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Quatermain · 02-03-2004, 01:57 PM

"There is a diet Pepsi in the fridge."

or

"Collect yourself and your cheap garments promptly and leave. When I descend from my penthouse lair handsomely clad and fresh for my morning stroll, I do not suffer gladly wading through the tangled mess of a taken soiled tramp."

Randy · 02-03-2004, 01:58 PM

Quote:

"I think we woke up my parents"

LOL... Actually I have heard that one.....

fuelcell · 02-03-2004, 02:05 PM

thanks....now, can you move? you're blocking the TV

newbreed · 02-03-2004, 02:12 PM

Um, ...(pause)... did you cum?

sweet7 · 02-03-2004, 02:15 PM

how about a sandwich?

BigasMoe · 02-03-2004, 02:19 PM

Once I was with this lady just alittle older than me and just before we were about to do it I said to her " Your the oldest woman I have ever been with" Now just think the loudest you have ever heard somebody yell "WTF DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?"

YEAH IT TOOK ALOT TO GET THAT ASS AFTER THAT ONE.

Rob · 02-03-2004, 02:19 PM

Is this going to happen every night, dad?

AnalProbe · 02-03-2004, 02:20 PM

Your breath smells worse than a fags asshole.

Quite friendly, actually...

Rob · 02-03-2004, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalProbe
Your breath smells worse than a fags asshole.

Quite friendly, actually...

Reminds me of a Carlin quote, "Smells worse than an anchovie's hahahaha!"

AnalProbe · 02-03-2004, 02:36 PM

"I like dwarfs better."

Michaelious · 02-03-2004, 02:45 PM

"Your pussy is like the inside of a tyre!"

curio · 02-03-2004, 02:47 PM

You know, sugar, the sight of my pubic hair stuck in your teeth is SOOOOO hilarious!

Rankings · 02-03-2004, 02:49 PM

how much do i owe ya

Rankings · 02-03-2004, 02:50 PM

got change for $5

mpulse · 02-03-2004, 02:51 PM

hey, what do you want me to do with the spare change and the remote I found while I was in there...

Fu-Q · 02-03-2004, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by input
got change for $5

CDSmith · 02-03-2004, 02:55 PM

I don't know, but the worst thing you can do to your wife <i>during</i> sex is......phone her.

curio · 02-03-2004, 02:56 PM

Errr...I think I lost my watch...Could you spread your legs again...Oh! There they are! Oh...Do you know where my cell phone is? Oh, noooo! Not again!

Rankings · 02-03-2004, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
I don't know, but the worst thing you can do to your wife <i>during</i> sex is......phone her.

that fucking great

smokincash · 02-03-2004, 02:58 PM

Stand up bitch , move UR fat ass into the kitchen and bring me some beer...

...that sucks !

maxdaname · 02-03-2004, 03:00 PM

"Where are my slippers bitch?"

Ic3m4nZ · 02-03-2004, 03:00 PM

Damn I was too drunk

CDSmith · 02-03-2004, 03:02 PM

"Get up.... get off me..... get out. And make me a sandwich on the way out"

Kicker · 02-03-2004, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
the wrong name, or even worse, her sister's name

DrGuile · 02-03-2004, 03:03 PM

"is it in yet?"

(never happened to me, I swear!)

Baal · 02-03-2004, 03:06 PM

"That was SO much better than all of those corpses. You're warm."

AnalProbe · 02-03-2004, 03:07 PM

Where's my dick ?

freeadultcontent · 02-03-2004, 03:09 PM

goodnight dad

Steve · 02-03-2004, 03:11 PM

"that was even better than prison sex"

curio · 02-03-2004, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baal
"That was SO much better than all of those corpses. You're warm."

FUCK J0EL · 02-03-2004, 03:12 PM

After doing it doggy style..."Shit you moved and spilled my beer that was holding on your back..."

Fletch XXX · 02-03-2004, 03:14 PM

"wow, sex with women isnt bad. Up until you, I've only been with other guys."

CDSmith · 02-03-2004, 03:14 PM

Your pussy is a helluva lot tighter than your mom's.

Sly_RJ · 02-03-2004, 03:17 PM

"Father O'Malley, do I HAVE to touch it again?"
- Little Timmy, Grade 6

Lonny · 02-03-2004, 03:17 PM

you dumb bitch! Your nothing but a dead fuck!!!!!!

AnalProbe · 02-03-2004, 03:19 PM

You skunk !

You sweaty, smelly bitch !

I am doing my best to make you come, several times...

And then you throw me off ???

0zzy · 02-03-2004, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by curio
You know, sugar, the sight of my pubic hair stuck in your teeth is SOOOOO hilarious!

It's time for you to shave.

Furious_Male · 02-03-2004, 03:20 PM

"Move.. I gotta go check stats"

bellskids · 02-03-2004, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by okny

That would be a good one

ha a girl actually asked me that back in november.

GoLakers · 02-03-2004, 03:28 PM

are we done? the 3rd quarter must have started now

AnalProbe · 02-03-2004, 03:33 PM

...while you give her a cockring in a small red box...

Do you want to merry me ?

ModelPerfect · 02-03-2004, 03:34 PM

Go get me a pizza.

GonePhishing · 02-03-2004, 03:35 PM

Thanks, you can sleep on the floor or go home.

body · 02-03-2004, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smokincash
Stand up bitch , move UR fat ass into the kitchen and bring me some beer...

...that sucks !

Looks like you have some good experience ?

body · 02-03-2004, 03:40 PM

Honestly, after sex I would ask her to give me a nice after suck

AnalProbe · 02-03-2004, 03:40 PM

You got to hurry.

Your next customer is waiting.

smokincash · 02-03-2004, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by body

Looks like you have some good experience ?

Definitly not . I kicked ass of this lousy fucker !

AnalProbe · 02-03-2004, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smokincash

Definitly not . I kicked ass of this lousy fucker !

Bree · 02-03-2004, 03:56 PM

I'll be right back.. I wanna make sure the webcam was working okay...

pushpills · 02-03-2004, 03:57 PM

you aren't going to press charges....right?

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