pretty funny to have a cop hand me my gun back while trying to explain why he had been such an asshole to me. By the time this all ended, the cops, their Supervisor, store security, store management, and the retirement home manager were all there apologizing. I've never had so many people kissing my ass at the same time. Fuckers should have at least given me the $54 worth of groceries for free. Last edited by AaronM; 04-03-2012 at 11:54 AM..

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