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pain in the Ass
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You looked much better when I was horny.
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Die With Your Boots On
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#103 |
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Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
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#104 |
ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2
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You will have to finish the job yourself
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#105 |
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or...like dropping a pencil down a mineshaft...or...like fucking a 5 gallon pale of water
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Honk Honk ...
Time to go, the cab is here ... ( called it in ADVANCE!)
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I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time .... |
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#107 |
Text Writer
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i hated that one time i woke up to someone who i had NO clue who he was, waking him up by saying "hey...umm...YOU......wheres the bathroom?"
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#108 |
pain in the Ass
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ECHO O o .
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#109 |
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"That was wonderful Michael (Jackson), put your nose back on and give me a kiss."
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#111 |
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"I've had better"
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#112 |
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I'm on the rag.
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#113 |
pain in the Ass
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Why are you choking ?
Well ? |
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#114 |
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wow...your pussy tastes so much different than my wifes....
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#115 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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'I have AIDS'
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#116 |
Orgasms N Such!
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Is it in yet?
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#117 | |
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#118 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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Thanks Mom, I really needed that.
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#119 |
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"Remember how I took a shit earlier? Well, Im gonna go wipe again."
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#120 |
pain in the Ass
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I have fucked so many girls, lied to them, dumped them...
But you are so special ! You can stay till tomorrow... |
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#121 |
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I wonder what my ex is up to these days!
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#122 |
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can you just go
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#123 | |
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#124 |
We need more free porn
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Would you mind if I go fishing inside your pussy right now? I'm sure it's crawling with tunas in there.
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#125 |
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you can either sleep on the floor or in the wet spot, the right side of the bed is mine.
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#126 |
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are you done yet?
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#127 |
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girl - "is it in yet?"
guy - "is it okay if i write you a check?"
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#128 |
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#129 |
ZothNET.com
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#130 |
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Now when I take this gag off your not going to scream right?
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#131 |
pain in the Ass
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Where's your make-up ?
Jezus ! Go fix that immediately ! |
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#132 |
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Did that feel like a real penis?
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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Get down, get up, get dressed, and get out!
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#136 |
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somehow you looked different last night
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#137 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
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I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time .... |
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#138 |
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You're wicked, aren't ya ???
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#139 |
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Hey! Good for you big boy....you lasted 60 seconds this time!
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#140 |
Hello world!
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My doctor said as long as I don't have sex my disease won't spread. Oh well.
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#141 |
pain in the Ass
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Why did we get this hotelroom for free ?
And why does that red led on the ceiling blink ? |
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#143 |
pain in the Ass
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Did you enjoy our mutual interest in sexual intercourse, my little Fellatia ?
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#144 |
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So..... how much?
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#145 |
pain in the Ass
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Thanks, you were very helpful.
Now get a life. |
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#146 |
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I have to write some of them and test them next time.
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#147 |
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I thought I wouldn't manage to cum.
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#148 |
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"So when are you gonna make dinner?..."
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#149 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Nov 2003
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jello was better
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#150 |
Ik ben een aap
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"I swear, next time it will be longer....."
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